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Skydive Monroe Reopening/Chaquita Going Away Party
Bolas replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Chiquita is the cool chick from Atlanta that is an awesome packer too. Chaquita is the Jello shot queen. I should know, I've called out her name enough. "Yoooo!!!! CHAAA QUITA!!! Anyyy more shotz!?!?" Never have seen the two together, shame they're both going to AZ. Edited to add: We're losing Rachel too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Yup, another Dublin thread
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What to wear..........to the Dublin St Patrick's Boogie this March?
Bolas replied to mouth's topic in The Bonfire
okay people, who want's to be rosa's real life sized barbie doll???? i bet you she can even find you a ken tooo......... Now I'm conflicted, I'd love to give Rosa a challenge and make me look hot, but that Ken comment kinda scares me. So here's the deal: Rosa, you can dress me in any way you see fit BUT, I get to keep my nuts. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Who is staying where (hotels or homes) for the Dublin Boogie?
Bolas replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
But you will at least wear the French Maid's outfit? (if we find it in green) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
MARCO ISLAND B@@GIE IS CANCELLED 2,15pm thursday
Bolas replied to judedre's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Marco would have been burned if we hadn't been shut down. The condo (old) people don't want us. There are too few hotels on the island to fight them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
MARCO ISLAND B@@GIE IS CANCELLED 2,15pm thursday
Bolas replied to judedre's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Marco was much bigger than the Marathon beach. The area they wanted us to land in at the airport was only slightly bigger than the Marco Beach area. I've now jumped 4 different beaches. Marco was the only one I've ever jumped at with a roped off area for landing. The other three we people keep spectators out of the way but the landing area was general. The rule was if your landing and someone runs in front of you you take the avoidance turn and possible injury. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Who is staying where (hotels or homes) for the Dublin Boogie?
Bolas replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
So you have to leave at 4 AM? That works, just find someone who either goes to bed early and gets up early or find someone who will still be up (easy) and sober enough to drive (hard). Worse comes to worse, scam a drunk person into letting you drive their car to the airport and they can sleep it off in short term parking. -
MARCO ISLAND B@@GIE IS CANCELLED 2,15pm thursday
Bolas replied to judedre's topic in Events & Places to Jump
If that is how you feel, you should stay away from Marathon Key. The only true outs are the water if you land at the airport and the beach area is much smaller and narrower. One of the people who landed off had over 1300 jumps and has done many demo jumps. I've been to DZ's that their main landing area was the same length just wider. The beach landing area was more than adequate. It was 300 yards long and nearly as wide as the beach. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
While you're fixing things, you need higher options for #4. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Mute on or off? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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And the problem with that issssss.....??? Boogie fever can be hazardous to your liver, wallet, job, family, vacation, etc. Admit it Rosa, you just want to see me in a thong again, the pictures just aren't cutting it. Must find a green one now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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And then you add the race fans... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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So you're going to Bridge Day this year too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Air accordion... The life of the party... Edited to fix speelin' Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Not at work, I work from home sometimes, but I don't think that counts. I almost had to one weekend when rebuilding a server for work. I got a couple of text messages that required me to stand at the console for about 15 minutes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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MARCO ISLAND B@@GIE IS CANCELLED 2,15pm thursday
Bolas replied to judedre's topic in Events & Places to Jump
That depends on how far out you take the jump run and if you lose track where the airport is or not. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Although I'm no Gimp, I do have the perfect outfit for it so I can be a slaveboy too. Idea just popped in my head, I have an old car that we could get people to donate $$$ to hit with a hammer. It's currently painted like the American flag so we'd have people pay $$$ the day before to paint a piece or for extra $$$ a hottie would paint it for them not using a brush. Waddya think? Picks of Car Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That was my original plan. I was going to sell it to a skydiver and he could pay me when he got the money. His dad then offered to help him get a car.
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Alanab Anthony Stone Bdbrown BigM Blueskyserenity Bobster Bolas CaliforniaFrenchy CapWeathersby ccowden Chaoskitty Charles Chiquita Cielodiosa Cory CrazyRick Crutch CSpenceFLY DaGimp Daizey David King Denis Dokeman Douwanto Flydoc Flyingj Fortson with the Sin Brothers Freefalle FreeflynNicki and friends Girlfalldown Goofyjumper Greg Ianmdrennan JGarcia Jrock Jumpingbean001 June Katiebear21 Kelel01 Marks Melstarr Mindway69 MochaSkyChick Mouth Nic Peanutt-from SC Phreezone Popsjumper Pruitt Pyke Rastaricanair Revillusion RfukfreeflyingW rkymtnhigh Scotty Skinnyshrek Skip SkymonkeyONE Steve & Annette stwbrypi Tami Thanatos340 Tominator Turtlespeed Vdschoor Volo I was on the list on the roamingdz site already, so why not one more? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Better? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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And I posted too it. Shouldn't you be playing poker? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Captain America may be dead. My drunk neighbor crashed him into a low wall. Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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My car was named Captain America by my coworkers. It's an '86 Chevy Spectrum with 225,000 miles on it. The car has some irony: It's made by Isuzu It came with a steering wheel cover and seatbelt cover with Japanese symbols It has 54 stars and 16 stripes I've gotten another car and was planning on selling it. I'd been letting a very poor neighbor of mine drive it when I wasn't using it and over last weekend when I was in Florida I decided when I came back I was just gonna give it to him. Well he called me in Florida Sunday and said it was in a minor accident, and hit an "object" but was still driveable. I didn't press him on it and said as long as he was OK and the car was driveable who cares. Monday I get a call from the police that I missed. I call him and ask him what he hit and he doesn't know. I instantly start thinking hit and run. Turns out he was drunk and taking a drunk friend home. He stopped driving when his drunk friend asked him what the scraping nose was.... When I called the cop back he asked if he had permission to drive the car and said it was parked on the street about 4 blocks from the house. He also said my neighbor saw him hit the stone wall in the driveway (see the big pipe in the picture?) leave my house and keep going. I call him back and tell him to get the car back to the house. He says he'll fix it but he just started a new job. Thinking I'll either pull the bumper back with a crowbar or sawzall it and drive it to Carmax or the junkyard. Between driving it drunk, lying about the accident, and leaving it on the street, no way in hell he's getting it now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Mel*'s coming?!?!? Goody fluffy yippee yip da hippity doo da yay !!!! Oh my god, it's contagious... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Did I ever tell you the rest? The one lens fell out of my glasses so I shoved it down my jump suit. I ended up going out last and due to lack of oxygen was spinning and flipping all around. Hypoxia in action. I was fine at pull time but I was over by the spectator area. Due to be only able to see out of one eye and wearing a full face like I never do, my landing was a little hard but still stood it up.