Bolas

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    12,002

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Bolas

  1. Bolas

    Friday-itis

    Bolas replied to pyke's topic in The Bonfire

    First Happy B-day!!! If he's still a friend just call and apologize. If he's not, who gives a fk?
  2. Bolas

    Spitters.

    Bolas replied to weegegirl's topic in The Bonfire

    Perfect for the man who doesn't like or is allergic to pineapple juice. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas
    [preacher voice] And I can rid you of all your eeeeevvvvviiiiiilllllll!!!! [/preacher voice] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    Small correction needed.
  5. Bolas
    That's counting the foreplay, right? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas
    [smartass mode disengaged] Be yourself. Not only are they interviewing you, you are interviewing them. Don't just say what they want to hear, but highlight your good points and make your weaknesses (they will ask you this) kind of strenghths. IE if you're stubborn and you won't let something go until its fixed. Good luck!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    Homer: Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine! Marge: Homer, you know we don't h-- Homer: Shut up, shut up! If I don't hear you it's not illegal! OK, I need some deductions, deductions... ah!! Business gifts! [Homer grabs the boat painting from above the couch and hands it to Marge.] Here you go, keep using nuclear power! Marge: Homer! I painted that for you! Homer: OK, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam! Bart: Cool! [Homer shoves in some quick gifts and tapes the envelope up in a ball.] Hope you don't end up in the sever audit bin.
  8. Bolas

    studying for GRE

    Bolas replied to sandi's topic in The Bonfire

    If you don't know the answer, choose "C" Oh wait, that's the GED, nevermind. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    Who can come up with the best response for this? Ready...... GO!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    Try to steal Scott's sunglasses. Bet he can't teach canopy dynamics without them.
  11. Bolas

    Friday-itis

    Bolas replied to pyke's topic in The Bonfire

    Damn girl, you need a seat belt. Either that or just to be tied in.... (looks for the cable ties) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas
    (Runs for the mailbox to pull the closing pin necklace out of the gift box for Britney's baby shower.) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    Happy b-day JJ. I owe you a high altitude jump @ Rantoul. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas
    I wear contacts (soft outside with a hard lens) and I wear sunglasses when I jump. The thing is make sure you have a tight fit around the eyes (use a strap) so not too much wind gets in there. My chubby cheeks come in handy for this.
  15. Bolas
    What is your best and worst quality? I hate that one. I've always wanted to answer: My best quality is I can come up with bullshit answers to dumbass questions, my worst quality is I can't do it convincingly. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas
    $100 on a pair of Natives I got in Xkeys. Great sunglasses but I can't wear them jumping since I got my Neptune beacuse the polarized lenses makes it impossible to read. Weird thing is the Digitude never had a problem with them. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    Well, get your slack ass on the Drunk Dial list and I'll have it.
  18. Bolas
    You know, I'm sick of people sterotyoing Orangites as hard drinking, crazy, naked, sex fiends. Not that it isn't true, I just don't like stereotypes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas
    I know one on that list I know I could make scream... I just have to grab her shoulder. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    Uh, no he won't. You will have a good time. I went there for their first anniversary boogie 2 weeks ago. Weather sucked on Saturday, high winds and clouds. Sunday was very turbulent, only did 2 jumps. I still had a blast and can't wait to go back. His camper rules!!! The door is complicated though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas
    Talk about dieing happy.
  22. Bolas
    Who's Rodney? I'll try to be there. Work is getting busy though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas
    What if she can't remember if she had a good time? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    A kind of reacharound that can only be done by people with long arms. I'll show ya at the Shimmell boogie Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    I like this even better. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.