Bolas

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  1. Not to break up your lovers quarrel... but have fun in Cali, ya bastahd.
  2. Not to mention the Super Otter. Sigh, I miss Mr. Fabulous Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    In my pants

    Purple People Eater in my pants. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Nah, I've met Clay in real life. Or was that an actor? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Natives. I got them at Cross Keys. Can't wear them with my Neptune though because they're polarized. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. My sister hardly uses ATM's. I was out visiting her and my 4 and 7 year old nephews when we stopped for me to get some $$$. I made a joke in the car in front of the bank that I was gonna rob it and be right back. When I returned with money, the 4 year old was convinced I stole it. We explained to him for about 15 minutes how bank ATM's work. We thought he understood. Well she gets a big inheritance check a few weeks later she wants to deposit but the bank is suspicious. She's sitting down talking to a bank employee with the 4 year old on her lap. Right while the bank employee is talking to the manager my nephew blurts out, "My uncle robbed a bank. Don't worry, it wasn't this one." I wish I could have seen the looks on their faces.
  7. Yes. Some jump planes have two engines too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. You used to have an avatar that It looked like you were using the right cleaning tools. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Stolls? Is that strutting around with a fur scarf? Didn't you meet GFD in Dublin? I thought I introduced you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas

    Martial Arts

    No that's called Run Fu. I am a master of this. If anyone tries anything with me I run as fast as I can the other way screaming like a little girl. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas

    In my pants

    Well - I was going to play, but Bolas has WAY TOO MUCH TIME on his hands... ...and already posted my last song Nah, took about a minute. Concatenate and Replace in Excel are wonderful things.
  12. Bolas

    In my pants

    Amazing what boredom, Excel and Word can do: Eminem - Mockingbird In My Pants Papa Roach - Scars In My Pants Simple Plan - Untitled In My Pants Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams In My Pants Anna Nalick - Breathe In My Pants Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone In My Pants Rob Thomas - Lonely No More In My Pants 3 Doors Down - Let Me Go In My Pants Crossfade - Cold In My Pants Bowling For Soup - Almost In My Pants Unwritten Law - Save Me In My Pants Rob Thomas - Lonely No More In My Pants Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl In My Pants Eminem - Mockingbird In My Pants Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams In My Pants Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone In My Pants Papa Roach - Scars In My Pants Jesse Mccartney - Beautiful Soul In My Pants Ryan Cabrera - True In My Pants U2 - All Because Of You In My Pants Simple Plan - Still Not Gettin' Any In My Pants Unwritten Law - Here's To The Mourning In My Pants Goldfinger - Disconnection Notice In My Pants Green Day - American Idiot In My Pants Bowling For Soup - A Hangover You Don't Deserve In My Pants Garbage - Bleed Like Me In My Pants Mudvayne - Lost And Found In My Pants Embrace - Out Of Nothing In My Pants Dave Matthews Band - Stand Up In My Pants Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas

    In my pants

    That's not the first time someone has stolen my underwear . In that case... (swipe) Very true, you really should have a few hundred jumps before trying BASE. Helicopter jumps, balloon jumps, and good accuracy are important as well. Kinda why I haven't done it yet. I also want to jump a BASE canopy in my skydiving rig a few times first to really dial it in. I've got an hour to kill while a guy drives to work to kick a piece of equipment (been up since 10 AM ), I can call the station and announce all your songs as in my pants. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas

    In my pants

    Your profile gave you away: Real Name: Holly Joan Location: North America/United States/Idaho City: Twin Falls Occupation: Radio Personality Interests: Racing, dance (ballet, jazz, hip-hop), music, radio stations, myspace.com, and math. Homepage: 99.9 The buzz I remember another night Wingi called in and told the duck joke. As for the BASE reference. I have not BASE'd yet but have learned alot about it and want to do Bridge Day in West Virginia this year. Doesn't take long to hear Twin Falls being mentioned as a good place to start/jump. Didn't mean to freak you out. (Puts back underwear I took from your dresser) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    In my pants

    Good attitude for a future BASE jumper. You have no choice there is a legal "S" in your backyard.
  16. Bolas

    In my pants

    You on the air right now? Dare ya to announce every song with In My Pants after it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Don't know the area, sorry. I posted here for one reason. Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas

    In my pants

    Fat Lip In My Pants Sum 41 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas should go for Susan. Bolasalita is Bree. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Well if want to count kids movies I haven't seen: The Incredibiles Finding Nemo Mulan Monsters Inc. Shark Tale Repo Man was a definitely a classic. Thanks for getting my thread back.
  21. Cops would be a very boring show. Can't wait to see "Talking Silent Bob" at WFFC. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. I had a 2002 1500 Z71. Nice truck but when I towed my 4000 lb 19" trailer it would be a dog on hills (It was rated for 7500lbs) Your options are limited for trailers too. No 5th wheels and no truck campers either. You have to keep the bed covered, mine had a small problem with leaking into the passenger compartment even when covered sometimes I say buy a full size RV and tow an Escalade EXT if you wanna be a true pimp playa. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. It's okay Sunny, I'm gonna be doing beach jumps in Alabama that weekend. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Don't remember Glen but there is no protection from Rick. We used to be able to say a european bridge could stop him, but I heard he went back and kicked its ass. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.