Bolas
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Dude, you have only 65 pixels to work with, most of those pictures are way too detailed to work. I like this one, but now you look chinese.
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ooh careful girl! Dont let Bolas hear you say that or you'll have a Boogie named for your badonkadonk! You get a fund raising effort named for you, not the whole boogie. You're not Schimmell. You're much hotter.
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Kristin Davis is a total hotty and good kitten killing material. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Hey now!!! I'm not in a backroom office. I'm in a cube in a big room under a parking lot. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Her BOB's could hardly be considered robots. One more: The Miss America pageant wasn't directly effective, but it did get the 'ol brain some ideas and "actors" for a few fantasies. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Just for a changeup. You mean the internet has porn? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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What that comes on regular or cable TV (non pay channels or PPV) can you watch and kill kittens to? For me: CMT (with mute on) Soap Operas Spanish Soap Operas Britney Spears, Christina Aguliera, Lindsey Lohan, etc. videos (muted) ESPN2 College Cheerleading/Dancing Competitions Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Sorry, not into necrophilia. RR - I thought that was real ape. You did work at a zoo, and I thought they let you take a picture with one.
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We raised around $600 with the dunking booth/car smashing. Cool, over $1700.
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Does anyone know how much $$$ we finally ended up raising? I'm guessing it was over $1000. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I thought the 'Bama was gonna be open by Memorial day? Where are we gonna party? I purposely got a condo at the Phoenix 10 so I could stagger home. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I've only ridden with you once and I let Pyke do the complaining. Next time someone complains about your driving, just tell them to close their eyes, just like you do. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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We'll leave that up to her, I was contemplating for every double of the donation, one clothing layer closer to the skin. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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This is the Chaos Kitty Badonkadonk Boogie butt. We can go 2 at a time. For every $10 you donate to the tequila machine, you get to kiss Kitty's ass. Any additional $$$ raised will go to helping a local jumper with his medical bills after a bad landing (Pelvis, no insurance. ) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
Bolas replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Regardless of what it's called, it sounds like a great time. I'll try to make it. It's the week after the Rodriguez Cinco De Mayo Boogie though so I'll have to see what my physical and mental state is. Does that guaranteed shag by one of girls only count for Jake? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Yeah, all you need is a wireless mic to be heard. Plus you can walk around continuously. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Yeah, we look so much alike we're easily confused. It's so hard to be the "ugly" friend. That's kinda like saying the "ugly" supermodel. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Brigette: Just gotta figure out where Carizzo Springs is. I promise not to blow green snot on you, mine is more whitish... Swedish: You're okay with Zeemax as long as you don't get into a modified golf cart with him.
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That kicked ass. It's too bad they couldn't award two contracts. I called Vallerina after the fight to let her know Stephan Bonner lost. He is a friend or friend of a friend or something like that. Edited to add: Just learned Stephan got a contract too. If they had gone by blood extracted, he would have won. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Oh, it's on... Only if she had enough Jello shots first. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Numero Uno It didn't happen though, the winds were wonky and my landings and accuracy went to shit that weekend. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Jump pilot at his day job. Wonder how the passengers felt??
Bolas replied to Brian425's topic in The Bonfire
Kick Ass!!! That's Mr. Fabulous from Skydive Orange in Virginia before his paint job. Check out some of the other pics by that photographer. He used to be the pilot there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
This is what I said about Nicki which girlygirl said it sounded like her: I said opposite day because the absolute opposite is true for Nicki. She is outgoing, funny, wore body paint at Dublin, outdrank guys 3 times her size and partied all night. I haven't met girlygirl yet but from what I hear its true for her too. And for the record Nicki, you could rub your ass on me all night and I wouldn't complain. I'd deal with the pain for the pleasure.
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I'll start the list Just remember, the "entertainers" can touch you but you can't touch the "entertainers" except in the champagne tequila room. Kiss Kitty's Ass at Cinco ______________________ Bolas Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Are you coming? I'm sure some people from the ranch will be coming you could ride with. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.