Kris

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  1. Actually, I'm a 2XL (XXL). I'm just more dense than I look. And, yeah, that's a lot of cotton. But it's for a great cause!
  2. What'choo know about the Huck-a-buck?! Shhhhh! I couldn't give away all our secrets now, could I? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. Gareth....man, you've got style. That's for sure. Not too much of a self-preservation instinct though, but you've definitely got style! So, Bonnie, care to give us the back-story on that. Since you're hanging around and all... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. Above is best. If the wood ever rots, it's a lot easier to replace that way. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Yeah, Remtard can't even do pig-latin correctly. What up with that? I hope you're able to make it, Kel. It would be great to see you again. And I promise I won't tie you to a chair with pull-up cords again! *whispering..."I'll have Missy do it!"* Ron... training schmaining. You know you wanna jump with the Messican. Marc, Steely Dan? I don't know if I would have admitted that in a public forum. Pretty bold stuff. I meant DZ.com old-skool. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. Kris

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    I'm stealing your answer and substituting it for my own. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  7. Ow...and the links in the chain add up. I hope you heal fast, Misty! Enjoy the drugs and make sure your hubby waits on you hand & foot.
  8. Heather, you'd better be joining us for dinner on Thursday, too. Remember, I'm buying the first pitcher of sangria. Bill, it'll be damn good to see you again! The first beer is on me. Marc, You're one of the old-skoolers that I'm looking forward to finally meeting. Remizilla... Uhhh...nevermind. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  9. Like the famous BDSM tolerance quote says, "YKIMKBIOK" (Your Kink Isn't My Kink But It's OK). Not that I would know about such things of course. But that rig....ummm....wow. At least you'll never have to worry about it being stolen! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. You can hook this up with a 2XL. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Flygirl, it'll be good to meet you.
  12. Maybe it's just me and one other guy then. I know I get much better video with it off. For the record, I jump an HC40. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. It's now official. As a PC user, this has to be the funniest and most ironic thing I've read in the past decade. Apple Switching To Intel CPU's Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  14. Oh yeah...the supersonic base will definitely be in the house! I look forward to seeing you and Jeanine again.
  15. Greets, peeps! The lovely Dagny and myself will be hitting Z-Hills on Saturday, the 25th of this month. Who else is going to be there that we can get into some trouble with? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. So the girl happens to have a gland problem. Once she shaves she looks a'ight. Be nice! *running like hell and preparing to hide in the jungle now* Edited to add: Glad to hear you're not broken!
  17. Ultimate Electronics and Tweeter come to mind. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. Status? I could give a flying fuck what someone's license is. All I care about is if they're safe and can fly their slot. Methinks you might be in this sport for the wrong reasons if you really believe in that. One can be an AFF-I with a C-license. The D is only required for Tandem and the PRO rating, I believe. You've really got a lot of sand in your vagina over this one, don't you? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. The canopy traffic has gotten absolutely horrible at the WFFC over the last few years. People don't look where they're flying, or they're deploying too high, or have no concept of a landing pattern. I've been cut off several times and have seen more than one near-miss. I'd like to see people booted out on their ass for causing situations like that. Maybe if it happens to a couple of people everyone else will stop flying like idiots. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. Tall Guy at 6'9" and 265#, Anthony at 6'4" 250#, Dano at 6' 260# Bigun at 6'6" 250# ChileRelleno @ 5.10 215# Kris at 5'8" 245# Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  21. You understand incorrectly. Image stabilization is great for the ground, horrible for the air. The camera can vibrate so much that the image stabilization can't keep up and over-corrects. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. And that right there is the best explanation I've heard yet. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. You're going the right way for a smack-bottom, young lady! I'll be finding you at Rantoul. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Oh, man....this boy is a glutton for punishment. I had to be and post this. Personally, I like #2 and #7. See Frizzle Dance! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Noice! Yeah, I'm liking the whole "Flutter For Bucks" concept. Let me know if you need a manager. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™