Kris
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I have officially ordered my first piece of skydiving-specific equipment!
Kris replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
Woot! Now it's time for you to have your paycheck direct deposited to the DZ and you'll be all set. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" aka Willy Wonka remake
Kris replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
Those were my thoughts as well. It's certainly a darker story. But I loved the original, and I loved the books, so I can't wait to see the updated version. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
$1050? Trust me, you're ahead of the game. I played fast and loose a few years ago and racked up over $10K in credit card debt, all of which is now paid off except for about $1350. *whew* I'll never do that again. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Happy birthday, Robyn!!! Are you finally legal yet? *passing you a bottle of Amaretto*
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Oh yeah, you're definitely one of them California guys. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It was really good seeing you and your brother again, Dave. We'll all have to get together and cause another ruckus sometime. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Touche!!! That's odd. Could be worse. Replace that T with a D and things get really interesting for Slappie. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, nothing I can do about that unless I have a longer rig. The legstraps are as far up as they're going to go unless I embed them in my pelvic bone. This is why I always check my BOC pouch and always make sure my closing loop is tight enough to break a sweat trying to close it.
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Best. Thread. Answer. EVER! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Ahhh....the famous May 3rd tornado. That came within one block of my old house, and one mile from my parents house. It looked like a scene out of a war movie when it was all said & done. I like hurricanes because you get all that nifty warning. Me, I'm smart enough to listen. Hurricane coming? I hear Nebraska is beeeyoutiful this time of year. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'm calling anyone smaller than me a skinny bastige, you skinny bastige. And I hit 95 in this purple FF suit. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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RWS Egon? That guy rocks. He definitely hooked me up a couple of years ago by ferrying my blown-up Stiletto to PD for me. Beer is on me next time we meet!
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C'mon out. Tents are cheap and camping is free at the dz. You two! Quit scaring me! I'm still trying to move to Tampa, dammit. But, after seeing a couple of F-5 tornados and an unofficial F6, I think I can handle a hurricane. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Listen, sheepfucker, someone has to keep your dated material floating around the forums while you're out playing Rambo. I nominate me. Now, shut the hell up, and if you so much as come back with a stubbed toe I'm gonna' go medieval on some insurgents. Capice? *whispering* ummm...if I can score any more pics of booted dz.com cuties, I'll send em' your way. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You think I'm kidding. I'll be holding you to that and I'll be seeing you next month.
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And you, dear Missy, are definitely cool and an absolute sweetheart yourself.
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Mmm....Rosa hugs.
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Sorry, I'm already a Man-Whore in training under RoadRash. She even lets me keep a nickle for each time! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Don't be hatin'. It takes a Messican to truly pull off an all-purple ensemble. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You're such a good girl. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I dunno' what it is, but I'm all about a woman in some knee-high (or higher) boots. I think it's the best thing since the mini-skirt.
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Damn... If I can get down to 95mph in a track, the rest of you skinny bastiges should be hitting 80's. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yes, it's true. I just cooked some pasta and watched 24. It's over now. Move along. Nothing to see here. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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There could be money in this.... I'll have to look into cloning. Then again, one of me is enough trouble for the world to handle, but I'll definitely cook for you sometime, Robyn. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Thanks for the warm fuzzy, Sunny (and Rosa and Robyn). I'm just me, and that's all I can be.