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  1. Bolas
    Good point. I'm bringing my water gear. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas
    Most women find me funny too, or are they just laughing at me... (ponders) HEY!!!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas
    Damn dude, your team is keeping you on a short leash. Next thing you know they'll be dragging you when you bend down to pick up your cigarettes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    I'm not sure what she does but I think it involves riding photocopiers and enlarging her breasts. Yup everyone I'll be 31 on Friday. I have 4 more years til I can run for president. Just make sure any incriminating photos/videos you have of me are gone by 2009. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas
    Warning: Shameless self promotion below Come to the BBBB (Bolas's Birthday Boogie Bash) at Skydive Greensburg this weekend. I'll also be doing my 600th jump!!! Registration for this weekend's boogie costs $15, but jump tickets will only be $18 each. The registration fee includes the BBQ and pool party Saturday night, organizers, and wildlife fun. There will be a six way random draw speedstar competition on Saturday. Sunday there will be a swoop competition, head-down competition, and Mico and DJ will being doing freefly coaching Sunday (slots are limited). Two planes, lots of wood for the bonfire. Why come to this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas
    Do they jump during the week? I'll be in Jersey the first week of July. Would love to jump there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    Maybe. I can't jump that weekend but Friday might be a possibility. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Bolas
    Just because you learned to flat pack rounds... You're a hottie. Isn't that a requirement to be on FF4? Alas, I will be unable to attend. Beach jumps at Wildwood are the same weekend. I can't resist. They are my kryptonite. (Stands up hold up right hand) I do solemnly sware to make it to CSS this year, do a hybrid/funnel, retrieve my cooler, and have a drink with Dawn. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    Someone say beach jumps? Can you add some info about what airport we're taking off from, where we can pack, etc. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    'Course not, strictly a hypothetical situational scenario I do too. No, I never got it. I never get pictures for some reason. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    I met, got drunk, and crashed his barstool two years ago at the Rodriguez Brothers Cinco De Mayo Boogie. He knew Bolas well. I think when I said Randy and he said Chris we just couldn't make the connection. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas
    I was just informed by Pepe that the guy we met from Texas Sunday morning was the legendary Ligero Rodriguez. Why O why did I introduce myself as Randy? Well, I know what car we can use for the charity smash in Dublin next year. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    Great boogie. Just watched some of the video that was shot... I remembered most of it... It's too bad there won't be a boogie video. A real shame no one was there that has the experience and the equipment to put something together. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas
    Cool, we can split a hospital room. WOO HOO!!! 8ish hours of work to go til I head south to Georgia. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas
    I have great coverage and disability too. Once I pay the first $250 the rest of the hospital stay is covered. Jaw and nose broken? There goes my modeling career. A cucumber? At least it's not a pickle. Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas
    (porno music) Ooh baby I've got a bed you can stay in. Don't worry about paying either, my sweet Florida flower. Robbie and Marianne are in the bed right next to us. At a certain time we yell, "SWITCH!!!" Uh, AHEM, uh, I mean you can crash in our room. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    Hey Bolas! As much as I would love to be "kidnapped" and get to hang out with you guys, I won't be able to! I'll be in Atlanta all weekend doing rw (family) Have fun, and hopefully Bob will take his truck down there so you can take a nap on the hood! Danielle Someone doesn't understand kidnapped: It's against your will. It's not your fault some crazy people grabbed you, threw you in a car, drove you to Destin, strapped a rig on your back, threw you out of a plane, and "forced" you to drink margarita's on the beach. If they ask why you are smiling in the "ransom photos" (we forgot our demands) tell them it's just the Helsinki Syndrome, Helsinki Sweden. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas
    You back in the air yet?
  19. Bolas
    Just one layer less than Naughty Cupid. Not to Hijack, but a memorable quote: Me: Do you know you're nipple is showing? Cool chick: (Smiles) Yes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    Count me in. Dibs on the bathtub!!! Spence, can you post the list of all whose coming include the ECSC peeps? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas
    I'm not... yet. According to your "by-laws", I do qualify though. For those that need water gear, you can go to your local Bass Pro shop or probably any boating store. Stearns is what you want. http://www.stearnsinc.com/NC_ProductCategories.aspx?CategoryID=4751588&selection=5&selection2=5 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    Boogie checklist: * Water gear - CHECK! * Carpool/caravan group - CHECK! * Hotel Room - Anybody done that yet? We should cram as many into 1 room as can possibily fit. Us mexicans and or Orfuns don't tak much space. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas
    I may make an appearance Saturday and Sunday. I've gotta do the 4th with family though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    I'd rather have to go to a remedial class on sarcasm than what Shimmell had to earlier... Unless there's a lab and hands on training. Kitty's sportin' the Diaz cut! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    I worked in a maximum security prison as a computer tech. My office was inside the walls. During lockdowns and shakedowns we all had to help feed the inmates in their cells. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.