jumprunner

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  1. Welp, thats it for me Have fun surfing in Oregon and I think Ill stick to SoCal.
  2. Nice. Little too cold for me. My bottom limit on that is around 60. Not fun. Extremely, not fun. Welp, thats it for me Have fun surfing in Oregon and I think Ill stick to SoCal.
  3. Okay, skychicks, yall all hear that???? Form a line, take a number, Ill be right with ya.....
  4. Well, everday is insane day on the DZ.com forum, and today is certainly no exception But dude, like, I am just totally, like so flattered Next: Skateboarder Men Better than Surfer Men OR Skydiver Men Racketball Women Better than Women Who Go Scuba Diving Volleyball Women Better than Men Who Play Golf
  5. Naaa, dont go there. Like everything else, Ive tried that one too. I think that was one of the things I got banned for.
  6. It obviously Bothers you otherwise you would not be flapping in the wind! I noticed that you could not answer the simple questions of you. Again there are plenty of people who know my place in the military and can confirm. Go make an exercise video there Mr Tony Little with dyed hair. release some of that tension. . Oh, but you see, its like you said, Im 'retired' after having set the DZ.com record for the most name changes and bannings ever. The job's all yours ma' boy. Try the womens forum, you might get banned a little quicker. Whatever happened to Michele?
  7. Awww, cmon, this guy's fun. Hey man, this is just like ol' times (Personally, I think we shoud send him to the womens forum...he he he....get some of that good ol' fashioned red action goin'
  8. Honestly I was not trolling. Talk about pie or whatever. It matter not to me. Just try to think of the moderators and not post certain things.
  9. Ya see that is the biggest misconception this country has thanks to the media and magazines and shit. It is like when a person goes on a diet and working out. NOw they are losing fat tissue and gaining muscle mass. Muscle Mass is heavier. Therefore you cannot go by a scale. There are many factors to consider when talking about shape and size. I said it earlier that stick figures are not healthy either. . Oh shit, now this guy's a doctor too. Okay, so far we have surfer, skydiver with 1200 jumps, All American Weekend Warrior hero, and last but not least, health expert and advisor. Next thing we're going to hear is he's running for Congress.
  10. Yea, well, at least he knows how to do something right.
  11. I guess because he cannot pass level 7 and released to Skydive. I guess it is possible. Is that Avatar of Tony Little with dark hair? Yes, I am nervous. Considering he is most likely a quitter. WHATEVER! . Troll, troll, troll your boat........ Is this guy trying to beat my record for number of times getting banned? Why dont you entertain us furthur by trolling the womens forum...that might be interesting
  12. Naw, I'm not making a poll out of it. I'm claiming this thread. It's useless otherwise. Might as well discuss pie. Oh! I haven't even mentioned meat pies! Like tourtiere... I like to smother it in mustard like I do Sheppards Pie. Yum... seppards piiiiiiie
  13. As a WEEKEND WARRIOR? Dont brag dude, I was active duty in the post Vietnam Regular Army working under a seceret clearance. You might notice I dont have to go around bragging about "defending a free country" which is a bunch of hogwash. You sound like someone who watches too many movies. You know, I think these people have made it pretty clear that youre not. Take a hint.
  14. Here's one: http://www.sunsetsuzy.com/about.htm And she surfs the Pipeline. Too bad she has a big Hawaiian boyfriend....Alooooha!
  15. Yea, so am I. Let me know if he finds a spot, always looking for new ones myself. I usually hit Solana Beach on a 6'6 and there are usually a few breaks out there that are not too crowded. Dude, like, I dont smoke pot. Uncool So when your boyfriend goes back lets hook up at Solana. "Ill make you an offer you cant refuse"...beer and pizza @ Pizza Port. I saw somebody like that on a shortboard once. I dont get it, I have to stay in shape for that.
  16. Well I might have something that would work in place of handcuffs... OK, here's the plan.... GirlfalldownOnMe will have me helplessly pinned down and we can take it from there....handcuffs are highly overrated anyway
  17. What fuss??? So far Ive been handcuffed, flogged, had toes in my mouth, and made to make chicken pot pies. And I cant find my pants!!!!
  18. Amazingly enough, I don't own any handcuffs... I do have a few whips though. Well youll need the handcuffs so I cant get away from you. Not that Id want to, but just like not having that option Whip it good!!!!
  19. Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lost Now now, I have plenty of restraints and two perfectly strong spankin' hands, so let's just all share like good boys and girls. Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, make me your slave OK! You go make me a chicken pot pie! Now! Ohhhhh, wonderful! My butt is in such pain...at your feet mistress Rebecca....would you like me to suck your toes while youre eating it?
  20. Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread! Walt Okay, Im guilty as charged. Now go get your handcuffs and whip
  21. Damn--I'm startin' to LIKE this thread! Walt Oh shit...where did my pants go.... ALLRIGHT REBECCA.... Rebecca, you have that sinister smile on your face again... Rebecca...now put the whip down....
  22. Excuse me, but...its me she want to tie up and spank so get lost Now now, I have plenty of restraints and two perfectly strong spankin' hands, so let's just all share like good boys and girls. Ahhhhh, sweet. Just make sure you spank me harder than you do anyone else and I wont get jealous. Lay it on babe, make me your slave
  23. Shit the water is cold in Cali! . Wrong, the water is warm in Cal, its in the upper 60s and you dont need a wetsuit. You know, youre over here ranting on about surfing and youre from Florida. Upper 60's is NOT warm. Even though I grew up in Santa Barbara, I always thought it was cold. I think the warmest the ocean ever got there was about 70 one year. Look at a temperature map of the Gulf coast and East coast states (from around NY south) - THAT is warm. Now are we going to go on about this...yes it is too warm. You might feel a little chill when you very first get in, like when you very first get in a swimming pool, not like the gulf coast which is like getting in a jacuzzi pool. Upper 60s is plenty warm enough, lot of people out there in swim suits, but not warm enough to attract jellyfish.