jumprunner
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Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lost
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These women should be SHOT! Wrinkles and cellulite just mean that you are lower on the "value" scale!!!!! Actually darling, its their attitude. They have this "youre a nobody" attitude towards everyone else in the world, especially if youre the male gender. Lets SHOOT them for the right reason
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Shit the water is cold in Cali! . Wrong, the water is warm in Cal, its in the upper 60s and you dont need a wetsuit. You know, youre over here ranting on about surfing and youre from Florida.
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Hey dude, you think surfer chicks are all that great? Well let me rain on your parade: http://www.sandiegosurfladies.com Bunch of middle-aged feminist burnouts, and they dont like men. So you can scan this website and see for yourself how great in shape these "surfer-girls" are, wrinkles, cellulite, and everything. I guess its okay if you want to hookup with granny, hell even the younger ones look like they got plucked out of an old folks home. Go surfing to surf, if youre looking for better chicks Id stick to skydiving if I were you. I used to see a lot of really hot chicks at Eloy, and thats Eloy.
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Umm, just getting in here before this thread gets locked.
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I havent done much skydiving, but I have to say there are tons of things you learn from doing it. Hesitation - you learn not to hesitate, hesitation is big problem most people have, ie saying youre going to do something but never doing it Mind control - you learn how to control your thoughts and deal with situations that might otherwise cause you to panic or get nervous Awareness - you develop a heightened sense of awareness that might prevent you from having accidents in other types of situations, ie driving, crossing the street Sex - you are on dz.com talking about it 90% of the time
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Yea I didnt feel too good when that happened to me, it pretty much freaked me out. I stayed depressed for a while bvt managed to get on with life. Nothing you can do about it, so you just move on.
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After I posted it I re-read it and actually went online to make sure pussy and pussy were actually spelled the same. All this talk about pussys and tongues. Interesting.
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OK, here's mine. I never got invited to an all female nakad pool party populated with nothing but drop dead gorgeous blonds and brunettes who handcuff me, rip off my clothes, and make me thier sex slave, while at the same time I win millions of dollars from the lottery and never have to work again. Thats what I hate about dropzones, shit like that never happens.
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Ok.... Skydiving dream: I was going down without a canopy open, hit the ground, then woke up Sufing dream: I was being held under and lost my breath, so I started breathing water and was doing just fine. Wish I was as superhuman in life as I am at sleep.
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Well as long as you got your mind on fighting, lets see if I can provide a little entertainment... http://www.rickross.com/reference/supremacists/supremacists38.html http://www.rickross.com/reference/supremacists/supremacists18.html http://www.geocities.com/imokproductions/gravanobust.html That should keep your mind off things for awhile.
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Ich eine madchen Deutch mochte mir obenauf! Thats what I love about these threads, moderators dont know German! Nice way to keep from getting banned. "I a German girl would like me on top of" Very funny Rebecca , I stand corrected: Ich eine madchen Deutch mochte obenauf mir! "I a German girl would like on top of me"
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Arent there any jobs in Houston? Hot, muggy, flat, too much traffic...there's gotta be some reason to be livnig there.
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Ich eine madchen Deutch mochte mir obenauf! Thats what I love about these threads, moderators dont know German...nice way to keep from getting banned.
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Deutsche Mädchen haben ein gutes Renommee. Ich liebe sie morgens oder die Nacht. Deutsche Mädchen sind reizvoll! Korrektes amerikanisches Bier sind schrecklich!!!! Ok, you got me on this one. Need to brush up on my German German chicks are known to be gooooooood. I love you very long time mornings and evenings. You are correct, I feed disgusting American beer to a guy I hate named Schrecklich. Ja, Deutche madchen sehr hubsch sind. Sieg Heil!
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You havent tried Lone Star yet. But then again, I guess you havent been to Texas. (Erst wenn Du frei bist, kannst Du fallen) (Only when you are free, can you fall)
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Deutsche Mädchen haben ein gutes Renommee. Ich liebe sie morgens oder die Nacht. Deutsche Mädchen sind reizvoll! Korrektes amerikanisches Bier sind schrecklich!!!! Ok, you got me on this one. Need to brush up on my German
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"I speak German. Look for me in California and come jump with me."
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In just 3 jumps?
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Dont you realize they are people with hopes and dreams?
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After nearly getting killed flipping over a static line, I gave up any more attempts to skydive, but then did an internet search on skydiving, found this website, and started asking questions. I decided to keep posting, although Ive been known to have a mischevious nature when it comes to posting on forums. Several name changes and about 5 bannings later, I find myself still posting on this forum and actually being civilized about it. As for other forums in the world...well....old habits die hard.
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Sure, no problem....100%
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Actually it isnt, I live 5 minutes away from work and 15 min away from the beach. Im not ornery...just spoiled
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Jeez, people! It's 90210. Well you know we're not all rich enough to live in Beverly Hills, or even in LA for that matter.
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Martha Stewart and Shannen Dougherty. Yeah! I was trying to think of that bitch's name from the Beverly Hills high school TV show 92150 or whatever zip code it was... It was also great to see Martha getting a few more weeks of the "home detention" thing... What about what's her name... the one who had a spat with Lindsey Lohan? Damned if I can remember... Mandy Moore??? 90210 - Beverly Hills zip code.