Bolas

Yes the cooler missed me. Thank god you never found the camera and extra long tape. Oh the footage I have now. Makes Eric's E-bay purchase look like Time Magazine. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So since no one else has asked, what size are your breasts now after surgery? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Hmm, we'd have to find tequila and willing brothers... I'll see what I can do.

Are we letting married chicks come? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I think it is the rodriguez brother's mustache that was falling off. Am I right? You're both wrong, it's Sky1's golf cart key. He asked me to hold it for him in Palatka. Hence the sig... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Since when do Farm chicks wear underwear? Rev's shirt will be there, I expect the women there to show the Rev some long distance love.

This boogie you are objectifying men and treating us as playthings for your own personal amusement. Ignoring our minds, personalities, etc. I so wish I and the thong could be there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No, her pookie wookie shmoopy wubby dubby li'l cuddly wuddly snuggly bear baby will not be there and I'll be in Colorado with family. Bolas "I swear she doesn't call me that" Rodriguez Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Just give them a plastic bag to play with. Or Ronco's Bag 'O Glass. And before anyone asks, I'm not coming. Once again, I have to work during an all you can jump weekend. It's a conspiracy, I swear it is. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yo homeboy. I might have a gig for your band. Keep March open and watch your PM's. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I've been told by Dave that I've lost ownership to the cooler, it's now CSS freeflyer property. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Thanks for the new avatar.

Bahh, anyone can funnel a hybrid once on a dive. I did it twice on my 600th. I may be there next weekend. I'd bring more Thanksgivng goodies, but I seemed to have misplaced my cooler. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yeah, guess who won that fight??? Why do you think I'm posting and Bolas hasn't been heard from? Hmmm, maybe I forgot to untie him before I left.... Good thing I'm double jointed, the water bottle she left for me was just about empty. What a great boogie. I have a feeling people will be practicing backflps... especially with the whiners and the 9 year old tough judges. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

If you need a second opinion on outfits, I offer up my services gratis. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

What a fun Boogie, only 1 beach jump for me, but Norman Kent made me look like I knew what I was doing in a wingsuit. Did anyone find my Neptune? Red, with the armor on it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Are we gonna be able to land on the beach? Is it still there? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yes, the dog's name is Toby. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You are banned from dirt diving on any surface other than dirt or grass. I'll have to give Skymama her brrrrrrrrritsky at Dublin. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I don't believe I was that lucky... care to enlighten me? CK: The correct spelling is in my sig line. I think I did give you one Friday night. Of course, you had your shirt on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Congrats to the new Rodriguez Brothers:

