Bolas

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  1. I'm sure if he calls them they will waive the late fees and may knock some off. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Some people have forgotten what will happen when you post here Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    5 years

    Get ready for some really fuckin' good times, just be more moderate. I was about to say that! I'd give myself a list of names to avoid. Attempting to avoid yourself may cause irreversible psychological damage. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Then were was my Happy Birthday thread for April 2nd? huh? I didn't start my own thread... but no one started me one either. Key word. Besides, aren't you anti-fluff? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Can't stop the urge, must post it it... So do some of your colleagues... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. I have a friend that charged $1 a minute or $65 an hour. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. I bet she charged him more for early withdrawals. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Nope, you could only fire one of your kids until they were 90 days old. After that, you couldn't even punish them, only give them bad reviews and not increase their allowance. That is unless you "outsourced" your kids. Teleparenting? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas

    naked jumps

    Since you do naked CReW, I guess we can let that slide. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Print and save this Bolas, It might be the only time you ever satisfy a woman
  11. Keep inventory levels low, pay for daily deliveries of: Food - Just for that day and in single serving portions Toilet Paper - A roll at a time (unless you have synchronized your meals with your "output data") Soap, shampoo, toothpaste - the travel size only Drinks - the 8 oz drinks or juice boxes Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. (Singing loudly and off key) Fa LAAA LAAA LA LA LA LA Fa LA LAAA LA Fa LAAA LAAA LA LA LA LA Fa LA LAAA LA Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. I had The Bonfire reset on me once. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Exactly, it can all happen to a guy named Tlaw. And no, I'm not changing my avatar airtwardo, I'm just amazed I came up with something you haven't seen 20 times before. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    Chokers

    Well? Come on, post a pic of it topless Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. I think it's advertising. This is my new business venture. I just sold the house, quit my job, and am putting everything into this. Why isn't anyone taking this seriously??!?! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas

    I am weak :-(

    You should have seen her at Dublin in her dealers outfit. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Bolas

    I am weak :-(

    Have you tried the milk chocolate or mint chocolate covered oreos? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Uh, this is a new version. The damn dirty ape isn't in this one. http://imdb.com/title/tt0443412/ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Ya dumb limey git: Rodney King said, "Can't we all just get along" and "Wow that's a nice nightstick you have officer" Martin Luther King said "I have a dream" (gunshot) "I have a fucking headwound" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. I thought that was the new name of California... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Yes I did get pictures of them. You see those 2 specs, that's them.
  23. Until you get it on paper it doesn't mean s%$t. Apologize for your eagerness and ask them when they are making their final decision. It could just be they are getting ready to re-org or being evaluated for outsourcing or offshoring and have a hiring freeze. Isn't it weird working in the same company as your husband?
  24. I don't think you treat women like regular people, my impression of you is you put them on a pedestal, hide your feelings, and don't make sexual comments at all around them. The reason you keep going into the "friend" bucket is you're not showing any passion or sexual behavior around women. They've never seen sex or dating cross your mind so it doesn't cross theirs. Then when you ask them they are so caught off guard they say no. Be more open, be flirty, swing at low percentage pitches. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.