Bolas

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  1. I forget, is that Remster or SkinnyShrek? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. That's what they make bags for sweetie... Kidding.... [Singing] I'm gonna get my ass kicked, I'm gonna get my ass kicked [/Singing] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Multiple resume's is a must. If you applying for a job, put the exact words from the requirements for the job in the resume. Ex: "Must be good with Excel." Even if you have Expert at Microsoft Office. change it to say Good with Excel somewhere. In a big company usually the first one to read your resume for a job knows nothing about what you do. They are just thinning out the unqualified. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Were you sitting on it again and copying your butt? I was copying my boobs... hey when you hit that 200% enlargement button on there it makes you think I really have some boobage!!!! Is it one of those combination copier faxes? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Small spelling mistake, I fixed it for you. The copier? How boring....Go for the washing machine...on the spin cycle!!!
  6. Small spelling mistake, I fixed it for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Anybody else picturing Monty Python's The Meaning of Life sex ed scene about now? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. If I hadn't seen it, I never would have believed it: A thread about stripping going to the gutter and then becoming educational. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. No beating around the bush with this chica... Yes the pun was intended Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Psst, Look one post back. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Can't. The frilly panties are in the way. They can easily be removed.... Oh. nevermind. I see they're crotchless. A B C D E F G... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Can't. The frilly panties are in the way. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Really? I thought you were. (gets down on knees to beg for forgiveness) Sorry. So who was the other one? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Me too...with the frilly panties!!! Imagine that with a giant cast and crutches... Would you two stop rubbing my nose in the fact that I won't be there... Ditto, THE PUDDING TWINS ARE EVIL!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Mr. Fabulous. Started as an Otter but is now a Super Otter.
  16. Contest idea: The skimpiest dressed girl gets a free lap dance and drinks. Have fun kids, wish I could make it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Happy Birthday!!! When can you start jumping again? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. AS400 (shudder) If it's your current job, aren't you supposed to use the present tense? Train the users, Assist the clients Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas

    Red Bull

    For once, the masses were right. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas

    Any ideas?

    Tandem Master: Ladies: Ask for the fifth attachment point. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Only on beach jumps. I jumped barefoot once and the landing was fine but the hot sand burned my feet plus the walk back to the van was through a bar and gravel. Now I wear my Tevas, take them off, and tuck them under my water gear once under a good canopy and once I've picked my landing area on the beach. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. A house not too far from the office not in a sudivision with lots of trees, I hate long commutes. Also want an RV that has a satellite dish for TV and Internet so I can travel around the country and go to the mountains, the DZ's, the lakes, the oceans, the cities, etc all while teleworking. Part 1 is about to be underway, part 2 is getting closer.
  23. Ironic choice of a name there, birdboy. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas

    Horny guy

    I scored an 80.
  25. Try to be a gentleman and neither confirm nor deny it the next morning at the DZ. Cuz a gentleman never tells. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.