Bolas
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Hell, that's a goal of mine. Except substitute "best friend" for "Me", and dating for "having hanging from the chandelier, every room and rooftop, illegal in most countries, immoral to most religions, wild monkey sex". 35 was when I could run for office, but not after some of the boogies I've been to now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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T - 8 hours till I leave for Dublin!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Well I was towing the donation car at the time so if I didn't have the extra weight, I would've been able to stop in time.
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Low: Rear ended a car tonight in my van that has expired registration High: Very minor damage (cracked and pushed in tail light) to his car so he said no problem. Gave him $50 (all I had in my wallet)
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I got the car on the trailer behind the van ready to go. One more day of work. I took a picture but my card reader is acting stupid. Oh well. A couple of new ideas to get some more $$$: 1. Once the oil and coolant is drained out the car, we auction off who gets to drive it until the engine blows up. 2. We also have a pool on how long the engine will last. Hopefully in 24 hours I will be at the Boogie!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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In that case you should administer the punishments alphabetically... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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What'd I do? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No. Who are you? You're on my poo list, too. Ro's List Frenchy Champu 'Chelle GFD Bolas Woohoo...another bum to spank! What'd I do? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I wanna beer and I wanna see sumthin' nekkid.
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Walks up, sees the big barrel full of pike and the sawed off 12 gauge shotgun next to it. Thinks better of it and walks away. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Video Roll Call: Animal House Shakes the Clown (The Citizen Kane of Alcoholic Clown Movies) Various Skydiving DVD's Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ya'lls pies are pretty heinous. You guys pie for just about anything too!!! See ya Labor day weekend, got my condo at the 10 reserved yesterday!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No one mentioned the first kiss? It starts maybe with asking if you can, starting slowly on the lips, seeing if they open their mouths, then slowly exploring their mouth with your tongue, getting to know the areas of the mouth then pulling back a little to softly nibble on the lips with your lips over your teeth and then maybe trapping their tongue. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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You rock, thanks!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Oh, no, surrounded by hot wet girls, poor me. Do i really need to put the sarcasm icon on this one? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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For a Big Mac, press or say 1.
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You'll never learn.
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Who are you? (Sniff, Sniff) I smell a troll!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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How long can you go without killing kittens????
Bolas replied to GogglesnTeeth's topic in The Bonfire
This started already? I need a do-over. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. -
I thought you owned the Rocky Horror DVD or were buying it. Besides, who needs Chili's when you have the Carbone Zone in staggering distance. MMMM, Bounce burgers....
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So we're gonna dunk puppies? I knew we were dunking "the puppies" at night... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Me too!!! But you can't have your packing weight, I'll be too busy jumpin'! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Hey I'm wrestling a man to the death over here for you. (beats chest and does the Tarzan yell) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ah my and only flaming thread
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Yeah, I'm even in there. You know how often that is (never).