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    What? Flavors? Mountain Dew comes in flavors? The only flavors of mountain dew I have ever heard of was, 16 oz flavor, 20 oz flavor, and 2 liter flavor. There is also bottomless restaurant flavor, but that tastes pretty much like 2 liter flavor. Too sweet? What do you expect from sugar and caffeine, with enough water to make it flow? Thomas
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    Agreed with the trendy thing. At least in America, it's all about being with the trend. Skydiving has taken a turn from the people that do it for love of the sport, to an amusement park ride, where DZ's will train you, and strap you into the ride, and hit the GO button to make the roller coaster start. No, I haven't been around as long as someone like Bill Cole has, but in my small little 6 years of this sport, I have met various types of people. Some do the sport because they love it, and can't spend a day without thinking about it. Other people do the sport because it is now a safe sport (usually the ones who say "Safer than driving there"), and it is simply what everyone else is doing. Look at the contents of this post. For christ's sake, get out of the fucking sport if you think it is going downhill. Fuck off and leave the sport alone. It's better off without you, if you stand around and ask: "Is this still cool guys? Are we still bad-asses?" Thomas
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    The Patriot Act comes to mind when I hear statements like this. You really STILL believe that we have to consent to monitoring? Let me guess, you also like the phrase: "If you have nothing to hide, it won't matter." Thomas
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    in case you are looking to kill some time, try Drunk Walking Guy moves side to side as mouse moves side to side. My best so far is 62 meters. Later, Thomas
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    The Hong-pack

    CrazyThomas replied to nikko's topic in Archive

    I heard some guy from Paraguay did it first. I've always heard it referred to as "The Paraguay Pack", as this is where it was first performed. Thomas
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    Gonna have to Ivan Bust you on this one........bbbrrreeeeeeaah. Play again. Thomas
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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's gone the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too." Thomas
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    can't.......stop myself........ MUST SAY IT IBTL Thomas no, I couldn't resist. That's TOO much of a classic to let die.
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    Hawaii

    CrazyThomas replied to mujie96's topic in The Bonfire

    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES Thomas
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    But what about the females? Surely they lack the BALLS to BASE jump. Should we then say, Cause some chicks just don't have the balls to be BASE jumpers, yet they Monkey Flip off of rocks? Thomas
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    Yes. Although I don't know names, I know for a fact that some guy in Paraguay did it first, off someplace, somewhere.
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    How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? 1, but it takes a shitload of light bulbs. Thomas