Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    Funnel photos

    We didn't funnel, ya'll clothes wearing people just couldn't keep up with us. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Bolas

    Funnel photos

    My 600th: Also known as when RW and hybrids go wrong. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Page 5, 2 posts away from overtaking Boinky.
  4. Did someone say BOOBIES? (crowd muttering) I think someone said BOOBIES. (crowd louder) I swore I heard BOOBIES!!! (crowd starts to chant) BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. You read that Maxim article too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. "Why do think I ask that question?" ...."Aren't you sending something to me to see if they fit?"... "Are you going to do it from (checks profile) Illinois?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Either that or just neuter him. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. The ones you'll have from your 10 children from 8 different women. After you've "done time" you'll be the bad boy all women desire. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. "Why does it have it's own zipcode?" ... "Is it really that big?" ... "Do you think that makes you special?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Spanking is not a behavior deterrent. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. I'm not sensing a whole lot of motivation here... I'm sorry... I'm gonna have to turn you down... not only that... aren't you in atlanta? that's too far for me to drive for a quicky... American Pie said it best... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. I know someone's tent you could should would use. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. If this was over the Internet, you are basically hosed. If this is an internal Exchange mail system, you can recall the message depending on how it is set up. Type "recall email" in Help. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. scantily clad Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas

    Friday funny

    Spandex Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Is it a registered sex offender too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Oops, answered too quick, I thought it said wad instead of nose... Eh, same answer.
  18. "Why wouldn't I ask you that question?" ... "Can you ever have enough?"... "Is your jaw busted?" ... "Why wouldn't I want a pair of your undies?" ... "What size are you?" This is kinda fun. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. I take direction well: harder, faster, slower, etc. But if you say deeper, you better want philosophy. If one hole is too big, there are 2 others you can try.
  20. So they know you well in your neighborhood? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. They have a name for it, it's called "Cocheese Syndrome." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Congratulations. You have just introduced me to my new favorite insult. Asshat has officially been replaced with cock nugget. what about fuckbucket? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas

    knitting anyone?

    They should also dress in the basement. #13 reminds me of the bears from Duckman for some reason. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.