Bolas

Ya'll landing on the beach? All day or part of the day? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Depends on the state... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

...so JOSHEZAMMITT was hanging around the Bent Prop Saloon when they started talking about weird things they found that had been packed in their canopy on opening. He says, "Dude, that ain't nothin, my first jump here, when my canopy opened up..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

President... Just had an elementary school flashback... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So were they able to save the baby? Seriously, that's good news. What a good present. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Thanks, it will get better. My mom and I were invited to his house for Christmas dinner (before I took the pager early). Plus all the OT will help me pay down some debt. I've told myself no new rig until I get it paid off.

Actually, they tried to get the heat turned back on a week ago but the gas company was backed up. They did cut out the old joint and even drained the water from the pipe. The plumber is supposed to be there tomorrow for something else, they will get him to fix that as well. One more gripe, the dryer here sucks. 60+ minutes on high and things still aren't dry. And the loads are mostly t-shirts!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Long, but you may get a laugh from my misery... Okay, I knew quite a while ago that I could not go to Eloy because I'm the unlucky SOB with the oncall pager over Christmas. It's nothing glamorous like a doctor, just server administration. Last week I had to work alot because we had some after hours changes. This week was supposed to be very easy because most people were out and nothing was planned. Nope, started Sunday, got called and had to fix a problem about 3 hours or so, did the quick fix and was the plan was to research monday. Researched Monday and had to make a change Monday night. Since my week was already going to hell, I decided to be nice and take the oncall pager a day early so at least someone could enjoy the holidays. Big mistake. even though nothing was planned, practically everybody is off so I'm getting all the "I tried to call my administrator, but they are off and referred me to this number..." calls. If that isn't enough while working at home I hear dripping and then water running. I walk into my kitchen and water is coming through the ceiling and soaking everything. I call the landlord and tell him what is happening and he says he'll be right over. I live in the basement of an old house that has been converted to 3 apartments, 1 per floor. The other 2 are currently empty and the heat was turned off. A water cutoff valve in the kitchen on the top floor burst and leaked outside the house and down through the floors as well. Before my landlord got there the leak started making its way to my bedroom where it got a dresser with most of my clothes in it, alot of which I had just washed. He got there, cut off the water and checked the apartments. He called a cleanup crew and a plumber. The cleanup crew came pretty quick, but the plumber was not going to be out for a while. Turns out other apartments had the same problem with pipes bursting all over town. Ironically my landlord basically had everything of his ruined from a water pipe break just a few weeks ago. Luckily he is a property manager so I was able to get a temporary apartment last night a few miles from my place. I didn't have cable Internet but I did have dialup so I could still work. Yesterday morning I woke up early and thing went to hell at work again. The thing that broke two days ago broke again just a little differently. I never even got to leave the apartment, I even got a call that the busted pipe was fixed and I could go home but I couldn't get away until after 5. I get to the house and the water is off. I call the landlord and he says they found anther leak which they are going to fix themselves. While they are doing this, I start taking dishes out of cupboard to wash them and find them full of water and spill them all over the kitchen. Luckily they had a wet dry vac so most of the water was able to be vacuumed up. Thinking that I was going to be able to wash my clothes, I take all of my wet clothes out of the wet dresser. About 10 they give up on fixing the pipe. Something about the solder not sticking correctly regardless of the heat and tell me to go back to the temporary apartment. So now I sit here, typing this crap while everything I own is running through the washer and dryer in this place. To add to the fun: I have to work all week, keep up with the oncall pager, do all my laundry, wash all my dishes, clean my apartment, replace the shelf paper in the cupboards once they dry, and did I mention my mother is coming Christmas?!?!? Is this how country stars get started or is this more of a blues singer beginning? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Oooh!!! Cool jump idea. Somebody get to go out with the mistletoe. The game is people of the opposite sex kiss pass the person and same sex people either kiss pass or take the mistletoe and become the target. Have fun, ya bastards... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ah, my favorite hat... Memories of things I can barely remember...

Hey now!!! That's Captain America you're talking about. It's okay boy, she didn't mean it... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Nope, he is most likely going to a skydiver that will take good care of him. I still have him, he's in the background of the front top down picture. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

A few with the top up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Of my new car '97 Toyota Paseo. My convertible. I actually got it a few weeks ago, but didn't have my camera for a week and then I was way busy the last couple. Check her out... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Actually, they call it WFFC... I had ya'll beat up til 3 months ago... 30 years edited to add: Now, 4 days ago...

Remster may be willing to help Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If we get a super power, do we have to become a superhero with a secret identity? My secret would not last long... Mild Mannered Me: How you doin??? Chick: Go away, I want (superhero name) Change into hero costume real quick Hero Me: How you doin??? Chick: Do me... As for a superpower, I'd have to go with super strength and toughness. I'd do a birdman jump, crash in without a canopy and then stand up and get on the next load... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Pimp voice] Bitch!!! You best not be frontin' me, I do'n give you 15k's and get nuthin... [/Pimp voice] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I was going to a new DZ (now my home DZ). I was cruising down the highway and this guy came up fast behind me and blinked his lights. I was speeding but not that much I moved over and thought he was going to go right by. He got up even with me and stayed there. Not knowing what kind of nut this guy was I didn't even look at him, locked my eyes straight ahead. He hung by for a mile, even when I slowed down. Finally he zoomed in front of me and stuck a Parachutist out the sunroof. After that we showed each other our rigs while going down the highway. When we got off the same exit I pulled up next to him and we laughed about me thinking he was crazy. He said he saw the skydiving stickers on my truck and wanted to say hi.

Here's a good one for you: Charlotte NC has more strip clubs AND churches per capita than anywhere in the south. Topless only but lap and private dances are allowed. Fun to do:When the dance is over and she asks if you want another, Tell her, "No thanks, I gotta go bang this thing in a door for a few minutes." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

K K K K K K K K K K K and 12 K oops, can't forget the tip... K K K Okay baybee, disappoint me!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Catching up on old posts... Sleigh ride is the worst. I used to be in band and we played that at every Christmas concert. So for 2 months prior we practiced it and played it. Not to mention all the trumpet players that would do that damn horse whinny sound all year... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Is the carpet gonna match the drapes? You could always go with tile... Edited to add: I'm not gonna tell you what I changed

The Pink Mafia isn't a cult. Here, have some Koolaid... It's like The Sopranos with hot chicks and pillow fights instead of gunplay. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.