The Cay got damaged pretty bad. They only have about 15 rooms now. If they haven't called you, call them to confirm your room is okay. The 800 number isn't working yet but the (305) 289-7672 number is. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I wanted to do this again I was hoping to see the two of you. OK to convice Robbie: "Hey, I hear there are going to be happy people there, with hope, dreams and a positive outlook towards life. I'm gonna need your help cynically and sarcastically crushing them." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Survival stories from the Middle Keys BY SARA MATTHIS Citizen Staff MARATHON — "It was like a river.” SUE STARKWEATHER/The Citizen Winds from Hurricane Wilma tipped a houseboat moored on Wahoo Drive near the Marathon Airport onto a finger pier. While there was significant wind damage in the Middle Keys community, most damage appears to have resulted from storm surge. Over and over again this statement was repeated in the Middle Keys as residents struggled to put what they had witnessed into words. On Tuesday morning, only hints of what transpired on Monday were evident: seaweed in places the ocean had no business, commercial-strength ice machines washed into the median of U.S.1 and residents' glazed expressions as they recounted damage to friends and neighbors. The flood was both insult and injury because most Marathon homes and businesses came through the hurricane (estimated sustained winds at about 90 mph with one recorded gust of 108 at Sombrero Light House) with little damage. At about 10 a.m. Monday morning, when the winds had died enough to make it somewhat safe to venture out, the waters started rising. Many residents had left their intact home to survey storm damage and returned to a flooded mess. Others, still inside, rushed out and scrambled to get their cars to high ground. On Grassy Key, cars littered the middle of the road on Morton Street. Some were pushed there by the flood, others had been hastily parked at odd angles as residents hurried back to their houses to save what they could. Even seasoned salts were astonished. “I just can't believe it. The Marathon airport was underwater. It was like a lake,” said Deputy Harry Boyden of the Monroe County Sheriff's Office. Cora Baggs lives in Little Venice. She said she saw the rising water coming past the huge D'Asign Source building on U.S. 1, headed for the low-lying, tightly packed houses. “We got as many of the tires as we could from the Surfside Citgo gas station and made a V in the street to divert water into the canal,” she said. Unbelievably, it worked. “It was the first time I had met some of my neighbors. They all came out into the street and started helping,” she said. Everywhere residents used their own body to describe the height of the water. “It's this high,” said Dustin Hoff as he pointed to somewhere above his knee. He lives on Grassy Key and is a flats charter captain. “My wife said the water was chest high in my house,” said Capt. Dan Eric Dunford, a Marathon fire fighter who lives behind the airport in Marathon. Holding out in the firehouse The 12 or so hardy souls at Marathon Fire Rescue spent an uncomfortable Sunday night at the firehouse as the storm raged around them. Unfortunately, the worst was yet to come. “We got a call about 10 a.m., as the water was rising, that The Reef was on fire,” said Capt. Eric Dunford. The Reef is a Marathon vacation-rental complex of rounded houses across the street from Kentucky Fried Chicken. The fire started in the clubhouse near the pool. Dunford and three others responded — Mike Kneeland, William Wilrycx and Ben Bachmann. “A propane tank exploded on the second floor and blew off the roof. When the waters receded, the first floor caught fire, too,” Dunford said. As the firefighters struggled to control the blaze, other colleagues were performing swift-water rescues. Dunford said fire trucks were waved down by residents stuck in houses near Stout's Restaurant near 83rd Street. Firefighters hooked up ropes and dragged the people to safety. “We did three swift-water rescues and we responded to many, many car fires,” he said. Sparks from a car's shorting electrical system can cause fires that ignite the interior or engine compartments. Dunford's own house was flooded. When the waters backed down, his wife's car caught on fire. Because he was working The Reef scene, his buddies responded. Firefighters were also called to some houses where propane tanks had broken away from the building creating a potentially volatile situation. “We were very busy,” he said, estimating the Marathon Fire Rescue had about 20 calls on Monday morning. Like many other Marathon residents, the firefighters also had flooded homes. Their personal vehicles, parked in front of the fire station, were flooded out. (The firetrucks seemed to have escaped damage — possibly because they were parked inside.) Dunford said he had about one foot of water in his truck and a colleague had water up to the dash. Dunford said that despite their losses, firefighters performed with outstanding professionalism. “Everybody did an excellent job. Excellent,” he said. “We lost everything” On Sunday night when the window glass exploded, Gilbert Renca went outside to try to make some repairs. He was hit in the face with a piece of flying tree. “It knocked me out,” he said. His wife, Jessica Bowles, dragged him back inside. On Tuesday, the pair was pushing an orange Kmart shopping cart that cradled their two baby boys — one 10 months old and the other 3 years old. They stopped at the Marathon Airport to collect some water and pre-packaged meals the Army was handing out. “We lost everything. The water inside was up past my knees,” Bowles said. “We managed to go to his sister's house and we spent the night there.” The two live at the Seaward Motel on U.S.1 in Marathon, a short-term rental hotel that caters to the working class. She is employed at Publix as a cashier. He works with a pool company. When a Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputy offered the pair a box of Lunchable snacks for the boys, the parents declined. “We don't have a refrigerator,” Bowles said.

Theres usually too much other stuff going on for that, but you can try. No try about it, there are at least 5 future bumpy brothers coming.