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ROFLMFAOPIMP! Yeah. That's it. Ciels- Michele Keep dreamin' baby and maybe your dreams will come true. Someday.

Uh, nooo, after one home run its all over with. Okay since you bought it up, I had the chance to get laid when this really young chick I was talking to came in the room to use the bathroom, I was lying on the bed talking to her, the others were sleeping, she was wasted and started talking kind of loud. Had to abort it, but close calls do count for something. Id get fussed at if we were screwing on the lower bunk, which was then unoccupied, and the others woke up. Gotta do things quietly man. Its not that easy to get laid there, you have a lot of people around you, if you go out to the beach there are people watching you, no privacy at all. Just like being in a bunkhouse, only the one at Eloy made this place look like the Hilton! But I got to flirt around with a lot of young, good looking chicks, and it was about a shitload of fun. And I got to be an exibitionist which I like doing, stripping down in front of women, ect. Then there was one chick, a little older though, I think around 28 who was all over me at PB after I put her on my board, and right in front of her date, who didnt seem to mind. Again, no where to go, dammit! Better luck next time, which shoud be in about 3 weeks. There was a lot of chicks there, need to figure out how to deal with this privacy situation.

Well if there isnt any interest I dont want to post it. Besides, I hit up on so many chicks there I cant post everything about everyone of them without writing a book about it, so I have to know the parts everyone wants to hear.

She was going to say that she is crazy about me and just worships the ground I walk on, and she's so frustrated that Ive been hitting on younger girls and not her. Too bad sweetie, gotta wait in line like everyone else!

Ohhh, well, now with that attitude all I can say is youve heard the introduction but not the sublime details. I was waiting for the interest before posting it, but Im not going to now. Next time...be nice.

Okay, so no awnsers to this thread, doesnt anyone want to know anything about the hot chicks I got to flirt (and sleep in the same room with)? This is a skydiving forum, isnt it? Whats wrong with you people, are you turning asexual or something?

And you eat this right before freefalling? Remind me to bring my unbrella next time out...

Try farting in a wetsuit sometime...gives better floatation

\ Now thats funny. Thats the kind of response Id expect from Bill Gates.

The best thing he could have done was to not have gotten himself in that kind of situation in the first place. Uhm, now where have I heard that before???

Sorry, drank up all the beer in SoCal last week in the form of yeager bombs. You can dig up the sources yourself by doing a little searching, but I wont argue about it, whether it is about persecuting Christians, limiting the freedoms of individuals, or whatever, what it isnt about is the safety of the population or to reduce crime, especially since it has been shown to actually increase the crime rate in every country that has banned private weapons. Ill leave it to you to search for that one too. Maybe you can start here: Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership You Won the Battle But Lost the War So if you want to argue with somebody about it or call somebody a troll, maybe you can do that with someone who spent some time in a Nazi death camp. Doesnt sound to me like youve heard much about anything. But I guess you just know it all since youve had so much experience in that area. Heres' something from the JFPO website just in case youre too lazy to look up things for yourself (and keep in mind...I didnt say it, Im just citing it): JPFO is bringing our powerful gun ownership message to television. Like it or not, millions of people watch and get their information from TV. So we're developing a gripping documentary film showing how victim disarmament kills people. Certainly it will tell the history of evil governments using "gun control" schemes to disarm and then murder a targeted group. But it will do more. This film will show how "gun control" in America and other countries is getting innocent people killed right now. Instead of promoting self-defense, governments continue to gather power to themselves while enacting laws that mandate victim disarmament and that leads to incalculable human misery. Maybe you shoud visit a Nazi death camp sometime instead of sitting on this forum and rambling on with your nonsense, that way you may actually learn something about "targeted individuals". Since you like being such a proponent of gun control, you might want to know where our gun control laws come from: Your federal government even passed a "gun-control" law (the Gun Control Act of 1968) based directly on the Nazi law that Sen. Thomas Dodd had the Library of Congress translate for him. He had to have it translated, out of German.

