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Just one...I was expecting to see something funny when I read this post.

Go to Hawaii, surf the Pipeline, and prove them wrong.

Well Im surprised words like "Ho" and "Homey" didnt make it. What is the English language comming to?

Birch sugar - a naturally occurring type of sugar that metabolizes slowly which prevents gaining weight from carbohydrates, its supposed to have enough nutrients in it to where if you eat it every day then there is no need to take multivitamins. The downside - its expensive, but one can can go a long way.

That movie, EDP, was such a bunch of crap I couldnt believe it. Dead people talking through TV sets, yea right.

Hoooo, man. I should have stuck to skydiving.

Hey man, thought you guys knew everything. I want to jump over this bitch sometime, must be something.

Found this lake this weekend, really beautiful area and had lunch on top of the mountain at this barbeque place overlooking the lake. Anyone got info on first jumps there? Left off with training tandems at Eloy and want to jump again sometime, but the prices are like 199, then they have these training tandems at 99, anyone have any info on this?

Skydivers dont need cockpits...they just hold on to the tail

"Hope your arm is better before the weekend or you will be bodyboarding with me...." You know, Im beginning to think surfing might just be highly overrated. At least for this weekend.

Good point, and since we are talking about 150 girls, you can just imagine the egos. Last thing I wanted to do was try to hook up although they dont mind assuming that. She told me "just be cool and there wont be a fight". There wont be a "fight"? Hard core surfer chicks, guess they like to fight or something. As far as going out, right now I just want to ride waves, not chicks. I dont think she's interested in me, I think she is just a really cool chick, and thats why she's being nice. There are still a few cool chicks in the world, but you gotta dig deep. Real deep. Supplies are limited.

Yea that one chick was so cool, sticking up for me and shit. What Im going to do is just meet her and ignore the others. I think a lot of these are the feminazi chicks that are always dropping in and pissing off guys. No time for bull shit dramas when you got waves comming at you. They can eat shit, and Ill ride the shit they eat Trestles is close by anyway, never been there.

And the same woman wants different things, depending on how she feels at any particular moment! Jeff 10" or 12" depending on the mood. And this is the awnser I was waiting for. Mind, bedroom eyes, strong back...give me a break.

Check this out. I was thinking about joining this group of surfer chicks from SD and was asking about it. Turns out the girl I was talking to was real nice and respectful and was all for me comming to their events and getting to know everyone, then invited me to an event this weekend. Two of the others in the group had a bitchy attitude towards me doing that, one (the President of the club) saying they want to restrict male membership to thier boyfriends, and another saying the group is pretty much for girls only (except for thier boyfriends???). The nice one, the one Ive been talking to over email, says its okay for me to come to their event this weekend, but that the others are concerned with guys trying to hook up with the girls. She contradicted what the President of the club said by telling her that there are two guys in the club that arent boyfriends of any of the girls, then told her "should I just tell him not to come?". She seems to be really sticking up for me...awesome chick. Is this some sort of a stuck up bitch thing or what? OK, time for some of that good ol' fashioned skydiver mentality. So what do you think... 1. blow them off because theyre not worth a shit? 2. Go because that one girl was pretty nice and seemed to want me to go to their event? 3. Go there, say Hi to her and tell the others to get f**ked? Or, 4. go, say "Hi" to everyone there (while thinking 'f*ck off in my mind), throw the damn board in the water, just keep chasing waves, and dont get back out till Im ready to go. Girls really piss me off sometimes, I dont know about hanging around them, probably a bunch of feminazis.

I can write a volume of books on that. Guess it pays to be a boring, stupid moron without a life after all. Think of it this way...if you got laid off, then youre probably pretty competant. Take it as a complement.

If youre not getting severence, then be sure to tell them to fuck off. If you are getting severence, then first collect the severence, then tell them to fuck off.

Well if you like Tom Cruise movies and you havent seen too many good ones lately, then try "Collateral" if you can imagine Tom Cruise playing a hit man who has this constant 'smirk' about everything like everything is a joke while he's very coldly whacking people out on routine business (he even carries a briefcase just like any other 'businessman'). This shit was really freaky, watch that one and tell me you didnt like it.

Well whatever you have to pay for damn sure as hell dont pay her part of the rent. That is why I wont take in a roommate, more trouble than theyre worrth, you may save money on the lease but in the longrun it can be a real nightmare. On leases, be advised, if she decides to skp the rent and she takes off on you, you are going to be stuck paying the full rent

I love a good looking woman that can kick my ass!

Now picture this... "I approached the registration table and was greeted by a very friendly fellow who looked me in the eye and said, ‘Are you white?’”. “I told him that I'm not and he told me that the conference was only for people who were white and so I wasn't able to register to attend the conference" Jesse Jackson would have a field day.

These two guys are on a hunting trip, when one gets bitten by a rattlesnake, right in the balls! So he tells his friend, go find a doctor and ask him what to do about a snakebite. So, his friend runs and finds a doctor, and the doctor tells him he has to suck out all of the venom or his friend will die. So he comes back and tells him "The doctor says youre gonna die..."

Aye...try a stun gun...scares the crap out of a dog. You dont have to zap him with it or even get up close, just hit the button and they run like hell. Just dont be like me one time when I was drunk. Always hit the button WITHOUT, and, I repeat, WITHOUT, having the prongs turned the wrong way in your hand.

Ahh, but youre missing the point....its a lot cheaper

My Name is Cocaine My name is Cocaine - call me Coke for short I entered this country without a passport Ever since then I’ve made lots of scum rich Some have been murdered and found in a ditch. I’m more valued than diamonds, more treasured than gold Use me just once and you too will be sold. I’ll make a schoolboy forget his books I’ll make a beauty queen forget her looks. I’ll take renowned speakers and make them a bore I’ll take a mother and make her a whore. I’ll make a teacher forget how to teach I’ll make a preacher not want to preach. I’ll take all your rent money and you’ll get evicted I’ll murder your babies or they’ll be born addicted. I’ll make you rob and steal and kill When you’re under my power you have no will. Remember my friend my name is "Big C" If you try me just once you may never be free. I’ve destroyed actors, politicians and many a hero I’ve decreased bank accounts from millions to zero. I make shooting and stabbing a common affair Once I take charge you won’t have a prayer. Now that you know me what will you do? You’ll have to decide - it’s all up to you. The day you agree to sit in my saddle The decision is one that no one can straddle. Listen to me, and please listen well When you ride with me youre headed for hell!!!

Now thats the attitude! My thoughts exactly, but I like my apt, jacuzzi right outside the front door, everything very convenient, and no more $140 electric bills in 120 degree hell. But one last note on this discussion, there is a nice advantage to the housing boom, fad, or whatever you want to call it. Downtown, which is a dump infested with winos, druggies and bums, is being developed as a result of the housing market. So if this continues for long enough, the bum infested eyesore might turn out to be a cool place to hang out. Little Italy is starting to look pretty decent. Now they just need to clean up the trolleys, last time I was on one this drunk scumbag pissed and threw up all over the car....then the trolley cops had to carry him off...NASTY! Its no wonder why La Jolla is keeping them from extending it to La Jolla...cant blame em.