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  1. Bolas
    [corporate speak] Thank you for hitting the bullet points, Mr. Speed. Can you elaborate on "performance couches." I couldn't find anything on that. [corporate speak] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    I've been avoiding the bonfire for a month or so just because I couldn't keep up with it. 1300 new threads. I've occasionally looked in while logged off to see what was going on, but stayed out while logged in. THAT was until I saw the link to the Naughty Cupid Boogie pictures in Gimp's post in the Events Forum. Like one of Pavlov's dogs I clicked it without thinking and now BAM I'm in the Bonfire. [Corporate speak] Can one of you give me a high level executive summary of the highlights and notables for the past 2 months of the Bonfire? [/Corporate speak] Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    Some day when I'm a badass freeflyer, I won't have to dress like this to get attention. But right now I suck, so you do what you have to do. Me: Do you know you're nipple is showing? Her: (Nodding) Uh huh Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. Bolas
    There are some girls that can run faster than their father and older brothers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Bolas
    3 days and already thinking like a married man...
  6. Bolas
    I got my own category!!! You PMS sisters rock. We'll have to do some jumps and make you Rodriguez Bumpy Brothers. Dedicated costume wearers unite!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Bolas
    Not me, any place that throws me out of the hot tub at 10 pm and the bar closes at midnight is not for me. However the conversation was classic:
  8. Bolas
    Fron The SIM: Jump payable at the Dublin Boogie? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. Bolas
    From everything I've heard it wasn't until Bob got down there that the issues started. Basically really old people with alot of $$$$ and nothing better to do decided to stop this at the last minute. As for the spotting issue: I was on that load in the first group as a diver. We got out in just about the same place as we did on load 1. The winds just changed. Soon after that load the winds really picked up and the weather was unjumpable for about 2 days anyways. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    The Casa was coming from Lake Wales. When they got shut down at the beach, they canceled it. They were barely turning the Caravan at La Belle on Saturday anyways. Regardless of what the recently married gay incestuous couple says , Sebastian was the place to be Saturday night. edited for spelling Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  11. Bolas
    LaBelle is a Cesna 182 DZ. They charge $20 to 10,000 normally. The $10 fee was for a club membership which they waived if you told them you were with the Marco Island Boogie. Don't blame Skydive Greensburg. Bob coordinated this with the town council, FAA, and the hotel. What put the hurt on this before the first jump was the condo boards that didn't want us to begin with because we're noisy. Also some bullshit story about "a parachute knocked a kid into the pool" didn't help. They wanted to shut us down from the start, Bob did his damnedest just to get the jumps off he did. Okay, enough serious shit:
  12. Bolas
    My fave was: Me: Do you know you're nipple is showing? Her: (Nodding) Uh huh
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    Bad news kids, the Marco Island Boogie is cancelled. 2 injuries in two days and they shut us down. Fuckin old People Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  15. Bolas
    Just remember if it gets too cold for any of you, it will be much warmer at Marco. Trying to start an "East Coast" "Gulf Coast" Boogie Battle Oh and Sunny, there maybe another reason the costumes won't last long. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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    I wonder if we can get a sunset load on Wednesday. I know some people (myself included) will be there Wednesday. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  17. Bolas
    Sure and if the hotties asked you to or even suggested it to you, you wouldn't in an instant, especially after a few. We are men!!! We are powerless against hot chicks.
  18. Bolas
    Scientific fact: Flotation gear works best for hot chicks when they wear less clothes. Bikini's are ideal. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. Bolas
    Very true, only give us alcohol. Corona and tequila especially... and jello shots, because jello is not a food. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Bolas
    That's an even better thought. Well, you kinda have the hair... Now I need the puking icon. Well, I'm flattered but as for the ladies... NO WOMAN CAN RESIST THE LAPDANCE AND THE THONG!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. Bolas
    Aww, I had the cutest little nightie too. Don't worry, I'll still bring the thong and give you a lap dance Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. Bolas
    So what's the Saturday night party plan? As everbody knows the Pink Mafia is having a Naughty Cupid party that Saturday night at Sebastian with the theme is Nighties/Lingerie and wings. Maybe we should load up the Casa Saturday night, fly over there, party down, and fly back early Sunday.
  23. Bolas
    I guess it's back to photoshopping her head onto other peoples bodies... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas
    True, but the thong is all mine... Kelly - the next time I see you, you're getting a lap dance. Sunny - Meet me at the gate in one of those golf carts they use to transport old people.
  25. Bolas
    But that's just so I'll be easy to find. Just go the opposite direction of the people screaming and running away. Edited to add: Forgot to close the italics