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GHB is a "date rape" drug and has nothing to do with hGH. GHB Synthetic hGH is produced in a lab from recombinant DNA, natural hGH (now banned by the FDA) is produced by extracting the hormone from cadavers. "Bitch tits" are produced from testosterone conversion to estradiol and have nothing to do with hGH. Big head, elognated chin - I dont know where you get that from. Overdosing hGH can cause acromegaly (enlargement of hands and feet), it has no effect on your head or chin. What exactly is "real monkey HGH"??? I think you should start reseaching a few facts before you go making posts like this.

I dont know, but Id sure hate them running around my house!!!

Dont worry, for most people, thats one too many.

OK, its 4:58 PM here, Arizona time, Saturday afternoon, not too late. Great vibes dude, youre the greatest!!!! Couldnt happen to a better person! You deserve it!!! Id just do anything if I had a Vector-3 with a skyhook, man I would feel so lucky, but cant afford one.

Rhino, Yes, I do. By doctors perscription, I inject 1.25 IU every other day (brand = Saizen). FYI - if you see an hGH product that you dont have to inject with a syringe, ie spray under your tongue or whatever else, then it is NOT hGH, it is a scam. Or it is amino acids which are thought to release hGH from your pituitary gland, but not enough of an amount to make a difference in output. You can only get hGH in this country by perscription, non script hGH is a ripoff and is not hGH. hGH (human growth hormone) or SOMATROPIN, is released by your pituitary gland and decreases with age, which is one of the factors that is most responsible for aging. Growth hormone will bind to active sites on your liver causing it to release IGF-1, a hormone that is responsible for, among other things, fat reduction and increase in lean muscle mass. Hormone balancing with hGH is thought to arrest the aging process, and also to cause a certain amount of age regression, ie on the 'average' 10 years in less than one year. It works, but not the same for everyone. A perscription will require you to have an IGF-1 test, if male test for PSA, and a blood sugar test. For more info: Topical briefings - Society of Endocrinology There is a non-profit organization that will send hGH to you, by your own doctors persription or you can use thier doctor. I used to buy from them (in quantity) but now get it from a local doctor. This is the lowest cost way to obtain it, however, they only take people by referral. I am still a member and can refer someone into membership. Somatropinonline.com

I neve could see why someone would want to have a "pet rat", yyyukk! Those things can bite the shit out of you.

going in as a e3 which isnt too bad E-3 = PFC (Private First Class) - same thing as a Private only you get paid a little more...it isnt too good. "high altitutude low opening" its a banch of the airborn and is considered the "elite" its very tough to get into but once your in its an amazing ride you do 30,000FT oxygen jumps at night travel up to 250 miles via parachute Whats he gonna have, a motor on his parachute??? and do alot of high intensity missions...i really hope i get into that..... These Army recruiters bullshit someone like there is no end to tomorrow, and all this sounds to me exactly where this is comming from. This is unmistakably Army recruiter bullshit, some recruiter spewing out a lot of hot air and BS not having even the slightest idea of WTF he is talking about, pure and simple bullshit. This guy must just be suckin' it right up through a straw.

BB is a really terrific chick and this was in bad taste...post deleted.

um, no they don't. Cow farts are contributing to greenhouse gases not to the destruction of the ozone layer. Those are two seperate things. Get your ecological disasters straight, dude! And then theres farting on airplanes...more greenhouse gasses. Another way in which skydiving affects the ozone layer.

This could put tanning salons out of business...

Bring a laptop and do both.

This is whats called being "burnt out", went through the same thing last several months. You know everything comes in phases, when you do it every day you get burnt out for a while but then eventually you start getting back on track. Thats just the way it is, dont worry about it.

Dang it were you hitting on the female instructors again...or the packers? LOL What female instructors? I think youre pretty cute, not to mention a really badass skydiver and I can say that youre pretty impressive, no doubt about it. You know who I was hitting on.

I know one at Eloy. She hates my guts but shes pretty hot.

Dont forget about the 'farting on the airplane' scene, that one's a must. Ill volunteer for it, Ill be on the plane on a tandem, not hooked up yet, then somebody farts really bad. Then I say, "THAT ONE F*in' STUNK...MAN IM OUTTA HERE!!! (leaps out) WHOAAAAA!!!!! ...splat.... TM to whoever supposedly farted: "Great, I just lost another one of my students with you on the plane..." whoever supposedly farted to TM: "It wasnt me dude it was her..." So we have 3 more characters here, the TM and "whoever supposedly farted" and "the girl whoever supposedly farted was referring to"...

Hey thanks!!!!

Does anyone remember a post with a pic of a tandem exiting from a wing strut??? I cant find this...

Here's an American joke...John McCain wants to be president

Im not totally in the dark, I just sent my sister and her husband to Tahiti where I was planning to go but blew it off. Im happy in my own little world for the time being, but I can tell you Im planning on a trip there and/or to Easter Island off the coast of Chile. Planning on doing some mountain climbing up through the island of Moorea (where my sis went), paddling out to motus in outrigger canoes, and she told me about these women...dont know when thats going to be, time, money, cant do everything. Matter of fact, I think Ill start a thread and post some pics she bought back.

Good job, Gary! I must say, very well done. Me? I already am in shape. Round. Ciels- Michele Michele, I think youre just being modest, I know you to be a pretty terrific girl so give yourself some credit.

So I take it your not in the habit of seeing people standing on beaches in wetsuits with a Santa Claus hat on, acting stupid??? Nowwhere but Cal. lots of places besides cali...you should get out more... Lots of places my ass, Cali kicks ass and then some! I get out and thats where I get out...aint shit to do here except climb moutains.

So I take it your not in the habit of seeing people standing on beaches in wetsuits with a Santa Claus hat on, acting stupid??? okay here's the deal...I lose the Santa Claus hat, the glass of champaign, and even the stupid shiteatin' smile, but in exchange for that I at least get to be Keanu Reeves with moderate hair loss.

this picture and a certain character he's well known for... That does not look like John Lovitz! A cross between Bozo the Clown and Pee-Wee Herman maybe...but John Lovitz? I dont think so....

...and let that be a lesson...next time its your monitor! my vote for you would be John Lovitz John Lovitz? Where do you get that from???

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father. John McCain said that.