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OMG - Normally I would have some kind of comeback here, but I cant even argue with this. Award two, least amount of life and most amount of arguing over really stupid stuff. Yep, just my nature to want to argue over really stupid stuff, which leads to the first point...least amount of life. The problem's been fixed now, and I have a life! Dont bother locking the thread, Im barely ever on here these days.

I cant beleive I had to ban my work IP to get anything done around there. But it worked! Now that I cant even look at the posts while at work Im actually being productive once again, now that Ive lost my escape from reality Im forced into focusing on what Im actually being paid for. I told another co-worker about this and showed him how Id had myself banned because I couldnt get anything done, dude almost had a laughter fit. Thx quade...you did a good thing, since Im too stupid to have any form of sef control and was fixing to get my ass in trouble. Now if I could just stop looking at chicks passing by my desk every 5 minutes... Oh well, one day at a time.

Okay, Im exhausted, having to carry on these stupid arguments at one time with too many people. Ill leave you to argue amogst yourselves.

Are my posts the only posts you monitor around here? And I dont suppose anyone else is being argumentative or obnoxous, huh? Yea, right, whatever. FYI - I thought I was interested in both, one at a time, but I guess youve decided to dictate to me what Im interested in. According to you, if I mention one thing at all about what some people think about a surfboard, then Im talking about surfing all the time. I dont suppose youve seen any posts from me about skydiving on the forum? Or maybe its because I put those posts in the appropriate place and you just forgot to look there? I will agree with you on one point...I havent made too many friends here, but even that tells me something productive, that I just dont get along with most people who skydive. As odd as that may seem. As far as banning me to give yourself a break, you might want to take a look at the next thread I post...you might be a bit surprised. It has to do with me not getting any work done because I keep using this forum as an "escape", its comming up any time now and I had this decision made since last night.

NOW it is. All I can say is, go away. Another question... is this more moulan roughe or can can dancer? i'm smart... too big to be a stripper though. Damnit, Vallerina & I were just about to sign up for lessons to. I "think" Im the one who started this thread so dont tell me to "go away", why dont you "go away". I dont think anyone around here asked for your opinion in the first place.

I dont mean to be rude, but: 1. There are a few surfers here, and, 2. This is Talkback and is not limited to skydiving. There are people here who talk about things not related to skydiving so I dont see where this thread is out of line. After all, we are talking about another extreme sport and Im asking for some opinions on a board Im fixing to make a choice on, and I seem to be getting it. If you can explain to me what harm this thread is doing to the forum and why we should censor any other extreme sport other than skydiving, then Ill personally request this thread to be locked or deleted. We're skydivers not surfers Who is "we"? Im afraid there are a few surfers here from Cal, and if "we" refers to all skydivers, then you should visit Sebastian sometime and count the number of skydivers that go surfing practically everyday. So I am unable to understand what youre getting at. And don't forget that you told me you would be less obnoxious. Hint, hint! I am at a loss to see anything at all that is obnoxious about surfing. I came on the forum originally because I started skydiving and was taking an interest in another extreme sport, other than surfing which I was already invovlved with. I absolutely dont see where being open minded about other extreme sports is being obnoxious, so if you are seeing anything wrong with that, please point that out. Im listening, but Im at a loss to see anything at all about being open minded to other sports. I also play racketball, is that also being obnoxious? Really, Andrea, I just dont understand where youre comming from with all of this so thats why Im asking. But Im getting the impression that what youre trying to say is that its "taboo" for anyone to be involved with any other sport if they plan on skydiving, and that I really dont understand. Again, not trying to be rude, just making a point.

Finally!!!

Well, instead of making sad attempts to try to do that, maybe you should do something productive and take up Bohling.

Well if it were a surfing forum Id probably be able to understand every other word At least around here people actually speak the English language. (Damn and I thought he was so Mr. Right) You didnt just think it!

God, are you???

The one sure way to not be funny is to claim you are..... OK Im not funny. Was that funny?

AND are 2 TOTALLY SEPARATE STATEMENTS. If your going to compare people keep them similar. Zenster was replying to your "injured by the first day" remark... he never said anything about pros not getting injured. Look @ skydiving. The same scenario could be used. If a new skydiver was injured the first day solo... they should get a coach. A pro skydiver is more likely to get hurt cause they're using more hp equipment. Jesh, apples to apples man! And AGAIN this is a SKYDIVIER'S forum. "injured by the first day" remark... Now isnt it clear Im exagerating? I got injured the first day from having to jump off the board before it dragged on the bottom and broke one of the fins, then I got rolled after being hit by a following wave on PB, after I came up I got hit by yet another, dragged on the bottom for about 50 feet, and came up bleeding profusely from a rip down my left arm. Didnt want to attract sharks so I quit for the better part of that day. You can get injured the first day, or any day. In my case, Id rather jump off the board and take a beating and protect the board. And I dont know why I even mention that on a skydiving forum...I think skydiving injuries are seldom something you can walk away from, surfing accidents are "usually" something you can walk away from.