If I remember bible studies correctly. Christ was a pacifist.. render unto Ceasar etc.....I dont think he carried a Roman Short Sword( ancient version of the Glock) under that long flowing robe they wore. I myself am FAR from being an athiest having been educated in parochial schools. I cant STAND modern churches that blur the line between government and christianity. AS far as Koresh and Jim Jones et al..... I do believe in a certain chapter and verse.... there is that little part about.... " In the latter days there will arise many FALSE prophets" Anyone watched the Right Wing TV evangelists lately??? There are your false prophets in the flesh. They are not far removed from being the cultists. OH and before the flames start.. I am a gun owner/ user and NRA member and a veteran and a liberal who believes in human rights for ALL people. Amazon Ditto! I cant agree with you more. This isnt about Koresh, Jim Jones, religion and Christ are two different things, religion is based on idolitry and they use Christ to make themselves legitimate. Im not a church goer at all, dont listen to any TV or any other kind of evangelism, and dont have a religion. Im actually against going to church period since Christ rebelled against the church. Anyway, I can go on an on. But about the "creepy zone", Id say things are getting pretty creepy...the UN, one world government, world financial system, solution to end hunger throughout the world, looks to me like its comming down. Also, believing in human rights does not make you a liberal, being socially destructive does. I dont have any problem with liberals as long as they dont try to force their beliefs on me, either through politics or otherwise. Anyway, whatevers happening, noone can change it, so you worry about skydiving, Ill worry about surfing and maybe skydiving, and we'll leave it at that. Focus on something you can change, not something you cant.

Excuse my bluntness, but this is a load of crap. What about the Christian "left-wingers" that support gun control? What about the people that are trying to preserve your ability to own guns, despite your own best efforts to alienate them? If you think this is a special plot against Christianity, perhaps your senses are a bit skewed. What cause are you accusing me of having? In the context of this conversation, I've said: If we have a law, we ought to enforce it. We have lots of laws we shouldn't. I'm not pushing for the specific ban of any weapons. All Americans are not agreed on firearm issues. Which of those is the "cause" I'm taking up. Please clarify. I'd love to know. Gun control targets those law abiding people who own guns who use them for self defense, hunting, target shooting, ect. It does absolutely nothing to even remotely affect criminals with guns, since they would not be affected by registration at all. I think it would be pretty idiotic to imagine a criminal registering his gun because its the law. So you end up with a disarmed population that has absolutely no defense against crime, and a field day for those criminals who are still armed. And please dont tell me the police are here to protect you, the police arent there to protect anyone, they handle crimes after the fact (after it happens), not before. tell the American public that their local police force does not have - and never had - a duty to protect the average person, according to the U.S. Supreme Court and state Supreme Courts or Courts of Appeal; - Aaron Zelman - Speech to NRA Board If someone breaks into your house, do you really think the cops are going to be there in time to save your life? In most parts of town, it takes them at least an hour if not more to show up if they show up at all. It takes less than a minute for someone to break into your house and kill you. So what is the logic behind gun control? To stop crime? Obviously not, as we have just seen. So what are the real motives? Maybe you can explain that. I dont know any Christian organizations that sponsor gun control, they usually avoid the issue altogether whereas they are more involved with trying to promote belief in Christ. As for you, you can believe in what you want, you can be an athiest, or maybe a devil worshiper, whatever you are its your God given choice to be that, and I support it because its God's will. But, when people like you try to force your own choices on others, especially through things like disarmement followed by violence and threats, it becomes a different ballgame altogether. If you want to go to hell, then go there, but I wont be joining you. Thats something you need to understand. On this note: What cause are you accusing me of having? Im not accusing you of anything. What Im trying to say is that I know the real motive behind gun control, basically, it leads to the day when you want to take my life if I dont change by beliefs in accordance with yours. I just wish yall would stop covering up your real motives and state what youre trying to do. And dont tell me that this is all BS when it has already happened in several African countries...gun control, weapons bans, making private firearms illegal, then Christians getting tortured and killed for their beliefs. Thats the pattern. Ofcourse the process would take a lot longer in more developed countries like the US, but the end result is the same in the long run.

