Bolas

Sorry, the bat's gotta be tested. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I work for them, maybe I should ask about it at my next review. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm going to call animal control tomorrow. They might want to test it for rabies or something. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

The bat post is pretty good... of course I am biased. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

$30 and that includes dinner. Me: Can you supersize that Whopper combo? It's our first date. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So I went to bed late cuz I was catching up on the bonfire from last weekend. I'm lying in bed and I hear a noise like something flying. I first thought it was a moth but the shadow flew over the bed and it was no moth. I immediately thought bat and then did what any red blooded american manly man would do: I hid under the covers. After thinking "Oh shit, it may have rabies." I decided to get out of there. Since the light was off the thing was flying everywhere. I managed to run out of the room with my bathrobe over my head and shut the door. I then go around the apartment and shut the other door to the bathroom, trapping it in my room. Once out I cracked open the door, timed his flight, reached in, and quickly turned on the lights. I thought about calling my landlord but it's 2 AM. I did call animal control who was closed and had a message to call the sheriff for animal emergencies. I decided against that and decided to check the door again. Since the light was on he chilled out on the ceiling far away from the main door, by the bathroom door. I got my digital camera and took a picture by barely poking the camera in and using the zoom.

Patience my young one, you need to post whore more before you can join us. Unless Kris has a "hot chick" clause in his requirements... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I nearly sunned you at the the Keys Boogie and you ran away. Oh wait, wrong kind of sun. Heres hoping for beautiful weather every day except New Years Day. That day it can be cloudy and dark until noon...

Picturing Dave Chappelle yelling, "WHIIIIITE POWERRRR!!!" Racism has never looked sillier Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

That and pit bulls are used alot in illegal dog fighting. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Some dog breeds are more aggressive (by nature) than others. Of course any dog if raised wrong or abused can be dangerous. Editd to fx spelig Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So the warm server keeps her butt and legs warm but the nipples feel the cold.. (Furiously taking notes and doing calculations) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

From The Devil's Advocate (1997) Kevin Lomax: What about love? John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Think so, I remember the horn being quieter... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Let's just hope the horn isn't as easy to activate as on that Mustang you were driving... Edited to fIx spelign n grammr

Want me to pee on you? And they say romance is dead... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I've got some gas and a lighter...

Unless you put 22" dubs with spinners and lower it, you are required by federal law passed by the AARP to "buy plaid shorts and move to florida during the winter" It's the pimpin' clause

Here ya go Edited to add: I hadn't seen them, they are funny. Its under the photo galleries. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Piss test, eh? Amazing what you can find on E-bay... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

But the "golden necklaces" would just flow down your neck... and I thought my comment was unappreciated, thank you for giving it notice...

You know I decided I wasn't gonna got there cause it might be tacky.......glad I was wrong! Actually if it were tacky, that would be the "ivory shower" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Do you lock your car? Just got my convertible and was wondering what other ragtop owners did. I know you can slash through the top if you want in, but how often does that actually happen? My convertible (shameless plug) Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yeah, I know Christmas is over, but WTF I'm bored.

You were about a week ago continuously, what happened? Prediction: At least one of the geeks, dweebies, nerds, or dickheads will register just to post the following to the landing a wingsuit thread: INCONCEIVABLE!!!!