Bolas

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  1. Ms. Glass? Joke hint Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  2. Here ya go. My old dog. RIP. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Dytter Neptune Alti Biff Femur Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Not me. ABBA doesn't do it for me, although Elvis ain't bad and some classical is good if I'm in the right mood. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Not to piss off Viking, but where are the pics of your "pimped ride" ? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Saran wrap comes to mind. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas

    What is your

    PM sent. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Not me Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas

    What is your

    You try to make a point... Oh wait, PERSONAL ATTACK!!!, PERSONAL ATTACK!!! Get 'er greenies!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas

    What is your

    Mothers maiden name Social Security Number Bank PIN Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. I've shared a lot of personal information on this site, but sharing my middle name is going a little too far. I gotta agree, not that anyone would do it, but putting too much info out there makes it way too easy for someone to steal your identity. I now know of at least two people that have had their jobs messed with. I don't know of anyone whose had their finances messed with yet, but it could happen. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. You chose Halloween weekend to go to Hawaii? Wait a min, if memory serves me you're going to a wedding. Cool of them to have it in Hawaii, but have them change the weekend. It's not that big a deal, it's over 2 months away, I bet they haven't even reserved the location yet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Any chance of making a sticky of this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Hell, show up naked. I'm sure you'll get free drinks and free slot on the bus. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Shouldn't you be meeting a party bus?
  16. Bolas

    head down;)

    Eh, put the headdowner directly below your belly button, that way whuffos can have their own meaning.
  17. Stop it! You're getting me all excited! Damn, too bad most of my scars are emotional. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. Because surfers are so much hotter than skydivers. DUH! Excuse me GirlfalldownOnMe, but most surfers arent very good looking. Sure there are the few blonde hair beachcomber types, but most look a little more beaten up (like me) There's just something about that sun damaged hair and pre-cancerous skin that makes me hot. Hotter than a limping, scarred, road rashed swooper? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. How freakshows get their stars. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. I thought that covered it. As for the action figure, insert "kung-fu grip" joke here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Good thing I'm only eating beans and beer. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. and what do you do when you have to poo? hmmmmm? It has a big drain with no cover. "It's all pipes." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. The admittance qualifications are very, very high actually. Its not any postwhore that can meet Sangiro's demanding level of dedication and complete moral superiority that this job demands. Can't resist: So HH has to deal with affirmative action and quotas too? I'd definitely call you a minority. Hell, you're unique!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. My advice to you: Drink heavily. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Nah, I have to deal with enough assholes at my regular job. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.