In a speech at the annual meeting of the G8, Brazil's President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva pushed the arms-sales tax as a scheme whereby the world's wealthiest nations could fund efforts to eliminate world hunger, Bloomberg News reported earlier this week. The G8 countries are U.S., UK, France, Germany, Italy, Canada, Japan and Russia. Quoting the Brazilian paper Folha de S. Paulo, Bloomberg reported that Lula said such taxes would create "a global fund capable of giving food to those who are hungry and for creating the conditions to end the causes of hunger." Doesnt this sound a bit apocolyptic? I really think the problem here goes way, way beyond the possession of firearms. These actions by the UN are in accordance with what is in Revelations. And when will people finally come to realize, it isnt just your guns they want. You must be silly if you think theyre going to stop there. Its your soul they want. In many African countries, Christians are being threatned to either give up thier beliefs or die, or be tortured to death. The latest one I heard of is the act of hammering nails into the skulls of anyone who didnt immediately choose to give up Christian beliefs and convert to Muslim beliefs. The act of first removing any defenses you might have is the first step into this type of progression. Left wingers who want gun control are basically people who are adversaries to Christianity, they want this kind of disarmement so that it will be easier to persecute anyone with Christian beliefs, eliminating any way for them to fight back and survive the outcome. This is what gun control is all about, and this is the only purpose it serves, it serves no other purpose. Its also the reason why gun control fanatics never go after criminals with guns, they obviously dont support Christian beliefs. Its only the law abiding type that they are after, the ones who dont propose any kind of threat to society, who may use firearms as a means of survival when the situation arises. Why dont you just admit what you really are Mr Fields...another athiest with a cause.

Havent you ever seen 'Point Break'?

Sir, You may be entitled to your opinion, and this may be the opinion of many Americans, but I know that the reasoning behind opinions like this are to create a dictorial govt which will enslave the freedoms of its population, this is your goal and this is what you and people like you want to see happen. So hopefully, you will never get your way. "Give me freedom or give me death" - Thomas Jefferson I support what he said and like many, I will live by it. If you or people like you want my guns, then my freedom, you will have to kill me for it. Death is scary when youre jumping out of a plane for the first time not knowing whats going to happen, it is much less scary when I see nothing to live for because I have to live under a dictorial govt, and under the circumstances, I wouldnt be in the slightest bit afraid to die. Those that want my freedom, guns, or anything else I own, and plan on comming after it, my question is: under the circumstances, are you afraid to die? If the UN plans on collecting arms in this country, they are going to have a serious problem.

Confiscation. Not hard when you have the list of people who own them and what they own. Registration always leads to confiscation, which is the underlying, intended purpose of registration.

Dont forget the NAACP.

Im afraid you may have a point here, the US may very well be its own worst enemy. This is not to say they are necessarily backed by the US govt, but moreso by Americans with a lot of political and financial clout, and by the democrats.

This is interesting. Unfortunately, in this superficial world, people for the most part are completely judged by the way they look, and by thier imperfections, and when any one of thier imperfections become evident, the rest of their accomplishments/ positive characteristics become nil. Even more unfortunate, are those people who are perfect, have the perfect hair, the perfect bod, the perfect physical features, all the result of the right genetics they were born with. And these people have the unfortunate experience of realizing that the only reason why they get respect is because of the way they look, not because of their accomplishments which are always seen as something "on the side" in addition to what they get respect for. But, thats the way it is, and you can either like it or hate it, but it will never change. I always say be proud of your own accomplishments in this life, and every once in a while you will run into someone who thinks youre pretty kick ass. Doesnt happen often, but it does happen.

Yall are gonna love this. This time I was staying at a youth hostile right on the beach, you have to share a small, cramped room with 3 bunk beds with 5 other people. So when I checked in, I saw that the other 5 beds were occupied. When the others came in, I found out that not one of them were male.

They wont tell you until an offer is made, but the salaries are pretty competitive for this state. My position is Sr Software Engineer which ranges from 54-92K, web developer is probably somewhere along that category since it involves working on one of their distributed software products.

Yea, dont go on Monday night, the hot spot clubs are open Wed thru Sat and are definitely worth it. Luxor will give you a line pass if youre staying there.

oop...theres another 10 cents...yall keep it up and Im gonna get rich...

Tomorrow Ill be in Cali heaven, then back to Arizona hell to pay for all the sins I committed. Just now getting done paying for the last trip.