Do you know who you are talking to he by no means is stupid OMFuckingG!!! BAWAAAHAAAAAAAAAA Thats HAS to be the funniest post EVER on DZ.com!!!! LMAO!!!!!! Now after some of my previous posts I find that quite insulting. Try the second funniest post...Im still in the lead.

You can always try! "drop-in" off the tailgate of a Casa! How's that go? Surf's up biotch! NOW THATS ORIGINAL! Very, very cool Surf's up biotch! Now why is it I have to go to a skydiving forum to pick up on expressions like that? I mean, really!

Ummm....I'm not sure cause I don't surf anything but parachutes...but....I don't think you are doing it right. If youre not injured by the first day, youre not doing it right. if you think thats true at all then you need to go buy a clue and a coach. i've been surfing on and off since i was 10. guess what? no injuries. other than the time i stood up on some coral and that was just stupid, nothing to do with surfing.. hate to say it (not really its actually kinda fun) but i really think you should start on yet another login name and go with my original suggestion.. 'posin' Is that right? Well, FYI - I always go out with the group, some of who are pro-surfers, two are world class surfers, one from Australia, the other who has placed first in every contest he's been in. Two of the pro-surfers have sustained serious injuries over the past year, one was in the hospital for almost three months at the first part of this year. But since youve never been injured, I guess from your post that would make you a world class surfer much better than they are since they get injured quite frequently. So I guess they are just posin' too, huh? There are also a lot of world class pro-surfers who get seriously injured on the Pipeline, so I take it from your post that they too are not anywhere near as good as you are and they are also just posin'. The group, has invited me to join them in Brazil this winter, and Ill be there, they also invited me out with them to Hawaii if they end up going there this summer. Funny how they are willing to go out with such a "poser" like me, huh? But I guess you just know me so much better than they do even though Ive been surfing with them for about a year now. Tell you what Im going to do, Im going to send the content of your post here to Rick one of the pro-surfers, just so I can get a kick out of what he says. Knowing him, I know this is going to have me rolling Then Im going to post his response here so everyone else can have a good laugh. I cant believe that post...

I thought that post was halarious..... but enough of this, this is a sexual thread and I dont want to lose control again, as I commonly do when it comes to that particular topic... But I do want to leave this thread with one thing.......French Vanilla ice cream tastes awefully good!!!

So what do yall think about the High Performance Shortboard style? Twenty posts and no input on that yet...and what about the others? Im gonna make a decision on this tomorrow and put down a depost, otherwise, go by the shop and pick the style and have them customize it to specs. Ill probably go for the former if I get too impatient about it, and I usually get too impatient about everything. The latter's probably a better idea.

What was HIS name? freeflir29. Dont get me started....you know how subtle I get when it comes to sexual threads....

Well there goes my sex drive

Ummm....I'm not sure cause I don't surf anything but parachutes...but....I don't think you are doing it right. If youre not injured by the first day, youre not doing it right.

What is that and how? I tried that and nothing's comming up.

One other thing....what do you think the new skateboard is for? Rides just like a shortboard....and its the best you can do while in Arizona. We dont all have the luxury of living in Cal, but that doesnt mean we aint worth a shit. You get out of it what you put into it, whether every day or whenever you can get out.

That sounds like a Javelin ad... Im not brainwashed....I did this to myself

Well excuse me for not living in California...its not up to me right now where I live. If it was Id be there now. Cal is very expensive, there is a recession right now, so Im working out of Arizona and doing the best I can with what I got. And thats all I can do right now, but when Im out there, I put out a lot. As evidence by the injuries I sustained last time at PB, where I couldnt even get out of bed every morning without it hurting like fuck. When I am living in Cal, I will be surfing every day, you can bet on it. Every day, like nothing else matters. Here are the real world facts: http://www.usa.ripcurl.com/news/news_header.html And I already heard this today calling a surf shop at Mission, same ol' story. I know a good board when I see it, and I also know Mark Schnieder for a long time now. He's already got another board ready...and not another AquaGlide.

Sink my ass bro...how much do you think I weigh? I can get one foot on a 5'6....I need about a 2 5/8 6'6-6-8. Dont catch hollow waves (because, like you, Id like to live a little longer...)