jumprunner

OK, back to this, got side tracked for a while. 1. Tourmaline may not be the best spot, but its my spot, and I dont see too many kooks out on the point or cove. Shows you how much you know about Tourmo. 2. What is this shit about "picking you up at the dropzone"? Are you f*ing crazy????? OK everybody get this. I hate this dude with an extreme passion, and he wants me to come pick him up at the DZ. Maybe I should buy you dinner too? Get your own ride out to Tourmo. This is competition and I am not 'your friend', I am your worst nightmare. And dont go on with this "I wont" shit, I will give you advance notice of when and what time Ill be there and you be there with your board...no excuses! Period. Be there. And try not to forget your board. 3. Youre not going surfing "with me", youre not doing anything "with me". The game plan is, paddle out on the cove, when a big one comes in, we both take off and go at it. Last one standing wins. Oh, and um, there are no rules 4. This is competition between two people that hate each other, and you cant get more competitive than that. The loser in this match walks away in shame, and I dont play to lose. You can bet on it. Will see you there. And be there. No excuses.

It generally works better if you make the friends first. Why don't you take a breather for a while, read the forums, the rules, etc. and get a feel for the vibe around here. You may just find this is a really cool place to hang out. You just have to have respect. Chris Theres a lot more people here I like and only a minor few I dont like, the way it is most anywhere I go. Its like I said to one poster, you gotta have at least a few enemies in the world...keeps you on your toes and keeps you from getting old.

I dont wanna be "stylin" anymore, getting tired of everyone calling me that I hate that name. Its jumprunner, not the most creative name in the world but one I can finally live with.

What do you mean "fantasy"? I was serious about that. As far as yall being a freaky bunch, well, I never found people I fit in with so well in my life. Yall should be worried about that.

Oh no problem at all, I get the picture. Its okay for her to blatently insult me and call me a loser and a complete dumbass, but its not okay for me to say anything back. Thats fine with me, let it happen that way and Im game. Just goes to let me know who my friends are, and who they arent. Its always nice to know these things.

They weren't personal attacks. Trust me, if Michele decided to rain on your parade, you'd know it. That and the fact that she's the only person on this website with explicit approval to make a personal attack on someone shows her remarkable restraint. Naw, telling me Im a loser and I dont have any balls or brains...thats not a personal attack. That is, not a personal attack on you since it was directed at me, so I guess its okay as long as she wasnt criticizing you, right? I think I get the picture.

But...but...that's not what you said in your emails, Chris! Ciels- Michele Id appreciate it if you wouldnt call me by my first name, we are not friends here, okay?

OK, I did what you requested, the posts retaliating against the personal attacks on me by "Michele" are deleted. WTF, they are just postings from someone I cant stand anyways, WTF do I care what she thinks?

Um, he's talking about sneaking up behind a total stranger and licking her pussy. I'd say that's pretty ballsy! Go for it, jumprunner! My hats off to ya! Wait til he goes to take a piss then make your move. OK, now yall are getting worse than I am. Nope, dont think I want to compete with yall on this subject, I know better than that by now.

Okay Mr. Stylin... I'll piss in your direction. First off, I do not hide. You can bring your fatass to SoCal anytime. Yeah, I talk a lot, but I've jumped with people who frequent this website. So, it was only a 15 way rw record, but at least I was on it. You have a long way to go buddy. You are funny though. I bet you cannot name one person here on dz.com who has seen you at a dropzone. BTW, it's "a lot," two fucking words. Learn to spell, then learn to skydive. ...and in case you were wondering, your post was quite entertaining. Firstoff, I dont go to SoCal to skydive, I go to Eloy to skydive (when I can afford it), I dont think youre going to find me at a dropzone in SoCal, unless they recently just built one at Tourmoline. I think you know what I had in mind, and I wasnt referring to skydiving, and I could care less about your 15 way rw whatever. Anyway, we could sit here and argue, but that would be a waste of time....my time. Ill let you know when Im going to be out at Tourmo and since you "do not hide", I guess Ill be seeing you there with your "BZ board". My guess is you just dont have the guts to meet me out there with your board, but we'll see. Any dz.commers want to see a good show? Well youre invited...bring your shades, sunscreen, towel and watch the games begin!!! Man, Im gonna love this...

As to being home on a Friday, I notice that you are, as well. A bit of kettle calling pot black, I'd surmise. Well I guess that shows us how "smart" you must be. Im at work, working late, miss "exquisite intellectual taste". And Sharkie, I will hopefully get out there sometime during this week - maybe wednesday or thursday...wanna go sit with me? A woman asking a guy out??? You really are desperate arent you? Go out with her Sharkey, she's lonely and she needs you!

