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Rodriguez Brothers Family Reunion Boogie ROLL CALL
Bolas replied to Antigua's topic in Events & Places to Jump
The machine runs on methane gas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Nope, you've got 2 dads like everyone else, you have to decide which one is Paul Reiser and which one is Greg Evigan. Obscure reference Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I was 6, he offered me some candy and... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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It has a name, or at least an acronym: P.O.S. - Portable Obnoxious Sombrero When I was a kid I would combine cusswords. I used to call people fuckass.
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April (Hottielicious) is an extremely cool chick. She does drink, but not very often.
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How did you spiral fracture? Had you broken it before and still had metal? Heal completely quickly.
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Did you know the world gullible is not in the dictionary? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You can be replaced very easily by electric toys ya know That was supposed to be a compliment. Little - Hah!!! - 33% Old - Nope, your only as old as you feel - 33% Lady - This was the one that I was unsure of so I didn't say 100%. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Over 66% of the adjectives in that sentence are wrong. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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At one point my friends were threatening that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Lackanookie - sounds like the name of a summer camp. I went 25 + years once. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Yes that is a fun thing to do... Especially on a train.
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I've just one thing to say to that: EEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You're a doctor? But you're a woman. Oops, wrong thread. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ah, Sun systems. (Wearing my propeller hat) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Git yo ass back in the kichun and wash those dishes. Take off dem shoes, aren't you 6 months pregnant? We must stop the sufferage of women. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Giving away their secret ingredient... tsk tsk. Client privilege violation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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bow down before the one you serve. you're going to get what you deserve. foreshadowing? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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My girlfriend slipped and accidentally impaled herself on another mans penis
Bolas replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire
Through her inner ear canal. Where else does one get impaled by a penis? You had sex ed in Kansas, didn't you? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
Contracts, unions. No wonder all the postwhore jobs are going overseas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Are the international phone sex lines really that much better?
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I was gonna say it was a common ailment among women and likely the result of an oral semen deficiency. Blues, Dave Fixed it for you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I didn't know Spence had family in New York. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.