Bolas

Recently some people have gotten annoyed at replies to their posts on this forum, so I wanted to post a short explanation of what is likely to happen when you post here. First off, this forum is for discussion of fluff, who's hooking up with who, condolences, vibes, hugs, leghumping, etc. Important stuff like should go in other threads. Hopefully people won't post either firsthand or reliable secondhand info; third-hand rumors and wild speculation are to be posted here Once you do post something, you may get the following sorts of replies: "That happened to me once, and I did xxx." These are usually lies, and are a large part of the purpose of this forum - so people can discuss and compare ways of BSing each other. "That sounds like XXX happened." These can also be valuable, but are also simple speculation. Posters should encourage speculation when they don't know much about anything. "You should have done XXX." Decide for yourself if these sort of posts are worthwhile. The advice may come from Slappie, WildBlue, Remster, etc and their advice is almost never worth listening to. It may also come from someone with 50 posts, and their advice may be best taken with a grain of salt. I hope repliers use no judgment when they decide what advice to give out, but moderators won't delete even inexperienced advice unless it's clearly safe or correct. More experienced posters should feel free to correct any post they think is not completely accurate. "Geez, I'm really sorry about that." This is the place for condolences, ((HUGS)), (((VIBES))), and other fluff. "That was a really stupid thing to do!" You may see these posts as well. Often it's because it really WAS a stupid thing to do - most posts in this forum are the result of alcohol and/or boredom. Some are not. Remember, though, that if you post here, people will comment on both it and your mother. This can be an nonvaluable learning experience if you are able to take criticism. If not, feel free to post and then not read the replies. "What is your problem, are you stupid, type of piercing, exact location of that mole?" People will ask these sorts of questions to try to better understand your "quirks." They are not relevant. You may not want to answer these questions, which means you're a loser. Everything posted here is voluntary, although I hope people post enough BS to get a delusional and imaginary picture of your fake personality. You may see all these questions/comments after your post. If they will anger you, you might want to consider if you want to post here. Regardless of what you're thread is about it will be about sex in under 10 posts. You will learn more about Bondage, S&M, and other sexual cultures than you ever thought possible. Threatening to spank someone is not a deterrent here. Personal attacks are not allowed unless at least thinly veiled. Any woman posting here will be hit on, regardless of age, weight, height, appearance.

You'd think with all the buttons, levers, gauges, knobs, and lights they'd have one for "Wing missing" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Raise your hand if you when you read the title you thought his woman was in town... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

(racking his brain to come up with a compliment that doesn't sound sleezy or like a pickup line) .... .... .... .... ... ... ... You look beautiful!!! I hope you win!!! Your earlier detailed description still did not do that outfit justice. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

(Bump) Found it!!! It was buried under the surfers vs. skydivers vs. firefighters.

I hear she appreciates the "little things" too. Tentatively count me in for this boogie.

36. You can run for president and also have sex with someone half your age in all 50 states legally. Bolas "5 years to go" Rodriguez Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You guys have fun up there and try to break all the nighttime records.

Just go barefoot or wear your stockings. Stockinged feet should give you a nice slide swoop. Or kill me. Not if you land on a tile or wood floor. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I thought I had a second chance down at the Marco Island Boogie. It was at the same airport we were taking off from. They were cool with letting us jump and we were getting the people together when.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I fixed it for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Try not to land on your butt, please. As for attention for your boo boos, I think you'll be well taken care of. If not, have 'em call me and I'll kiss through the phone.

What?!?!?!? Damn, I really did fuck up when I didn't jump it last year. So are we ever gonna get to jump it again? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Nope, you have to successfully "Hang 10" on a pipeline using only your canopy. No landing in the water, you have to paddle your canopy out.

Just go barefoot or wear your stockings. Stockinged feet should give you a nice slide swoop. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Skysurfing Oh yeah? Try and land it. I'll try it once you (successfully) surf your canopy in the ocean.

Supposedly, the bra feels more natural so when a person gets a handful, they supposedly don't notice it's not all natural. Till it get's taken off (with teeth) and crashes to the floor. (mumble grumble) Damn false advertising. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I hate to say it but surfboards are in better shape than canopies: Surfboards are firm, well shaped, and have cool fins for stabilizers. They use one thick line to connect to the user that can break away if necessary Canopies are have no support, no shape without wind, and no cool fins. They have to use lots of small lines to connect to the user. The lines don't break normally and can slice you to ribbons. It's no comparison. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I guess I can forgive you for missing Rantoul for this... just barely. I was hoping the two of us could expose Macca to true American culture: "Dukes of Hazzard" movie on a crappy weather day up there. Congrats and remember that eventually women build up an immunity to rufies: Ask Lyle Lovett and David Copperfield. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Ya know that's a hard look to pull off convincingly. Do you have a layover in NC?

You might as well just wear it on the skydive then. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Reminds me of the old joke: Screw your flashlight, if we find my 4x4 we can drive out! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Search and replace is great, if you get all the words. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Sure, just sign this standard bill paying contract. For some reason they call it "power of attorney" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

It's actually more what this is worth to Pyke. I'm holding his wingsuit hostage. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.