Bolas

Well, someone from Rantoul has video of me "watering the corn" while waiting for the balloon. Actually it's a good thing you have that picture. You can now prove beyond a doubt that it's your camera. (BKdice talking to car rental office) Um yes, I left my [digital camera model] in the car when I turned it in. I need to describe it to you? Look through the pictures, do you see a guy... Skymama - it was good to meet you finally. I now know how to say your name.

'Cornhole' catching on beyond Midwest Clicky Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

For the sake of this planet, that's a good thing. I'll leave the gimp thing to you from now on, it was fun but all those spankings by the lovely ladies made my drive home a little uncomfortable. Sorry we didn't get to flock together working boy. Good seeing everyone: old, new, forgotten. Everybody's costumes were great. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Let's see 'em. I'd post mine but I didn't have my camera out. I think there may be a few pictures of my two costumes floating around... My guess is this thread will be NSFW.

Either that or someone copied the list into Excel, sorted it alphabetically, and copied it back. Hypothetically of course... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Damn did have to go back through this thread to find this

Night jumps would be cool. Is the DZ going to be open Thursday night for us who may want to start the party sooner? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

How far is it from the airport? From what I here Coconut Cay is staggering distance. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

FBW: Funny But Wrong Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You know, I'm not just a hooker. There, fixed it for ya... Good to know you'll have $$$ for the weekend. See ya there. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Friday Afternoon Jump List: BkDice Bolas Brandoliem Brooke CCowden Chris Doublespock Ianmdrennan JMFreefly Kelo01 Lister55 LoudDan Load 1 - 14 Melstarr mindway69 Scotty (Carbonezone) skydivegirl SunnyDee (by 3ish Tami (Carbonezone) Volo

airsaint bendywendy bigG Bolas bubbles ( it think she has a number after it)_ Carbonezone (scotty) Carbonezone (tami) cynci freefalle IKenever jib SCARYPERRY skydivenflorida the111 Flying in the 11th and out the 15th. Can't wait. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Why do I hear: "I'll make you famous" , "All actresses start out like this" and "It's integral to the plot"

[cheesy pickup line voice] I'll be your packing weight any day, baaaabaaay!!! [/cheesy pickup line voice] I appreciate the compliment. Very cool to meet both of you. Your video thursday night was great!!!

Rubbing my temples usually works. I love the sigline... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Well, yeah? That's my Halloween suit, I've got a red and green one for Christmas, a pink and red one for Valentines... You can't wear a white birdman suit after Labor Day Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I own it. I bought it off a .commer who is getting an S3. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No big, I was your fiance's drunken packing weight. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Front flip? Uh, you may have me confused with someone else. Closest thing I came to a front flip last week was a drunken near fall... Edited to fix grammar and to add that'll teach me to have an arching contest with CieloDiosa. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Freak of Nature? [Hick voice] At least I didn't throw my self off a bridge wearing a backpack with a bedsheet in it! [/Hick voice] Damn I'm jealous, next year, next year... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

This suit is much cooler and cheaper. My name is Bolas and I'm a crack addict. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

No more than normal. We've had Tittee bar threads, post your _____, all manners of sexual polls, this might be the most mild thing in a while. You are quickly becoming one of us...

I have heard of "blue tooth nooners" Val, if you like bitterness, you just met your dream man... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

You are so old school... Resume? Lets put the power of our pda's, cell phones, wireless, and bluetooth to work. Got to an office and take a battery of tests and answer question. Those characteristics characteristics, traits, etc. go into your phone/pda. Walk into a bar, grocery store, dog park, etc. and hit scan... Your personality profile will be automatically sent to all the electronic devices in the room. Your profiles will be compared: first orientation, then sex, if you are compatible. If there is a match both of your phones/pda's will play the same song and glow the same color and GPS style directions to find the person. Obviously you can disable it, set it for 1 night stands only, superficial values (Blonde, washboard abs, etc) This would rock in big cities!!! You could walk into a bar do a quick scan and know if it is worth hanging around, or move onto the next bar. Of course I know what mine would say (over and over again) [Voice mail lady voice] "You have no matches" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

So all they ever use is missionary? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.