CrazyThomas

read this somewhere: A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter "R, " and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: "Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare." In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates--many of them already laughing at him--then replied, "Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough." Thomas

Looks like LA has had problems with this also. edit: OK, I just read the rest of the thread. Thanks for the pointer. I know, I'm supposed to always read whole thread before posting....I read first page and the ADD kicked in. Thomas

What about this incident in Phoenix ? Is this an isolated incident, or has anyone ever heard of this happening elsewhere? Thomas

don't know if this is true or not, maybe the AZ people can comment. http://phoenix.gov/NEWSREL/randm.html Seems like there has been "research" into this, and results are in. I think it has happened before in other places....just can't cite where and when yet. Thomas

(30 seconds) f'ing cold. May try again after a few beers. Thomas

So, for argument sake......how long can YOU stand in the snow.....BAREFOOT? Or have you never tried it?

Eric Cartman, when discussing why Stan should not get beaten up by his sister. I believe that is the episode the insane genetic engineer tries to clone Stan, and the clone gets out of control. Thomas

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please. So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking." Thomas

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead. There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!! Thomas

OK, but if you want it just like the show, you need to add one of these in here somewhere: Thomas

kind of a mix between ska and metal. they only have two songs on CD so far, as they are just starting up. I am trying to get a recorded concert of theirs, but the lead singer was not happy with how she sounded. supposedly they are looking into more studio time to get some more songs onto a CD. Thomas

This is the name of a band I like to listen to. They are awesome, and the lead singer is hella-hot. And they are a local band from my area. PM me for a disc of them.

" The Enforcer" Mother: I said you are grounded. NO WEED MEANS NO WEED. Later on.......kids with friends friends: wanna hit? kid: no way. My mom said no weed, and I don't want to get grounded again. That is a pretty funny commercial. I said "No Weed" and I mean "No Weed". What a great expenditure of taxpayer dollars. Thomas

However, if being a social misfit is a capital crime for you, don't you think that you should be less anti-social? You might be next on the approved list. shit, if I was worried about the approved list, I wouldn't talk so much. Would I be so stupid to get in a vehicle with a stranger? Yes, and if shit came to me because of that, if would be my own damn fault. How were they killed? Knives? Fuck it, let's sue the Knife Manufacturers. Guns? Damn, we better sue the gun manufacturers. Seriously....y'all missing a BIG point here. The victims parents should be able to sue somebody and MAKE SOME MONEY off this deal. After all, their kids lives WERE worth something, even if they were PRO's, right? [sarcasitc asshole] Let's get a lawsuit going. I should get some money JUST FOR HAVING TO READ ABOUT THIS. Who can I sue? The King county papers? Maybe the people who manufactured the weapons of these murders? What about K-Mart and Wal-Mart that sold these knives to this person? And he had to have some kind of vehicle. Let's sue the makers of the vehicle, for providing him with "Modus Opporendi" or whatever it is called "ability to commit". [/sarcastic asshole] Shit, we gotta be able to blame someone else for this.........BLAME CANADA! Thomas

Good point. He did ask me about the "longevity" of such a creation. I don't think he intended for it to be so large he passed out from blood loss. Preservation of "blood" paintings? is there such a thing? like varnish over the top of them? or white wash them with some setting paint? or is the fading just part of the picture? I just told him to try it and find out. The biohazard issue.....hmmm...like if he has aids, people will get AIDS if they touch it? I don't think that is possible, but maybe they will get Monkey Pox. He does talk about spanking monkeys alot. Anyways, I don't know what he intends with this, but he was asking me what I thought about blood on canvas. I said, "Better have Band-Aids ready", and drink more alcohol if you want more blood to flow. From what I hear, alcohol thins the blood, and makes a person bleed more. Like, don't drink and get a tattoo, because the bleeding will be increased. Thanks for the info, Thomas

what about accomplishment? [sick side speaking] isn't it amazing how much he got away with? BEFORE he got caught? [/sick side speaking] Seriously though, this was more planned and better executed (no pun intended) than the 9/11 plot. And yes, I am fully aware this will piss people off. BUT what if everyone does not share the same happy feely touchy caring "LOVE LIFE" feelings that most people do? It's not like he skinned them and made them into lamp shades (Edward Gien), or dissolved their bodies in sulfuric acid (Jeffrey Dahmer). And like Ivan said, they WERE all PRO's. so society dissolves it's own misfits, right? Flame away......... Thomas

Is it wrong for an artist to paint with their own blood as paint? It's not like the artist is sending an ear to his girlfriend (Van Gogh), but simply to use their own blood as a red colored paint? I know a person that is considering this. I don't ask him questions, but I am wondering what the rest of the skydivers think. Thanks, Thomas

It's ALL THE THINGS I CAN DO! Peace, Thomas

What if 2 played this game or just simply said this AGAIN or said it AGAIN

Whatever. I still get offended at the notion of JJ showing the films he has collected in his years. I simply cannot handle what should be called "The reality clips". I wish to censor him and make my dream world more pleasant and palatable (sp?). Yes, the personal attacks were there, but as is life, things happen. JJ, I welcome your return. You don't speak much, but when you do it is of substance. Try the BASE board JJ. Peace, Thomas

Maybe get Mac to climb it? If he has to stop 3 times for a rest period, it may be above 200 feet. I don't know. You know how much of a lazy boy he is. And how often he has to rest. So maybe something like if he rests every 50 feet, and has to rest 5 times before the top, you know it is at least 250 feet. Joking Mac, and in good spirits. Just trying to have fun with #850. Faber, don't cut it that close. If you can't eyeball it, maybe there isn't enough of a safety factor? Just my .02 Thomas

BOOBIES!!!! Thomas

Comfort zones and jumping? Like someone says in Beyond Extreme....."No eyeballing 300 feet." and then as Dwain said, "300 foot, that's like crap." So, it all depends on your comfort zone. Would you be happy seeing a rock fall from 4-5 seconds, or would you want your laser to say that it is 224.56243673 feet? And does that last .56243672 feet really mean make or break the legs? Keep it cool, and keep it within YOUR comfort zone. And allow for error, and PC snivel. What about that ONE SINGLE time that damn PC snivels an extra 1/4 second? Is there margin of error, or are you opening just above ground (so to speak)? This info may not help, but just look at that pretty tower outside your window. That is still the right height, unless it shrank, right? Peace, and happy flickings Faber, Thomas

----bump----- So, other than "Shut up shithead", it looks like drinking and driving is the worst. Interesting......What if I were to specify drinking and driving a little more? Such as.....drinking your first three beers while driving home, VS driving home after a night at the bars. It may seem obvious what the choice is, but what if I were to say, uh....drinking 5 beers while driving home? Time driving home becomes longer, time to get busted becomes greater, right? But what if it were a short drive home from the bars, say 5-10 minutes? And drinking 5 beers takes you 20 minutes while driving a car? Increased time of exposure to risk means increased chance of bust, or does it? Odd chance off hitting a deer, or getting pulled over for a tail light out? Is there a safe way to drink and drive, other than NOT DO IT? Couple questions there.......feel free to respond to any of them. Thanks for intriguing me, Thomas

Excellent point. I glad you brought this up. I expect women in my area to help weed out terrorism. Come on now, let's see so BOOBIES! BOOBIES. Had to say it again, for the pinko-communist and terrorist bastards. BOOBIES!!! Thomas