Bolas

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  1. Florabama is being rebuilt and closed. There is a bar across the street people are going to. I'm not sure where we are landing. Maybe the Pink Pony. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Yup, and they're enforcing the "cool" rule so I'm going to 'bama. Gotta do some beach jumps. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Topless pillow fight? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. No, I know the DZ that happened at. I have heard of some TM's tell stories about catching their videographers without rigs on. You going to Florabama for Memorial Day? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. There's a story at my DZ the old timers tell about a guy who went in twice. He was killed going in and on his ash dive he was dropped and went in again. I don't think they tried a third time. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. That's brilliant!!! He probably had a cheat sheet inside the costume he was using. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. webteam@rodriguezbrothers.com should be able to reset you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Still better than a "Daizey on rag" thread. With all the people in the DPP (Daizey Protection Program) we should start our own DZ. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas

    Brain Teaser

    [Referee voice] After reviewing the post and consulting imdb.com the quote is "I shot Marvin in the face". Kelly retains the ball, Addie is assessed a 10 spank penalty. Still first down. [Referee voice]
  10. I called and left fireworks for you on your date just a week ago.
  11. Perspective Rodriguez parents: When naming your children unsing babelfish always retranslate the spanish it comes up with back to English. Sometimes it's doubly appropriate. Come on, come all to the OFFICIAL Cinco De Mayo Party in Chester, SC. The only one endorsed by the ATF*!!!!
  12. [Smarmy guy voice] Just cuz it's you.... [Smarmy guy voice] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. So you did give a shit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Lemme guess, your friends names are Lisa and Rebecca? Are they jumpers too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. You never had it. [Meatwad] Ooooh!!! Burn!!! [/Meatwad] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Lessee (looking at picture) We got red, yellow, green, orange... I actually don't know. I do know that at least one batch is pineapple with coconut rum.
  17. I had certain goals and meetings I was able to accomplish.
  18. Damnit!!! I was being productive at work(kinda). I'm now 36 pages behind on the bonfire. It happened again. It's all jumpchikk's fault. She's getting a spanking and I'm challenging her to a pudding wrestling match for this. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I'll play. The more revealing pics you ladies need to PM me for. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Not everybody has access so... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Sorry as well. Are you still coming to the Shimell Boogie though. You'll miss Pyke, Kitty, Casie, and Bob as they are going to watch the tops of churches race. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Anybody got access to cheap white t-shirts? We could do custom Boogie shirts using a permanent marker. Just write The Shimell Boogie or Teh Shimmmell Bogie or Eht SHimmallilia Boooge or something else on the back Figure you sell the shirts for $5 and profits go to whatever charity we choose.
  23. Spoken like someone who's never been to Carolina Sky Sports. Nope, I retired defeated from the barstool racing circuit. With all the sponsorships and the commercial endorsements, it just lost the heart. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Dude, that Randy guy can't fly worth a shit. On the other hand, Bolas... can't fly for shit either. Think they're related? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.