Bolas

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  1. Bolas
    Don't forget the "rudder." I know it's a nice view, but I want to geek the camera.
  2. Bolas
    Just my spurs. boot, and hat ma'am. That's all. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    Post your avatar

    Bolas replied to Bolas's topic in The Bonfire

    OK. lots of us have cool avatars but they are hard to see. So post them as an attachment for the world to see. Since I'm naked in mine (except the shoes) , I added one of those "Cops" , "Glamour" or "Girls Gone Wild" commercial style black bars to make it work safe. Edited:Black bar examples. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    Definitely. No ((((((VIBES)))))))))) or ((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))) tolerated here. But they're OK if we can cop a cheap feel, right? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas
    Are you verbing nouns again? Yesss ma'am. DOES SOMEONE NEED A SPANKING!!! Oh please let her say yes. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Bolas
    And if I suck in my lips and close my eyes I have whitewashed fence camouflage. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    Near where I grew up, there was a restaurant that served deep fried nothing: a bowl of fried breaded pieces, kinda like what you find in the bottom of the chicken bucket. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Applicants (errr...PM'ers ) must post pictures as well as an application with references. We'll review the application, talk to the references and get back to you. I got lots of pictures of me out there, but I prefer phone or in person interviews. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    Actually I think at this point they'd be happy if I married a crack whore... but she might skydive. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. Bolas
    So I thought, why get plastic surgery on the rest of my face. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    I had a deep fried Twinkie once with strawberry sauce and powdered sugar. I could hear my heart slowing down. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Bolas

    A poll about drag

    Bolas replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire

    You say that like it's a bad thing! Besides, Captain Caravan likes to dress up. Then doesn't he have any stuff of his own? Get the load together, go to WalMart. Have him try outfits on till you you find one that "matches his eyes and complexion" They might even have a pair of heels in his size. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Bolas
    I hear ya. I heard this all weekend: (family gathering). Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Bolas
    I know it looks goofy, but it matches my hair. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    A poll about drag

    Bolas replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire

    Lingerie Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  16. Bolas
    Phone's work 2-ways. Oh and "I used to be blue, but found this amazing new product..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    Today's topic: Does call OnStar count as asking for directions?
  18. Bolas
    So that's what "You tell all those F@%#ers they can kiss my a#$" translates to? Very late thanks to all ya'll. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas
    I can't believe you're carding me!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    I did hear from an ATC friend that we may be grounded Friday due to the fact "W" is flying into Charlotte or Columbia. No official word though. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas
    Woo hoo!!! Mouth is coming!!! I can't wait. I'm gonna speak to the resident canopy crack dealer and see if he can get me a Lightning I can use for this weekend. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Anybody got a room to split? Everything seems to be sold out. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  23. Bolas
    I'll be there. Just got my invite, with certain clothing restrictions. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    My lovely Marathon Mr. Bill instructor - my birthday was last weekend. I'm selling you guys out to go do beach jumps in New Jersey this weekend. Try to keep up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Bolas
    Wahoo!!! What a great time in Indiana!!! I had birthday 31 and jump 600 in the same day. Damn those hybrid bases are tough up there. It took me 2 tries to take that out. 64 oz margaritas, a fifth of kickin' chicken 101, 14 way on the slide at the pool, the topless 4 way on the slide where I was the only dude, cool cloud carves in the wingsuit, etc. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.