Bolas

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  1. Ladies and gentleman, the honeymoon is now over. Please make sure you take care retreiving items from overhead compartments as they may have shifted during the ride.
  2. Then the blondes at computers everywhere raise their hands. When they realize they're not being counted they start waving them wildly when that doesn't work start screaming, "OOO!! OOO!!!! Count me!!! Over here!!! Helloo??!?!"
  3. I guess I could fill in for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas

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    Do you have "accidents"? HA ya beat me too it. Poor guy. Smartasses I meant when I wash them, since I don't have a clothesline. Jeans take forever in a dryer to dry. Plus I used to have to wear slacks and just got used to them. I'm a big kid now Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Come to Dublin, from what I'm hearing you'll probably get plenty of opportunities for that Kodak moment.
  6. Bolas

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    At work we can wear jeans but I normally wear slacks just because they take less time to dry than jeans. I work from home sometimes and have worn just about everything (or nothing)
  7. Very cool. I was actually talking about painting the car naked, possibly leaving imprints. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Before I started skydiving: Made alot less, had a 97 Camry (paid for) and a nice apartment. When I first started skydiving: Making a little more, bought a new truck (2002 Avalanche), a used trailer and got a crappy basement apartment. Now: Making more, sold the truck, sold the trailer, bought an RV van, have a small cheap car, and the same crappy apartment. Future: Probably gonna sell the van to get a new rig.
  9. Ok, you can have first hit, but Robby gets the windshield. I have some fury I want to take out on the door.
  10. Captain America is back on the road!!! I had my neighbor that wrecked it finally just cut the bumper away from the wheel with some snips. The battery is basically dead, so I either have to pop the clutch or jump start it. But she is running and will make the trip to Dublin!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Car smashing / painting added to the activities list. Now need someone to help me get it and my van down there.
  12. Wahoo!!! If you have some contacts send em too me. Now I just need to find someone to drive my van while I drive the car down.
  13. Yeah, you might be right. You've got the screeching, jumping around, self pleasuring, and the flinging of poo... Add a monkey to all that and it may be too much. Ya'll have fun and DD me while there, I have to work that weekend. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Once we get the airport approval, I'l contact the local Home Depot/Lowes/hardware store to see if they'll donate tarps and hammers and the local junkyard to see if they'll take it away. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. My thought was get a few huge tarps to put under the car, after the fun, move the car off the tarp, and just fold up and put the tarp in the car for the junkyard to take away. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. QuoteLOL...I'd say that about any thread that slows me down. I hate a slow computer!Quote You just need to get more RAM and stop surfing the porn sites while your moderating.
  17. Reviving this old thread, would you do the same stuff for donations to a charity? I would but the price would go way up. Say, like a $1000 donation for the stunt I mentioned above.
  18. Haven't heard whether car smashing has been approved, but I have another idea... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I was thinking - can you stand on the basket, facing someone, holding hands and just step off? OOOO, makes my tummy do flips Picture it ~ one shoulder in basket, one out the basket, holding hands, stepping off together, then eventually being in a belly position, kissing and then breaking off. HHMMMMM! Yup, what is cool is when you are both on the same edge of the basket facing each other, the inner person holds onto nothing but the outer person and the outer person is leaning way out only being held by their arms. They let go, just fall backwards, do a flip or two, a kiss pass, then track away. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Can we move St. Patty's day?......maybe we should just have 2 of them! St. Patrick's Day starts on Tuesday and ends on Monday in Dublin!!! Or so I've heard. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Yep this one should be for everyone . An all Day event. Parents will pay for kids to beat the car up. Slow down a little, I haven't heard back from Chris yet if the city will allow us to do this. We still need someone to pick it up at the end of the weekend and take the title from me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. wait a minute here.....why not do this on sat....some of us still have to work thurs and fri!!! I'm sure it will happen all weekend.
  23. That was very sweet, way to bring some class to this thread. Hallmark moment over Okay, Possible Schedule of Nightly Events: Wednesday - Standard Debauchery Thursday - Green outfits of various sizes and painton outfits. Beginner and Intermediate Poker tournament. Friday - No Limit Poker Tournament Rocky Horror? Bad Skydiving Movies? Car painting (continuing from day) Saturday - Dunking booth and car smashing (continuing from the day) Slave Auction, Raffle Drawings Sunday - Finding all your clothes and renting a U-haul to take your liver home. I think we may just use Rocky Horror as a backup/weatherhold plan. So no lingere shopping for myself in this Bible Belt town. I think the shaving words into heads for donations might not happen either. Oh well We got enough going on. Edited to add: I don't want the car burned either. Smashed, destroyed, ripped apart, trashed, etc. is allowed though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Hell yeah!!! I remember that site. The Pixel pals comics rock!!! They block it from work now. Pickle Hat Power!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.