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  1. Bolas
    Bolas baby, I've already gotten the grand tour of your RV... but you are still going to be my daddy, right? Of course, Psycho Bob and I will take good care of you... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Tell him to pond swoop his Raider. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Seriously? That is funny. OK, I read the directions. Do I lose a corner of my guy card? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    Thanks dude!!! I think I have a new hug greeting for women!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Take care, Texans

    Bolas replied to kallend's topic in The Bonfire

    Don't forget the MargaRITA's.
  6. Bolas
    I'm sorry, I won't let it happen again, I promise. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Wish me luck

    Bolas replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire

    Mom approved plan B I'm sure you can find someone to practice with.
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    If you're a hot chick and coming to this boogie, PM me so we can get in touch and I will show you around my RV when you arrive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    That's a little more than casual.
  10. Bolas
    Poor Gia, McBeth, and NWFlyer, you broke their hearts. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    I knew that ring wouldn't change ya!!!
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    Honestly I think I had the Christmas Chipmuks Album. and Chipmunk Punk and Country Chipmunk Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Honesty . . .

    Bolas replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire

    Sorry I have to: So with this insurance company honesty is not their best policy? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Honesty . . .

    Bolas replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire

    So she should just hit on some losers for free drinks? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas
    Never saw the reason people bought Alvin and The Chipmunk records. Just turn the speed up and every band was Alvin and the Chipmunks or turn it down and they were all Barry White. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    That's a fun one. I did that 4 times in one day to a person. Her manager called later that day and said, "Do you think it's funny wasting peoples time?" I responded, "You tell me" and hung up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas
    I'm not Linz, but I'll answer this one. It took me over a year and 35 jumps to get my license. At one point I was only able to afford one jump a month. I had quite a few levels I failed but just barely stayed current. If I had to do it over, I would've stopped after 1 or 2, gotten the $$$ together for the whole program and them gotten my license in a month or two. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    They already have Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Crazy Dream

    Bolas replied to Casie's topic in The Bonfire

    Pirates - Your "gay" friend monkey - give him a monkey hug raccoon - steal a kiss
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    My first 45 I remember buying was the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. I was a little annoyed the record didn't end with the "Yaaa Hooo!!!" like on the show. I still remember the B-side was a song called "Come with me" by Waylon Jennings. First record I remember listening to was "Happy Birthday Randy" it was one onf those paper thin ones you had to put pennies on and they said your name in the song. I was so impressed my parents made me a record. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    Hmm, Naked sunsets sounds like fun. I may be going to the Key's Boogie in November too.
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    Or in middle school when you give a girl whose a friend a love letter to give to another girl and she and all her friends read it. Both you and the girl it was supposed to go to are embarassed and she never forgives you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    So your kids were all immaculate conception? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    See now you have to come to give us two a hug to make it up to us.