Kris
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Safe? You do realize this is one of the only sports on the planet where the word "femur" is a verb, and that one can do everything right and still die? Given that, there are things one can do to minimize their risks, but skydiving is not a safe sport and if you approach it like that...well, it has a way of reaching out at the most inopportune moments and forcing respect upon someone. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'm all about Aviator's Bar & Grill at Skydive Raeford. Very strong mixed drinks and great pita sammiches. Don't forget to try the -Fries. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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With Teeth in my pants. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The new NIN album....it sounds like happy! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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My Stiletto opens up incredibly softly. And before you go calling it a Spinetto, grab some education first. The only reason they got that name is because it was the first mass elliptical on the market. People weren't used to having to be squared in the harness on opening or having to fly the opening on a canopy. My Stiletto only slammed me once, but that was because it was out of trim. It usually snivels so long that on BirdMan jumps I have enough time to unzip my arm wings while it opens.
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Hand altis: Which fingers do you wear the loop around?
Kris replied to grue's topic in Gear and Rigging
Holy crap! I've actually held my hands over eeneR's. I've seen 3 year olds with larger hands. As for me, I'm an index and middle finger kind of guy. -
Found it! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yup, Sunny's is damn nice as well, but Robyn's is way out there! It is a very cool piercing with the spiral. Hell, now I'll have to dig through all my Rantoulio pics when I get home to see if I caught it. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Awww....heck. I would have loved to have seen you, Bobbie, the kids, and DC. It was like a huge reunion though, wasn't it? I'll give you a ring sometime in the next few days and we'll have to get together.
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So...is that required now if one wants to jump with Rook Nelson? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Bitchass. We were looking for you on Sat, you cellphone with voicemail slacker! I've got a couple of trips coming up and had to save cash so I had to bail on showing up at the DZ on Sun. If I'd known you were there I might have made it. If your wife was going to be there, I would have been there at 6am. See the love I have for ya', Missy? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You know it, baby. Remember that one time, when we did that one thing? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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The paperwork on my loan says I have to carry comp & collision with no more than a $500 deductible (I have a $250 deductible). I'm financed through Ford Motor Credit. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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[rec.dot] I wonder if he's related to Snuffy. [/rec.dot] *looking for the Cliff Notes* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oy Vey... I finally got my sweet Nishiki Colorado mountain bike in fighting trim, as I've lost enough weight to start riding it again. So I roll into work this morning with the bike on it's car carrier and some asshat in the parking lot start telling me that his fad diet is better than working out at my size. Ummm, dude, you weigh like 120...piss off. Yes, I'm a larger guy, but I also have a resting pulse of 63, perfect blood pressure, a cholesterol level around 112-115, and I can play racquetball for almost two hours and barely break a sweat. Just because I look like a couch potato doesn't mean I spend my time on the couch or that I don't want to lose weight. *ready to bounce a diet mt. dew can off of a mofo's head* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, it's almost too easy, isn't it? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Says the man with a few more posts than jumps. Be careful, I know your mail route and I'll stock it with angry canines. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Garreth is here? Now that's scary! Okay, things to do....in Fort Sill, nothing. nada. Zip. Lawton, OK is a lucky to be included on a map. However, you're only about an hour away from OKC. As far as skydiving goes, OK is a Cessna state. No turbines. Nada. Zip. Are you seeing a pattern here? You're about 30-45 mins away from Pegasus Skydiving which runs a 182. Skydive Dallas has a Super Otter and a Caravan and is about 2.5-3 hours away. I jump at Skydive Hinton and will probably be occasionally visiting Oklahoma Skydiving Center since it's under really great new management right now. As far as facilities go, Hinton has indoor A/C packing, but we have to go into OKC for entertainment. OSC is next to a nicely sized town. Drop me a PM if you want the tour.
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Strangelove in my pants. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I'm guessing not fast at all. That's an awful lot of mass in momentum to try to bring to a sudden stop, even at only a few mph. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I have the Depeche Mode "101" concert DVD going in the background right now. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Yeah, he really sucks in the cuddling department. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Don't think I didn't offer my moving help. And of course I still want to keep in touch with you and Galen. Who else can I go drinking with while avoiding the Arkansas crossdressers?! Bolas, No Cops appearance from me, sorry. That's what having a really good lawyer gets you. See you at Rantoul! Brains, Piss off. That deer was asking for it. Jumping in front of my car on the highway like that....eesh. 1 down, 3 million more to go. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Did he at least try to grab your boobs? I hear he has a prblem with that... Are you kidding me? This is Cora we're talking about. She would have pulled out my spine and showed it to me before I collapsed. Umm....errr, if I were thinking about grabbing her boobies, that is. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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For launching RW or FF exits, I'm all about a huge Otter or PAC door with plenty of room inside and out for all. Although I've yet to jump my wingsuit from a tailgate, I'm sure it would be a blast. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™