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sounds like the person above me is about to have some fun... Thomas
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Seriously, I know this ain't no damn democracy, but killing all the joke threads? wassup wit dat? yes, most jokes I tell are offensive. As are many other jokes told by many other posters. Has Sangiro given the order to kill the offensive jokes, or are the greenies striking out on their own path? Yes, I realize you can't question the Greenies' [cartman voice] AUTHORITY [/cartman voice], but seriously, is this place cleaning up so much that "offensive to some groups" jokes are no longer allowed? Like, can I tell this? What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's shelter? The dishes if the bitch knows what's good for her. Or should I just go ahead and say IBR Thomas
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Sounds like you got a bunch of help. Some good offers also. It sounds like you problem is solved. Sometimes all you gotta do is talk to the right people. Thomas
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From Texas. and likes to drink beer. Thomas
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OMG, I can't beleive someone else remembers those games. Hehe. As for my vote, Michael Douglas in Romancing the Stone. Ok, for studliest/coolest, I'll have to say Michael Douglas in "Falling Down" "Where are you going? You forgot the brief case." Thomas
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yep, pretty much Thanks for asking though. Thomas
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did someone say BOOBIES? Thomas
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yeah. I'm doing that one also, based on request. I think it was phrased.....we don't ever want to see you here again. Thomas
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"what, none of them are topless?" Thomas
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yep, that's a case of beer. now that you are figuring out the landings, let work on your wording. Instead of " It was my first time I ......" try this "It was my pre-second time I ....." Thomas
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Psychiatric guide to parachute deployment...
CrazyThomas replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
funny shirt. it's gotta get back to the first page. bump Thomas -
bump... Me too. Kill all of al Qaeda. I hope they exterminate them like the rats they are. Thomas
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BOOBIES!!! Thomas
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tooting your own horn is always an option in talk back. and congrats on the photo.... Thomas
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good call. although most real men never bought into the whole metrosexual bullshit, so this term is meaningless just as metrosexual was. Real men didn't adjust anything in their lives when gay TV came out. They also are not so caught up in trends that they care what is hot on TV, or what is in style. Real men are often usually found wearing WORK UNIFORMS, be it a suit and tie, or a pair of cover-alls. Real men still think gay jokes are funny, and still do not understand why someone takes it in the seat. Thomas
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Yeah, maybe. Complaining about it just helps to ease the tension. Thomas
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Dude.....you read the articles? Where are the articles found in Playboy? I have never seen anything written in them, ONLY pictures. Thomas
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Another good one is when the customer asks if the pizza comes with cheese on it. No, really. It doesn't come with sauce either, unless you specifically ask for it, and pay extra for it. Thomas
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First test answer sheet gives 11/20. All C's yields 7/20 (second set of answers). So I guess I'm not that old. Thomas
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That, or my alternative answer sheet is... 1 c 2 c 3 c 4 c 5 c 6 c 7 c 8 c 9 c 10 c 11 c 12 c 13 c 14 c 15 c 16 c 17 c 18 c 19 c 20 c Is that better? Thomas
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where's the answer key. you can check mine since you have the key. 1.b 2.b 3.c 4.a 5.c 6.a 7.c 8.c 9.c 10c. 11.a 12.c 13.c 14.c 15.c 16.c 17.b 18.a 19.b 20.a How'd I do? Thomas
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Another couple "shine-offs", for our customers with a sense of humor. "Have you baked are pizzas before?" "No." "Well, just read the directions." that, and.... be sure to take off the plastic before you bake it. Thomas
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Much better than "Parachutist", as they actually are allowed to say "BASE jumping". Thomas
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Right..sweet....here's the deal. If I make you bake the pizza at your home, your oven will be on, and cookies are a great snack after a pizza. Oven's on, might as well cook snacks for the week. It's also good to eat raw. Would you feel better if I told you cookie dough, was BIG Cookie fetus ? Thomas
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Then there's this one.....a REAL doozy. We also sell cookie dough, in little plastic tubs. 1 lb in a tub. So when I suggestive sell, (Would you like some cookie dough with that today?) The customer comes back with..... "What is cookie dough?" My favorite smart-ass reply (not yet used) is Big cookie fetus. That, or "The stuff you make cookies out of." Thomas