jumprunner

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  1. Are you kidding? Rip Curl started out in the surfboard, not apparel business, they are world famous for their boards. There wouldnt be a Rip Curl if there werent Rip Curl surfboards. Micheal Andrews is a Rip Curl shaper, world known, and as you were stating, he shapes for the pros. I know a local shaper in La Jolla, and yea he's good, real good, and well known in the area. He did the AquaGlide, and has done another for me. But, I want the world famous name brand. Im not saying that Rip Curl would have the best board and that a local shaper couldnt outdo them. What I am saying is Rip Curl isnt just a brand...its an attitude with a lot of history behind it, and its the company that made the boards that initially ruled the waves. Last point...these boards arent really "commercial" in the sense youre talking about. I know what youre referring to because Im familiar with these types of boards, and I dont buy them. (they are also a lot more expensive). This is different. Rip Curl does, and I say does custom shape boards by request. The models you see there arent written in stone, they are styles only, and come with customized thickness, length, nose rocker, ect. at costomers request. I have my sights on a 6'8 in the High Performance Shortboard style. Rip Curl kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. well first he'd need to actually make a jump with a parachute on his own back seriously though, no board is going to get you out there as a pro. Its not the board that surfs its the dude (or dudette) on it. 1. I did go down with a parachute on my back. 2. I know that, I want a high performance board so I can surf like a pro. The more hp the board is, the harder its going to be to balance on, this sharpens your skills, helps develop better leg muscles, ect. and leads to some pretty radical shit. The board makes a difference, you cant gain that from a wide long board. The dude (dudette) is going to get better with a more hp board, if you want to get real good, you use that, not something you could have a picnic on. If you want to get better you gotta work harder, and the not-so-hp boards arent going to make you do that.
  3. Dude, you just took a jab at a friend of mine. I don't look kindly on that. I would nail you with a personal attack right now, but I don't want to stoop to your level. Have a good night. Chris And whats wrong with dressing up like Dolly Pardon? I was going to say something here...but I think it would constitute a personal attack. Darn it I had a great comeback.
  4. Look who's talking... Question: Have you ever looked in the mirror and stared a moron straight in the face? That was just a question, not a personal attack.
  5. Nope. The victims here are the rest of us who have to read your drivel. Why you post here is beyond my ken, why you are allowed to post here is even more beyond my ken. Then why dont you go find yourself a blindfold so I dont have to listen to your whining.
  6. Okay, my mistake, I thought you were addresssing me. Gee I dont know....can he dress up like Dolly Pardon?
  7. Oh...so thats how I get a date with you! Guess I better start saving up... Guess that new surfboard will just have to wait... PS - now I have to say "Im kidding" because you always take me seriously
  8. I think its pretty clear what my issue is...see, you didnt read the post clearly enough. So read it and stop putting your own words into it. It isnt about me bashing gays, its about me geting bashed for not being such a good Victorian when it comes to talking about women and then being called stupid shit like "stalker, lonely, desperate" just because Im talking about women. Im the victim here. And it isnt just a "this forum" thing, its about today's society in general. I just happen to be mouthing off about it here.
  9. You might ask some of the gay guys here....but I'm guessing that you are probably flattering yourself and they wouldn't be interested. Load off my mind...
  10. Skysurfing isnt the same thing as surfing. I thought about pursuing it but was kind of turned off when I heard its a lot more dangerous than conventional skydiving. My two cents...regular ol' skydiving is plenty dangerous enough for me, Ill just stick with that. Besides skysurfing's too much for me...shit dude Im old! Not what I used to be 20 years ago.
  11. Wanna bet??? Ever seen an arial back flip? Shortboarding's all about "dropping"...that is what yall like doing isnt it?
