Kris

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  1. Not so much the rig (well, if it had been made to the specs I specifically ordered that would have been nice), but the customer service shown myself and one of my friends in the past was more than enough to leave a very bad taste in my mouth. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  2. Kris

    Ow! Ow! Ow! Dammit!

    We? What's this "we" stuff, got a mouse in your pocket, grandpa? Hehehe, just kidding, Trav. You know I've got your back. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  3. Kris

    Ow! Ow! Ow! Dammit!

    Oh. Dear. Lord. I hope to never make another one of those posts again. Once was more than enough. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  4. I know I am. My flight is confirmed and I will be bringing the Sky fiesta in full force. Between you, me, and Stacy, that's three monkeys so there's no excuse why Z-Hills shouldn't be destroyed come sun up on Sunday. Well, as long as we can keep TK distracted. Heh... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  5. Kris

    Plane Crash

    That's my Stacy. A plane crashed and she's miffed that her Sangria delivery didn't go through. You make me damn proud, ! You truly are a Boozehag of the finest order. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  6. D'oh! Send me a PM with your addy again and I'll send you a CD full of goodness!
  7. Kris

    Ow! Ow! Ow! Dammit!

    She's not my GF yet, ask me again after I get to Tampa. But I'm sure she has my best interests at heart. Right? I'm such a naive soul, yanno. Thanks, Swedish, I was lucky enough to get a massage from my roomie and she worked magic on me today. Cora, you're not blonde, why do you have to keep reminding yourself to breathe? Travis, I take comfort in the fact that you'll always be older than me. I'll use you as my benchmark. Rookie, sorry to hear about the toe, hopefully you'll be healed up soon. Thanks for the vibes, everyone. Well, except for Cora and Remi. They're going into my "List Of Doom". Just as soon as I get some more crayons to add their names. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  8. That's a really sexy rig. I can't wait to order my new Wings.
  9. Well, Ward, as a Mirage owner, of course I can't let a Javelin have the last word. GO WINGS! And when I get my Wings at the end of the season, I'll put up a nice video of my Mirage melting on the BBQ pit as I laugh gleefully. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  10. *perusing your profile* Funny, I always thought the same thing about massage therapists. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  11. Kris

    Ow! Ow! Ow! Dammit!

    I'm not sure to what you're referring, Remi. I'm such a bastion of purity and innocence, after all. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  12. Exactly. There's not a waiver on the planet that will protect someone from willful negligence. Accidents happen, natch. But if the accident can be proven to be caused by someone cutting corners, etc... then it's game on for the sharks. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  13. Kris

    Ow! Ow! Ow! Dammit!

    The first nice weather weekend in quite a while, the 205 at the DZ is finally back up and running with a powerful new engine, and where am I? At home, in bed, with my laptop, and with a muscle spasm in my back that's playing the anvil chorus. sigh... at least I'll be at Z-Hills this time next weekend.
  14. As an Okie, and someone who spent some time at OU, I have to say, you just got major respect points. Go Sooners! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  15. I change mine every day, and if I shower more than once a day, they get changed then as well. Going 2 days in the same pair of boxers = ick! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  16. Oh, you know better, cutie! You know it's the red that does me in every time. It's my kryptonite!
  17. Yup, here's some quick pics I just took of that configuration as an example. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  18. The only time I've seen toggle stows bust is if you're setting the brakes above the metal ring on the riser instead of below. The brake lines take a huge amount of shock during opening and unless that ring is there to stop them, they'll rip the toggle keepers right off the risers. When that happens, the brakes are released right on openeing. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  19. Blondes? Meh! It's all about the brunette's with some red thrown in, so I have to hijack. Dagny is moving into her new place and is internetless right now, but I had to throw in a pic of the new do she got this week. Hope she doesn't kill me for posting it... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  20. Heh...that'd be even funnier if it wasn't a clearing house that got hit. It affects Visa, Mastercard, and AMEX customers as well. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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    Madagascar....

    Nope, the monkeys were way cooler. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  22. Kris

    Surge Protector

    A lot of people don't realize that their surge protectors may already be worthless. Most of them are not resettable, and if it's already taken a hit, all you're left with is an extension cord. If you have the option to test yours (test button), do so. Some of you might be surprised. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  23. That's not the reason usually. They generally don't want to chance having the rental rig damaged with a hard opening, or chance a reserve deployment, or the canopy lost due to a cutaway. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  24. Nevermind, I was thinking "Humanities" was one of the items, not what the other items were subjects of. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
  25. Oh, and it's "we're", not "were" in the 2nd line. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™