Well, after that she DOES jump on the weekends and the occaisional weekday. I've jumped with her. Besides, that's more than your 2 minutes of tandem freefall. According to her articles...not without pissing in her pants on her way out the door. FYI - not all my jumps are "tandems" hotshot. I may get an adrenaline release going out the door, but you can ask any of the instructors Ive jumped with, I dont whine about it either. Moreover, Ive gotten nothing but complements on the way Ive skydived. As far as jumping every weekend, 'some' people cant afford it, and in case you havent noticed, Im not one of those "quitters" who cop out on surfing because they cant handle it. From AZ, it does take quite a bit of money. You know, its like all of your other posts...you talk alot, but you dont show me much, just a lot of talk and nonsense. And I know when I get out to Cal youll be hiding in your little corner, because you know you dont have what it takes to back up what you say.

Bathroom stall stuff, huh? I noticed you didnt have any problem reading it, so if its all so unbecomming to your exquisite "intellectual taste", then exactly why were you reading it? Getting tired of watching repeat runs of "The Love Boat"? More brains, more balls, and more imagination. Exactly what would you know about brains, balls, and imagination? The articles you wrote about your skydiving endeavors seem to be lacking all three. Especially the "balls" part.

Yeah, what Viking said! And since I no longer have anyone to come home to, my libido is in overdrive. Anyone interested in being my "rebound man"? I nominate Zennister

I work in an office...that would worry me. Unless, by chance, one of those feet belonged to a girl....then Id sleep safely at night knowing what a cool workplace this must be.

At work???? Not too many things would freak me out, but that one would. It could be worse, what if one pair of those feet belonged to your boss? Start looking for another job...

Lock such an educational thread like this??? Naaaawwww

Well in that case...EEEWWWWW, YUUUUUKKKKK!!!!

I second that. Sure hope I never grow out of my sex drive...cause I like it!!! OK, so its Friday late afternoon, and most everyones gone home from work, including the sexiest chicks here. I sure hate it when the week ends. Couting on meeting more chicks on the mountain tomorrow morning, thats always the fun part of climbing when you can catch your breath. When you can catch your breath. Another one with no $$$ and no jumping. Piss on it.

sooo i take it your an ass man Ass man, maybe, but its mainly on the direction in which the crotch area is approached when you slide your tongue in the right place... Ofcourse, tits should be enjoyed first, if there is enough time, if not, save them for desert!!! I always try to get milk out of them but never can, but its fun trying!!! Yea!

Hang in there, for one day, we will both achieve victory....VICTORY UNDER ASS!!! We'll designate a holliday for it...call it...VA Day!!! Yahoooooo!!!!!!

that's beautiful. I like the line "I'd like to wear you as a hat" Yes, it is. She has this ass that is, you might say, 'natural', perfect, but in a 'natural' way, very sexy young girl, very sexy ass, its like the kind of chick that doesnt "try" to have a nice ass but just naturally has a nice sexy ass, although she doesnt really realize it. And she usually wears these loose, summertime shorts, that are not too loose but not too tight around her ass, but short. I can picture my face pressed in the middle of her soft sexy ass, breathing in deeeeply, that wonderful, primal, sexy smell which activates an instant and unrelenting rise..........mmmmmmmm.......smells like.........victory This may take some time and clever manuevers, but then again, good things dont come easy, and niether should her ass! Somehow I get the impression she knows I keep looking at her ass, because she keeps giving me this smile every time she walks by, as if to say, "I know what youre looking at..."

Thats the problem, end up in a fight and you can forget about the ass cause youre not going to get it. All youre going to get is 86ed and told not to come back. The object here is SEX, not violence.

Always happy to share, so if you can think of a way to strategically hit on her if I see her again (the dude being there) than maybe I can share how she tastes. There is another one, concerning a chick at work I mentioned in a previous post, real young with an ass not to be described. Oh yea, and this chick 'knows' I like her, I can tell by the way she acts. The objective: get her to sit on my face...will take some strategy and planning and yall can help. More on this later...

***WARNING*** The sexual content of this thread may be suitable for skydivers... OK, take a break, chill out, and let me talk about a very nice fantasy I had last Friday. Went to lunch at Zipps down the street from where I work to get a sandwich and play pool. So Im playing pool, and theres an older chick there with this guy, she had a relatively short (halfway down to her knees) skirt on, from what I could speculate, they worked together but werent married and not her boyfriend, I believe they were both married but possibly messing around. Anyway, I finish a few games and sit down to eat next to where they were. So she bends over the table directly in front of me (her butt directly facing me) to take a shot, and lo and behold, she wasnt wearing any underwear! Yep, no mistake about it, that chick was all but butt naked under that skirt, as she bent over the table, boy did I get a prime view of her bare ass!