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AND NOT EVEN F@#$"N JUMP!!! Where's the smiley bashing his head into the wall? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Okay, I kinda feel like I've led a pretty sheltered life except for the last 3-4 years. I even know what one is even though I've never done it, not that I wouldn't just never had the chance. I've used the phrase jokingly in conversations at the DZ and on here in PM's and amazed at the fact I have to explain it. I kind of thought that at least the discussion/characteristics were fairly mainstream. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Baby oil? That can go over your entire body... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Yep I'll be there this Friday. I'm going to Atlanta next weekend so I'll need to appoint someone to make awkward advances at the 30-way participants. Gotta make 'em feel welcome. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Seinfeld quote: "My name is George. I'm unemployed [middle aged, bald,] and I live with my parents." Is this the kind of honesty your looking for?

I've played GTA, GTA London, GTA2 (still haven't beaten it) , GTA3, and Vice City. Anyone know when this hits the PC? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Damn, I'm sorry I missed that too... Oh well, I should be back up at CSS in mid November. I'll try to bring Captain America again. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

SHEESH!!!, Just cause she has a star by her name now we're supposed to be her daycare. So when are nap and snack times? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Do you know if there is a shuttle from the Key West Airport to these hotels? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

33% off Saran Wrap? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Is there a costume contest Saturday night? I saw it on one of the flyers but haven't on the rest. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Did you call a tow truck? That was the first joke I ever learned, don't get to use it much... As for the bubble wrap, wear it to the Halloween Boogie. We'll all have fun popping it.

The thread on fake names got me thinking of things we used to do to substitute teachers and just stupid substitute teachers. Add fake names to the roll: Dick Hertz was always good... Flashback to school when you had a substitute teacher. Steal the roll and add the name. Clueless teacher: "Dick Hertz, Dick Hertz, Okay whose Dick Hertz?" Whole class (girls too) stands up, grabs crotch and moans.... In band class, we'd switch instruments, play them upside down, etc. The two winningest subs i ever had were: A substitute gym teacher that got my last name wrong (I'll save you the look at my profiles, it's Johnson) He called me Jo-hone-son The other was this lady that all she had to do was start the VCR in science class, she was so pathetic we didn't even mess with her, it was too easy... After 5 minutes of getting nowhere she started yelling at us, accusing us of breaking it. I stood up looked her in the face, and said, "I'm sorry, I took this out of the VCR" In my hand hand I had a lab stand that was MUCH bigger than the VCR, but at this point she just yelled "You put that back in there right now!!!" The whole class exploded in laughter as I "tried" to put the piece back in. After a minute or two I explained to her that it was not geometrically possible (No, I didn't use those words with this twit) for this to go in and fixed the VCR for her. I think that was the last time she ever substituted.

What I used to do is wait for the: "If you don't have a touch tone phone, please hold for the operator." Not sure that works anymore though... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Dick Hertz was alway good... Flashback to school when you had a substitute teacher. Steal the roll and add the name. Clueless teacher: "Dick Hertz, Dick Hertz, Okay whose Dick Hertz?" Whole class (girls too) stands up, grabs crotch and moans....

Whose driving to Bridge day on Thursday? I was thinking all the people coming from the south meet in Wytheville, VA. Wythville is where I-77 and I-81 come together. It is about 2 hours from the Hotel in Oak Hill. I'm thinking sometime between 12 and 3. I'm sure we could find a place to have lunch there. I'll come up with a place or if any locals know a good place let us know. Any takers? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

Make me sad I missed your call Saturday night. After calling Krisflyz Friday night and not even getting the stripper to convincingly talk dirty to him, I left the phone in my RV. Besides, I was busy getting a garter off a girl with my teeth.

For people that don't want to read the long post above I'll paraphrase... Hey lookee at the big, angry, unstable bear. Lemme poke him with a stick. Wow, he growled at me. Lemme poke him again. Wow, he swiped at me. Lemme poke him again. Wow, he tried to bite me. Lemme poke him again and then run away... Edited to add: Crazy people out there Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I had a 2002 Chevy truck that if you left the blinker on for over a quarter mile it would start dinging. It was a real PITA on long exit ramps. Why do people even turn on their blinkers changing lanes? I just push on them enough to start blinking but not enough to stay on if I let my hand off. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'm not a programmer, but I do alot of scripting for my job. I try to make it easy to follow for me and others by including lots of comments, but I sometimes put in something silly or stupid. I was looking for a piece of a script I wrote to reuse and came across this I wrote a while back: If it's not completely obvious, the lines that start with a :: are comment lines and are skipped by the computer Anybody else do this? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Putting on ACME firesuit] If you're running XP, SP2 stops alot of spyware and popups as well... [Slipping off firesuit and running quickly away]

I'm getting into town Thursday night. I'll be there through Sunday. Don't worry, you'll get your Bolas fix... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

I'll be there Thursday night. PM your room number and I'll stop by. Not jumping but plan to next year and want to catch all the seminars. As for accommodations... [Matt Foley voice ] I'm living in a VAAAAN, down by the RIVER!!!

1st: [Wolf Whistle] Construction site comment goes here 2nd: I do like long hair, I love the way it feels, looks, bounces, etc. 3rd: You could probably cut it shorter and if you straightened it, could be the same length. 4th: You should go as Lady Godiva for Halloween!!!