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  1. Bolas
    Yeah, wouldn't want you to have to throw it away cuz it stank. Congrats on #100!! See if you can save #200 for Lost Prairie. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas
    Happy Birthday!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas
    4 hours of work to go!!!!
  4. Bolas
    Nope, you're not allowed to shoot yourself in the foot. You need to let your drunk friends do it on video. What a great addition to the boogie video!!! I can see the cover now: a picture of the bullet just piercing Kelly's foot. How's this for a caption? Skydive Greene County. You'll do anything to not have to leave.
  5. Bolas
    RIIIING! Grammar Comprehension is class is over. Bolas gets up his nerve and walks over to the cute blonde named Samantha Bolas: Uh, Hi Sam. Sam: Hey Bolas Bolas looks up at the ceiling, down at the floor, shuffles his feet. Bolas: I'm, uh going to this uh, beach boogie at Emerald Coast this weekend. It, uh should be lots of fun. I was uh, wondering if you weren't uh, busy, and uh, hadn't already made other, uh plans if you were uh, going. Samantha smiles, looks straight into his eyes and says.... TO BE CONTINUED Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas
    Yeah, that Bolas guy is a real slacker. Rodney is OK, but that Randy bastard is a real SOB. Psst, limey git, look at my profile. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    Oooohhh, so me dancing for you is what she likes. I never knew CK was a sadist. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas
    Keep sand off the gear, best to just get it in your vagina. Oops, forgot that blonde riggers are reading this thread: [SARCASM MODE]Oh no, not sand. My gear is worth so much.[/SARCASM MODE]
  9. Bolas
    Oh no, not sand. My gear is worth so much. Oh just admit fantasizing about me in that thong dancing for you helps you get through those lonely nights on the road. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    It is about time for a haircut... I could bring my clippers and let the women do with me as they will (big change there ). Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    Oh what a consolation. Instead of a hot chick you get (another) big balding guy. Oh well, I hear he's at least bringing a hottie. Ya'll have fun up there. I'll be thinking about you when I'm landing on the beach at ECSC (Florabama).
  12. Bolas
    The goat that is used for your initiation. Can you beach it next weekend? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    Nope. I'll be going to Emerald Coast next weekend. I know Rocky is going. Are your jump #'s accurate? You may or may not be able to land on the beach. However if you come out I'll do your initiation jump for ya. We can land at the DZ if we have to. Pay no attention to what horrible things others say about the initiation. We're not completely heartless. You do get to pick the goat. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas
    What kind of computer? Most computers you can select your output under display properties (right click a blank area on the desktop and choose properties, settings tab, and click advanced). You may need to download updated drivers from either windows update or the computer maker's site. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas
    Actually he started out on Fridays (skit show like SNL) Trivia: During one memorable episode, broadcast live, guest star Andy Kaufman broke character during a sketch. He got into a shoving match with Michael Richards which degenerated into an on-camera brawl. It was later revealed that this was a set-up and Kaufman and some of the brawl participants were in on the gag, but most of the cast and crew were caught completely off-guard. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas
    Hell yes!!! Classic Lines: What's in that closet? It says Supplies. Oh. (Chinese karate dudes break out of the door and yell): "Supplise" Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen. George Newman: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in. Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    Michael Jackson Who thinks based on this answer alone should I breed? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas
    Why? They are some of most uncooth, drunken, stupid, loud, obnoxious scoundrels you'll ever meet. They couldn't even bother to come up with words for their song. They don't even see women as chicks, or even objects, only as brothers with "bumps" Why anybody in there right mind would have anything to do with those lowlifes is beyond me. Sincerely, Bolas Rodriguez #889 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas
    So people who can think while drunk can get a degree.
  20. Bolas

    been a year

    Bolas replied to antifnsocial's topic in The Bonfire

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY single (many years) but having the time of my life. True what they say. life begins at 30.
  21. Bolas
    You have to get rid of the w's first. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    Peace-lovin' hippie's have a busy time? Unless you sign a contract you can walk anytime. If you hate your job, take this new one and look for a new one. Don't quit until you have a new job. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas
    Did that come with a pay cut? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    I guess some of us have seen the movie a few more times... You sexy eye(d) dork. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    Only accurate thing in that movie was the scene where the vidiot and a babe were "interrupted" when Stephen crashed through their tent. He of course had his camera helmet on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.