  12. Just got off the phone with the Rip Curl outlet in San Clemente, Im deciding on the Rip Curl High Performance Shortboard, I need something thats eventually going to get me out there as a pro. One in stock is a 6'6 with more of a pin tail, greater maneuverablility for hollow waves, short ride, the other for longer swells, 6'8, thicker squash tail, more stable, but still a high performance shortboard. Ive already got two surfboards and one on the way from a local shaper. With the Rip Curl, WTF do I need with the others? Fuck the others!!! So what do yall think about this and the others? Also, I might get rid of one board because of the Rip Curl board, the AquaGlide, very wide, shortboard with the stability of a longboard. Anyone interested in taking up shortboarding? I could name a pretty good price. The other is a 7'2 gun from Florida, very expensive, I think Ill keep that one and not pick up the other one, just want these two boards and thats it. Last pic: just thought I might throw that in
  13. Have I told you how much I love you lately. You are too damn cool. Because you just "come off" that way dude. You should probably give it a rest. I "come off" that way since Im a guy who likes women and likes talking about women (now how many guys have I known that like talking about women...guess theres more than one of me out there...watch out!!!) So tell me this...if instead of talking about going down on chicks, I talked about going down on guys.....would I still "come off" that way? I think the awnser to that question is pretty obvious. If you like girls and youre not Victorian about it, you must be a real sicko pervert. Welcome to todays world....it really sucks!!! Beam me up anytime now. Oh, and uh, next time I go to a dz....remind me not to drop the soap in the shower???
  14. Well there you have it, my point proven in this thread. Everyone thinks Im a real sicko pervert deranged maniac stalker, ect., and why? Because Im a guy who likes having oral sex with chicks (see the end of the 'Sexual Fantasies' thread). And boy do I get slammed over and over again for that. And now we have the guys on guys, fuck him up the ass, shit all over the place thread. And the response here? Everything normal, perfectly acceptable. Nooo, nobody here is a sicko maniac pervert, just me since I like women. And ofcourse when I talk about women, that in itself must mean Im "lonely, desperate" and that makes me a stalker. Wooooo, watch out for me! Something must be wrong with me liking the opposite sex like that.
  15. That was gross...and youre calling me sick and lonely??? Okay, whatever. I think this particular thread is about over for me. Yall have fun.
  16. Oh great...Ive gone from 'EXTREMELY lonely in a sexual way' to 'empty'. Boo hoo hoo....Im sooo empty, waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Some fine looking chick have mercy on me and come jump me so that I too can be fullfilled
  17. Hey you think so? EXTREMELY huh? And sexually! So thats why I keep talking about things like this, because Im soooooo lonely in a 'sexual way' That must explain my intense craving for French Vanilla ice cream. With strawberries!!!!!!!! Oh man, I love this forum, this is wayyy too much fun. And Id be more than happy to discuss this furthur, but the problem is, I never get any work done because of it. I think it is time for me to be EXTREMELY lonely so I can finally get something done before I get the ol' boot-a-rama. Dont want that again. I need to start getting serious about life, its about that time. At least for a few more weeks or so.
  18. See, its like this....it's everyone else that's sick and twisted...we're the normal ones!!!
  19. Umm, because youre whorney and youre getting off on it? Or worse, maybe youre as perverted as I am! Welcome to the jungle...
  20. Sue, sometimes I have to wonder if youre really all that Sad
  21. Now what @#%#%^$%$#%@@#$#$@#$@@#$#@$@#$@#$@#$@#$ asshole would take advantage of someone liket that?
  22. Strawberries!!!! OMG, dont get me started...
  23. Well it was very nice of you to bring me diet coke, and I really DID appreciate it! Mama and me...we's got a lot in common Betsy, Im joking But I still think youre hot, you know it!!! Next time maybe we can bail out together (he didnt like it last time because of the tandem)
  24. Tra la la la what a happy world we live in....tra la la la Mama's coming our way.... Well gee, you werent that happy when you met me! No tra la la, hmph! Now you got me drowning in my tears... (im kidding)
  25. Okay, lets review this. The woman was there with a guy, probably her friend from work, she wasnt wearing any underwear and I wanted to give her head. Now whats so confusing about that? I like giving women head. Also like 69s. Now if youre still confused, we can go into extreme detail. And you know how I am when I go into detail. but arent u the dood that ran away from the chicks????????confused, ill agree with that....... The Beatles also used to run away from dropdead beautiful chicks. They get awefully brave when theyre in large groups. Started to spin the skateboard around when one of them was shouting "hey sexy come here", but then saw the entire group of them comming out onto the boardwalk...you gotta be crazy to stick around for that. They looked pretty hungry. And if youre thinking these chicks in Cal, all theyre going to do is flirt around with you a little and get you turned on, Im afraid youre sadly mistaken. When they want to party, and theyre in large numbers, and youre wearing skimpy shit on the boardwalk and late at night, youre going to end up being the party. Get it now? A few chicks arent going to cross their boundries, a large number of them will. It all comes from a totally different perspective when youre the pursuee and no longer the pursuer.