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Everything posted by Bolas
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Edited to fix spelling... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That's more INfamous than famous. Infamous or famous, people remember you and one is easier to obtain. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Guaranteed way to make your women scream... Pull their hair... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Can't help it... "Sweeney Todd" You demon barber you... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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A comedian I can't remember: Do you see that guy standing over there in a tutu and a halter top. He's peeing on the wall and smoking a dog turd. He has a foam hat that says "Jesus is Satan" on it and is yelling about how Dow Jones killed his dog... No, not that guy, that guy... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Awesome!!! I was getting ready to donate since I've been posting alot more lately anyways. The 50 MB limit on the mail is worth it in itself. However I can see myself using the classified search too. $10 a month or $120 a year is worth that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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http://imdb.com/title/tt0103241/ Great Movie!!! Richard Dreyfuss, Bill Murray. Okay, okay, I admit it. This is just a blatant post so I can say how happy I am that this post passed the strong Bacardi. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Sorry I had to do it... M: An argument isn't just contradiction. A: It can be. M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. A: No it isn't. M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction. A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.' A: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. P.S. Val, when does Phil get back?
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Looks back at what he created and
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I just looked at imdb: Seann William Scott .... Bo Duke Johnny Knoxville .... Luke Duke I don't think they are at all worried about intelligence... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Faith Hill? Shania Twain (She is at least a Brunette) Shannon Elizabeth would've been good too and she is from Texas. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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That made me think of the song from Heathers: Teenage Suiciiiiiiiiide, don't do it. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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The gangster idea sounds good, Mmmm BOB with a low cut shirt and a Tommy Gun... Okay, Okay: Latina Barbie - Labab (gee that kind of sounds like something)
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You technically don't qualify (Bob. Robert, Roberta, Bobbie, etc as a first, middle, or last name), but I don't think they'd turn you away. I was referring to your RW skills you tunnelrat, does everything have to be about your looks? SHEESH Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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WAHOO!!! my flaming post!!! Now I know the secret: make all my posts about hot chicks As for the cane we were calling her "pimp mama" at WFFC. Doll - Hawaiian Barbie? Or HaBab for short? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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We all know shes hates being called VSG because she's mentioned it Here, here, here, here, here, and here.
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Makes a Hummer look like a subcompact.
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Next day and still no voice. I am working at home and live alone, but I still catch myself wanting to talk. I never realized how much I talk rather than just think what I'm gonna say. Especially when watching TV. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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But I can't. I lost my voice this morning and either I whisper or sound like Burgess Meredith (Mickey) in the Rocky Movies.
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She's lying!!! I see at least a necklace... As for me, my Body Sport freefly suit, Teva's, red Protec, and Native Sunglasses with a Chums Strap, and My '94 Javelin J5. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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No they all are ugly and mean... 5 minutes later... HEY!!! My account stopped working!!! I actually chose option two. Unrelated: Bytch, you going to the Key's Boogie? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Somebody squeezed the Charmin What's your _____________ Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Ain't been busted by the repost police yet, wanna keep it that way... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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Major Bump for GFD. 1st DEGREE: A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The Husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear." 2nd DEGREE: Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" 3rd DEGREE: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shutup, you're next!" 4th DEGREE: A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says,"OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy: W." 5th DEGREE: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" 6th DEGREE: A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...." "Uh, ma'am, 'the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." 7th DEGREE: Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, and then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
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I was usually drunk at Rantoul when I saw you but aren't you brunette? Is that artificial intelligence?