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I get that far, then reach, then pull, then i seem to get distracted for a few minutes... Just try not to open up at the last minute...

Im not all that sure I can...

are you sure you dont need someone strapped to your back to arch for you??? Naw, it'd be kind of a 'tight fit'...

Ummm, nooo, I think that only holds true when youre in the womens restroom Now tell me I havent just made the crudest post in the history of this forum? Yyyepp, Im gonna be a skydiver someday

Well, then try a few spins followed by a backflip. After that Ill be dressing up like Dolly Pardon so I can use the womens restroom instead

Im getting so sick and tired of having to step over this mess on the floor of every urinal... guys, when taking a piss...ARCH!!

How very true. See the previous post of mine about the 22 year old...Im going to email her what you wrote here so she can realize that there really is someone else out there that thinks she is unbelievably stupid, not just me. Not that I still like her (I dont), but just that I like proving my point.

I agree with you totally. Last year I met this chick in Florida who was 22 (I am 43) and her family had a problem with that number. They never bothered to find out who I am, just rated me by the number and told her Im am no good for her. People like that always want the "perfect match", maybe they should start building androids to suit their particular tastes.

The big fallacy here is that skydiving may be more dangerous but in skydiving you are more menatally alert at the possiblility of an accident, whereas in driving, you do it everyday and are desenitized to the dangers of getting in an accident, so driving seems a lot safer although there may be many more deaths percentagewise because of that.

Just one word...OCS.

Alien: "I come in peace..." "...and youre going in pieces..." Name that movie.

Thanks for the laugh, I needed one in the middle of this shit

That might work.

Id find a job over there first, but probably wouldnt be hard to find a roommate. Just get on Monster.com and scan around. There really are a lot of really good looking chicks there, you cant drive down the street without getting distracted about 50 times. If youre really good at hitting up on chicks, you better give up skydiving because thats all youre going to have time for. It can be a pain in the ass though because with all if it there it is pretty hard to get your mind back on other things. Ive even caught myself bitching about that a few times. For right now I think Id rather keep taking trips there and stay in AZ, maybe next year Id move.

Well I think we both need to move to Cal, forget that its too expensive at least you would have a sex life...and you get to keep your extreme sports life. ie...here, I got this blonde next door neighbor, pretty good looking, but with three kids, so if I mess with her I inherit three kids and there goes the sports life up in smoke. Screw that, dont want to be a family man, and from what I notice, being in extreme anything is a real turn off around here as far as women are concerned. They all want someone who just wants to pay attention to them and nothing else. The only guys I see around here getting the chicks are the ones who know how to lie, and thats pretty much what it takes. Dont be yourself, and then maybe youll get laid.

Well, the chicks here are pretty decent and when you talk to them theyre pretty nice, its just that youre never in the right position to get them to go out with you, and thats Phoenix cause there is no nightlife around here, the place is dead. And you have to be real aggressive with them if you plan on getting anywhere, like the second you stop drooling over them they just walk away. Ive heard this same thing from too many guys who are from here. The problem is, I like aggressive ougoing women and Arizonan women are the exact opposite, its too frickin' conservative here.

Yea, I dont because Im living in Phoenix, theres so much competition here for the women you practically have to drool over them to get their attention. Then all the guys around here are like bodybuilders and a hell of a lot better looking than I am. Thats the one part of Texas Ill always miss, not used to having to work this hard for it. And where are the f**ing clubs around here??? Last chick I met was in the apt parking lot, Im having to score up chicks in parking lots now. Mountains, parking lots, how am I supposed to get a date like that?

I know a great area....way the hell away from Houston. Dont take the job, living there isnt worth it.

On a more serious note, just talking to my sister yesterday, I have a step brother with a rap sheet as long as your arm. This guys been in trouble with the law since he was 14, now 47, in and out of the big house over 4 times now. When he moved to Oregon, his sister and mom helped him out with thousands of $$$, got him a great job in a top sales position, he had a girlfriend, new car, doing real good, then he blows it all away by robbing a laudrymat cause he was on drugs. Now he wants everyone to feel sorry for him because he's such a fuckup. He just got out of prison for the umteenth time after a six year stretch, his sis gave him a place to stay, his mom several thousand dollars to get back on his feet, he blows the money on drugs, starts getting in fights with his sis and her husband, now he's back on the street, total fuckup, doesnt give a shit about anything, and its a matter of time before he'll be back in again. Rehabilitation, as they call it, is prime bullshit, complete waste of taxpayers money. Executions? I dont care about how bad it sounds, it works. Works for China, can work here too. We spend millions of dollars on these low life fuckups who dont give a shit about anything when all it takes is a bullet that cost .50 cents to solve the problem. IM all for it!!! Id even be happy to pull the trigger!

That's true, also 'soda' companies behave like that, I didn't get a warning. ...and they always expect you to be some kind of 'angel' while they screw you every which way but loose

I forgot about that..... I really, really don't like someone else pumping my gas... It seems like an invasion of privacy to me... My sister told me about this, evidentally you cant pump your own gas for the only reason that these people need jobs and would be on welfare otherwise. if you like mediterranean food, there's a really good Turkish place close to the convention center. They make fresh pita bread the size of a platter and babaganush and hummus to die for. How about Turkish coffee with Saganaki (flaming cheese), its like having a "food orgasm".....ahhhhh!

My sister and her husband live there but just moved to Seattle. If you want to ask them about it I can PM you their email address.

Yep, IBM does the same thing, no references. He should just be glad he is getting a warning, because usually they dont have that much respect for you. You come in to work one day, and SURPRISE, you no longer have a job as of yesterday. Thats what most of them do, and some dont even allow you to go back to your desk and collect your things.

On this note: http://www.advice-hgh.com/ Beware of this kind of marketing tactic, they are pretty common and Ive seen them too many times when I was researching hGH. They will identify all the scams and talk about misleading information and then they will try to market you their own products...another scam. Secretogogues are nothing more than an amino acid stack, which you can readily buy at any health food store for a lot cheaper than what they are marketing. They will release growth hormone, but only a small amount, probably not enough to make a difference (depending on how old you are, your metabolism, lot of factors come into play here). They may have significant results on a 20 year old, but little or nothing on a 40 year old. Rhino, I found an excellent source of information if you want to understand it better, this is a little less technical than the article I posted and easier to understand. Also, they arent selling anything, be extremely cautious of information sources that are, they will tell you anthing to sell their own products. In the end, you will find out that the only way to increase hGH levels is through external injections, it is too large of a molecule to introduce into your bloodstream any other way and will be broken down by stomach acids if injested. Growth Hormone From my own experience, hGH used alone doesnt produce significant results physically in terms of building muscle and fat reduction, but will reduce anxiety, fatigue, chronic fatigue, and increase mental awareness. It does produce significant results when used with testosterone, which requires a hormonal profile. Testosterone can convert to estrodiol (estrogen like compound) which can produce what they call "bitch tits", you may have to use progesterone or Arimidex to stop the conversion. Also, you may want to stop the conversion to DHT (dihydrotestosterone) by taking Proscar because this can affect prostrate, among other things it can make your hair fall out (DHT causes male pattern baldness - not good if youre single and looking for a girlfriend!!!)