Bolas

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  1. Bolas

    WFFC pics

    The better for her to shoot you down with...
  2. How about: TOTAL CONTAINER MALFUNCTION I hear the FAA has at least one report of this... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  3. Bolas

    Monty Python

    Are you the Judean People's Front? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  4. A friend of mine in high school was coming back from the beach doing about 88 in a 65 on I-85. The cop pulled him over and said "Son, that's the interstate number, not the speed limit." He replied "Oh, Thanks, it's a good thing you caught me before I got on Route 460." The cop laughed and just told him to slow down. I've only been pulled twice that I didn't get a ticket. Both of them were by plain clothes officers that were just trying to put a scare into me. One I passed going almost 100 on the way home from college on (ironically) Route 460. Every other time I got a ticket. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  5. Thanks, the car has "personality" * No outside handle on the left rear passenger door * Outside handle on the driver's door is hanging by one hinge * Driver's window doesn't roll down with out pushing and the crank falls off * Trunk is useless due to leaks But I couldn't resist the paint job and it is my first stick shift car. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  6. Z-PO, Yike's!!! I was gonna trade a guy my Sabre 210 for one of those. Jumped it 5 times and got slammed everytime. After the first 3 I did clear and pulls form whatever altitude I could get a pass at. Flew nice but not alot of flare on the one I was on. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  7. Well my rig is worth more than my car, but I only paid $350 for it. It just hit 222,222 miles and is still going. I have a RV van as well, and it is worth alot more than the rig. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  8. Actually if you ever have a desire to take off all your clothes and run around.... Drink Windex.... It prevents streaking.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  9. ???????????? Please elaborate.... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  10. I'd feel old too if I jumped rounds and balloon suits in 2004...
  11. I ended up with 4 Lou (Who could have known how appropriate carra dano would be) with LewMonst 3 others that I became the father of just because I was there with Gravitacion Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  12. Eliana, Andy, Jeremy, and Craig. We did a 5-way freefly jump together. I didn't even realize it was Craig Girard until he signed my logbook. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  13. Chile Relleno was funny when he said "Uh, Cajones, we already have a Whuffo Rodriguez..." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  14. Hey sorry...i know for my Init Sat night i REFUSED to be topless...if you don't like it too bad It's not required for bumpy brothers.... Just encouraged and appreciated...
  15. No Airspeed initiations. I dropped the ball on that one. I had a name for Eliana and Betsy was going to help with the rest. I never caught up with them after my freefly jump with them. I on;y saw them the first night at the party tent. I'm sure they were going back to their hotels soon after sunset. Besides, they should be initiated at the Bent Prop Salloon.
  16. And after meeting you... You could still be sexy wearing a garbage bag...
  17. No, no, no. It goes: "It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt. Then it's fucking hilarious!" You're both wrong: It goes: "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Then it's a sport!" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  18. FUCK the Rodriguez Brothers! PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEE!!!!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  19. What happened to that? I never saw Cara on the alter? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  20. Despite being plastered you enjoyed them? Initiations are always fun. Now for a PSA: If you recently became a Rodriguez Brother come out to the official site http://www.rodriguezbrothers.com and fill in your info and submit a picture. We have a little bulletin board over there as well. Remember: you are only truly a bastard child if you are on the site, if your name doesn't show up within a week of your initiation, or you were told you were a brother a long time ago contact your parents and get them to add you. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  21. But occasionally you do fall... I get knocked down But I get up again You're neva gonna Keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're neva gonna Keep me down Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  22. I seriously doubt that will happen. Don Kirlin was laughing that a few times that he got stopped by security to see his band... even when wearing his hat.
  23. Good idea As far as the music, we need some new Rantoul Radio songs. Disco Duck is funny once or twice but more modern and diverse would be good too. WTF was that September 11th song? That's just what I want to hear before I jump. Next year we should get L-39 jumps for the price of a B-17... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  24. Bolas

    Soapy tit wank

    Was that used to sign a logbook? Edited to add: Blumpkin Twins Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.
  25. Now, THAT is some funny shit!!! You are sooo much fun, Sunny! Almost as funny as her yelling "YOU LICKED MY BOOB?" in the dz.com tent while a few people walked by... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.