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  1. Bolas
    Only 2 things come from Texas... and I don't think Turtle has horns. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas
    Get a job with one of those online colleges. Give your lectures from your trailer.
  3. Bolas
    I am very strongly considering it, although it makes NO sense to go from Atlanta to Elberta Pensacola to Cincinnati then back to Atlanta. I'll see if I can't work something out...
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    Nice!!! But the bikini pic is better. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    NEW VOICES

    Bolas replied to JUDYJ's topic in The Bonfire

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    I love my...

    Bolas replied to PLFXpert's topic in The Bonfire

    Legs, they still have decent definition even though I haven't gotten alot of exercise lately. Of course, I have quite a few scars on them from this sport and after hours activities. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    Oh, well then, mister 'I-can't-jump-real-gear-so-I'll-tape-a-disposable-camera-to-my-head'; you just send me your address and I'll send you a big pile of doggie poop! Hey now you long eared purple bowed freak, that ain't right!!! I used tie wraps... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    ooohhhhh baby.........i will keep that in mind So you're into the tranny thing? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    That's because men spend more $$$ on clothes and shoes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    Nope, but DZ hotties will flock to you with this setup. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    Me, I was making fun of you ear bows. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas
    It's funny this thread was revived. We were talking about skydiving movies this weekend and Cutaway came up. They did get one thing right: Remember when the (Zeppo?) Baldwin was learning to jump and having trouble with landing? In the montage clip, he hits a tent on landing and takes the top off of it. In the tent are 2 topless chicks and a half-naked guy wearing a camera helmet. That one scene they got right. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    They haven't been developed yet, once they are I'll post them.
  14. Bolas
    First count me in for another $100 for the reward fund. Second, If ya'll won't take our money for a replacement laptop, at least let us buy ya'll a dedicated boogie music IPOD so you don't have to leave a PC out for tunage. Third, I always leave my gear in hangars at night. I was going to that weekend as well but a hot chick told me not too.
  15. Bolas
    Freefall stills are getting expensive beacuse the helmets are expensive and the cameras are extremely expensive. People want a cheaper option. I hereby annouce the debut of Bolas's discount stills. Using our (patent pending) QuikLok design we can keep our costs low and pass the savings on to you. Camerapic1 shows a fully outfitted camera flyer. Camerapic2 shows that even our setup gets you chicks. Franchising is available but are limited to 1 per DZ so act fast. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Hey, I've gone all the way the to Marathon. Let's stop hijacking their thread. Zeemax, this would be a perfect boogie for you. Wingsuiting over the beach is awesome. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    blair700 Bolas Chaoskitty (probably) chuck ducky69 hushpuppy jeiber (hopefully) johnny lauraliscious leapdog Popsjumper psychobob rkymthhigh Salsa John Beach Skygirlpc vdschoor (hopefully!) Wahoo!!! I can come now. Yay!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas
    Dude, you have never jumped at Wildwood, NJ. The beaches are HUGE!!! and the sand is so soft, almost ashy. Hmm, international beach jumps? (Thinking hard)
  19. Bolas
    You can safely pick up pennies through the hole in the sheet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    Getting back on track (maybe) Not very often but when I do, its when no one is around and inanimate objects usually get hit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas
    Sweety...............may I also remind you that it's April Fools day on Saturday. I heard they are getting the Perris Jet this weekend and a C-130. Plus the Atlanta nymphomaniac strippers support group is coming to do tandems. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Am I . . .

    Bolas replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire

    Stop lieing..............you don't have any friends! Do so. Nope, the friend checks we get from your mom bounced. Must've been been a bad month on the corner. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas
    Don't forget to only only stow one toggle. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas

    My nipples...

    Bolas replied to mcneill79's topic in The Bonfire

    You probably own an "Amateur Gynecologist" T-shirt, don't you? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    Okay, less lame. Found this one posted by Shell666 A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. The husband wanted a new truck; the wife wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around town. He would probably have settled on any beat-up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me." So, for her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale... Services will be held at Downing Funeral Home on Monday the 15th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send donations to the. "Think before saying things to your wife foundation," Dallas, TX Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.