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Shit dude! And Im bitching about 19???\ Check your BP - the life you save may be your own
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Um...excuse me, you left me out... Jumprunner - Patrick Swayze (with a bit of hair loss)
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Yes, I agree Ronnie, I lived in Florida for 2 lousy years. Sunny should move to the REAL sunshine state, Arizona. It's gonna be sunny with a (mexican) HIGH of 106 this weekend! And I need a roomate, too! Not to mention the fact that were right around everything...Cal, Vegas, Rocky Point - all driving distance. Oh yea, and we got *******MOUNTAINS!!!!!***********
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Tell me to do that and Ill get the next flight over. Florida's okay, just a little too flat for my tastes. But definitely the finest, nicest chicks Ive ever seen.
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With that sexy blonde hair and those gorgeous eyes...gee, I wonder... I was living in West Palm Beach 1.5 years ago for 5 mo working contract with IBM, sure wish I wouldve known you then! Always wanted to do that again, but, aint quittin' my job.
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Yeah those damn skate boards and bikes! More injuries around here from those and all the stuff that just jumps out infront of people on the trek back from the Bent Prop Nope, cant open a parachute falling off a skateboard. One simple rule...dont fall!
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Aw dude, I just need to stop ignoring my balance thinking I have unlimited amounts of money to spend. There is one thing, when I dont have the money to go skydiving, I can always get quite an adrenaline rush by finding out what my balance is
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I never understood why anyone would want to pay several million dollars for a house 12 feet away from your neighbors equally over priced home..... Ok, a house in N Phoenix will do. A nice one! Maybe I can buy it with my "worthless stock options". Drrreeeeaammm on, Im goin' home.
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I deserve more than a pizza, I deserve a million bucks, a Fararri, a mansion in Scottsdale, a V-3 rig, and a few other things I could think of. And I deserve to be spoiled (oh wait a minute, I already am) Pfffff!
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7 bucks, I think I can handle it. What I cant seem to handle is my spending habits. Far as MATH, I hate MATH, it always seems to indicate that I dont have this limitless amount of money I can blow away on a whim. Life is rough.
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Skydive? I will gladly throw him out of an airplane. Maybe he should answer that question. I always wanted to see a flying troll! You can throw me out of an airplane, long as I got a parachute and it doesnt cost me anything...throw away!!!
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Man, Im sitting here, just found out my account was overdraft -97 bucks, 13 pending charges at 31 dollars a piece, that means I get whacked a whopping 500 bucks by next direct deposit paycheck. Shhhittt! So Ive been on the phone tonight telling them I cant afford it its keeping me in the hole and I need to get this account out of a negative balance, Im getting buried! Ok, so after going on and on about it, they transfer me over to a customer representative, this foriegn guy, and I complained to him about it. This is the cool part....so he says, well uh, looks like you have a direct cash advance of up to 500, so you can be approved for a loan, so I can pump up to 500 in your account right away, posted today, since you are long standing and have direct deposit. That will stop the overdraft charges. Wheeeewwww!!!! Wow! I have no money right now, but all the sudden, at the press of a key, now I have money! I like that! Thats cool! Just like that!!! Your account goes under, you have a negative balance, you have no money, you make a phone call, now you got money! I llllllllliiiiiike it!!!! Guess Ill be able to sleep tonight after all.
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Wendy and others... It kind of helps to see who youre talking to, try this in your area... http://www.pre-dating.com Going to one of those tomorrow after work, went to the last one and it was pretty cool and straighforward. You go from table to table 11 times, sit down and just talk with someone for 6 minutes, if there is mutual interest (you put thier name down as a match and turn it in) then they exchange your contact info both ways, otherwise youll never see that person again. This works pretty well for me, its real straightforward, very low cost ($29), no internet weirdo crap or another scam or having to talk to someone over loud music in a club. Check it out.
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Skylin was funny, even I laughed at it and it was my joke.
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Look whos talking. I cant believe that, telling a simple joke turns into this big fucked up argument after the usual crowd comes shufflin' in. Now thats funny.
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Im toooo scared MMM, nooo, Im not going to argue, just too entertaining for some people. Besides, got my mind on the importand things in life, like this chicks nice ass. Shes wearing an engagement ring, but I dont care, chicks fine as hell and I cant help it. Gotta get creative at times like this, hotshot network admin, wears these summer time laid back shorts, totally natural. Furthur details by request only. Creativity. Creativity's importand, gotta be creative. So's work, gotta get back to it.
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And uh, what would you be PPPposin as? ,,,And there's a question that answers itself!!! \ So he isnt a real poser, just PPPposin as one? Im sure youd know alot more about it than I would, since you seem to be such an expert on it.
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According to a few whatchamacallits here....yyyeeppp, thats a problem. Its like this, with a post loading of .0025, youre a PPPposin, so what you need to do is get your jump number as high as the whatchamacallits so that you too can be a real man! Otherwise...beeennd over!!!
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And uh, what would you be PPPposin as?
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Down you!!! Just cause it's pink doesn't mean it's yours! That makes AT LEAST two of us. Damn.......and I thought I had NO game. We should have a contest sometime. "Hell hath no fury...never piss off a woman, especially when shes holding a pair of scissors"
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After reading some of your posts, I believe that you probably do piss off 50 women a day. You know, Ive always had some kind of a natural talent for pissing off women. Not that I actually try to piss of women, it just happens that way. But I do love em. I may be a womanizing jerk half the time, but I still love em.
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No it isnt wrong its righteous, youre young, date around! Sooooooo, not bad, I live in Phoenix, AZ and aint goin' back east till X-mas. Ever been to the wild-wild west?
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actually nine, counted them up this weekend, why do I need a jump for every post?
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And miss more of my knee slappin' sense of humor? Nothin' doin'...
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I had it all wrong when I came up with the name "sstylin", shouldnt it have been more in the line of "sskylin"? OK, back to work...