Bolas
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I have a friend I call for questions like that.
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Call her from the reunion and tell her, "You said I could have sex, so I'm calling for phone sex." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I was gonna mention what she needed was something inserted vaginally. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It's the Dublin curse. See what happens when you don't show?
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What are you loading your blanket at? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I used to mess with the female mannequins too, petting and stroking them. As I got older I'd feel them up just to be funny. That was until one "mannequin" turned out to be a LanCombe makeup lady. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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There's an easy way around that too. Pay the entire thing off except for $1. Monthly payment: 8 cents. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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If you really want to be evil, do this: Tomorrow go to the Ford dealership, tell them you want to testdrive an F-250 truck. Have the salesdude come with you. Tell him you need something that can move lots of furniture because your move stuff alot and you want to test the load. Have him help you load the truck, then drive it to the new place (cuz you want to see how it drives with a load) and then unload at your new place. Once done, go back to the dealer and make up an excuse why the truck won't work for you. (Something like the truck colors don't match your shoes) Or just save your Karma and rent a small Uhaul. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ah, my first flaming thread. I think the other nickname we came up with for her was Bob. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Chris, definitely. I want to be like Spence when I grow down. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Uh, your first pic is of Hushpuppy and I. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The Dates You Have Been Waiting For (SF06)
Bolas replied to upndownshop's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Hmmm... I just might take you up on that offer. Of course, that would mean you wouldn't be jumping it for a little bit. Think you can handle some down time? Rookie, your Sam is too big! It would hide too much. i have a smaller canopy that i won't be jumping that i could donate. If I make it, I have a spare pilot chute. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Other than the house, yeah. But I'm getting ready to buy a new gear and a computer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Extreme Free Nothing is truly free, everything has some cost associated to it either directly or indirectly. What really makes me hate this word is they say it every 5 seconds in ads that are targeted towards stupid old people. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I have my own leash. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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And baby it was GOOD!!! xoxo G Even after having to explain what I was going to do with my mouth full. edited to add: the word mouth (doh!) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You were hitting on Lauraliscious and asking her if she wanted to go back to your tent to dance. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I dunno, tent dancer might be a good name too. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Attention Dublin Rodriguez Initiates: I did not have any names handed to me on paper so please PM me your real name, your parents names, and your Rodriguez name so they can be added to the website. Until then, you are not truly Rodriguez Brothers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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What a great Boogie. Thanks go to the Spences, the organizers, Don, the locals including the (possibly) underaged townies I gave shots of Guaro too. To all those I met, it was great meeting you, especially Gia (I was her first) to whomever made the cupcakes I ate Sunday (Icon?) you saved my life. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Skydive Orange is a good place to check out too. They at one point had 2 hot Aussie chicks there, but had to send them back. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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How about naming the dog Halo? Double meaning: the jump and the fact he's so white.
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It it the same surprise promised last year which didn't make it? If so, cool!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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So you hate puppies and kittens?!?!?! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I'm insulted that you think I would show my boobies for $20! $50 is my minimum. Remember this is for charity, we're saving puppies and kittens from having to be put down. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.