Bolas

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  1. a) Shannan swooping across water: STYLE AND GRACE b) two guys knee locked in a sit base jump off the Royal Gorge Bridge (dude!): CONFIDENCE c) AFF jump (shows AFFI and student): NEVER STOP LEARNING Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Thank you. Congrats on the contest. You looked great in the pictures I saw!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Would it be possible to get a large shirt thrown in that package you are sending me? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. You have a point. Usually only one leg is wrapped around the pole. The other is straight up or down. Where's FireflyTX? We need her expert advice.
  5. Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt! lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. So this guy walks into a bar.... He really should have watched where he was going. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. So if I were to say: I swear to god, damn those shitty little grammar police fuckers... Would that be all three? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. I have a costume idea for this boogie: Random costumes: Everybody brings a costume or accessories (or two) in a paper or no clear plastic bag. All are put in a pile and we come up with a way to distribute them, (first come/first serve, by jump #, etc.) You go up, grab a bag, and wear that costume. If you want to be one of the cool kids you'll only wear what's in the bag.
  9. So they didn't like you're idea of "more cowbell" ? Sucks to hear that. I really like "In love with a girl" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Swoop Pond? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. More fundraising ideas that are geared towards the whuffo locals, not the cash strapped skydivers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Plus you can legally drink with people half your age. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas

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    Ditto, let's save some water.. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. If you're trying to build K.I.T.T. there's a site with all sorts of links, I believe a company will do that for you. Clicky I'm right with you on not knowing engines, if my mechanic told me I needed a new hamster valve, I'd ask how much. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. The men in the group were conflicted over paying the men to kidnap her and sell her into slavery, but then they remembered their shattered manhood and reminded themselves she must be stopped. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Didn't you just do your 2000th jump?
  17. Are you insinuating that Sky1 normally wears it? Happy birthday!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. At the same time, the J's leftovers club was meeting for their weekly bitch and cry. The members seemed to be ever increasing, but the story was always the same: "She was the best ever, I'm spoiled for all other women." They would hug, drink tea, and then eat finger sandwiches since they were now all gay. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. The opposite of b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac all over 2a. I remember the formula because we recited it every day for a month , but forgot what it does or the name. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. [South Park Croc Hunter] Watch how pissed off he gets when I stick my thumb up his ass. [/South Park Croc Hunter] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. His "I wanna be your lover" is a good song to strip to, err so I've heard.
  22. And with that comes promotion til failure. You do a job well, and then they think you can be a team leader, well you figure out how to do that (kinda) and they make you a manager. As a manager you're barely able to keep your head above water, but do a good enough job they give you another promotion. Before you know it, you're totally out of your element, drowning, and have people yelling at you and stressed out. You fail, get fired, and now can't find work because your technical skills aren't up to date. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Does it happen when you drink coffee? Try removing the stirring spoon. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. 15 posts in and nobody has mentioned this? Maybe GFD was right. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. This is hypothetical, but let's just say a truck. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.