CrazyThomas
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so...I work in a customer oriented place, where the customer's are the key. I know....where aren't they. Sometimes customers can be the stupidest fucks in the world. Check this......A customer once asked me if you bake a Hawaiian pizza with the pineapple on it. This is after I handed it to him, with the pineapple on it. No dipshit. You can't bake it with the pineapple on it. It will ruin the pineapple flavor. What you have to do is pick off all the pineapple pieces, cook the pizza, then put them back on. We just put the pineapple on and spread it out for you, to make picking it off more difficult. I mean seriously, get a fucking clue. More dumb customers to follow. Thomas
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42 The answer to any question in the galaxy? 42 Thomas
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The best one yet... Hello. I noticed you noticing me, so I came to give you notice, that I noticed you noticing me. How you doing? Thomas
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Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands? Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Thomas
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OK, I'll take a break until tmr night. Did I mention......IBTL? Thomas
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? Thomas
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Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?" Thomas
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Hey bitch, Wanna Mate? Thomas
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I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!! Thomas
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Cheap sunglasses is a good way to go for those of us who break/lose/misplace sunglasses occasionally. Yeah....ZZ top...she's got legs.... Thomas
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And here I thought the answer was: A deaf, blind mute whoe owns her own liquor store. Thomas
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"I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? " Thomas
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QuoteMy friend Frank used to work at a pay parking lot in downtown San Diego,CA. Alot of transients,bums whatever ya call'em used to sit on a low wall adjacent to the lot. We were young and dumb and thought it was funny to toss a handfull of change onto the sidewalk and watch'em dive off the wall and fight for it. Quote That's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. Did you play it cheap and throw pennies, or did you throw silver stuff for them? Ever try tossing food out? Thomas
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That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper Thomas
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Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. Thomas
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"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face." "Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right" "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? " Thomas
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so uh....no.....no stupid IBTL jokes? Thomas
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"Wanna see me count to one, without using any hands?" "Wanna sit on my lap, and talk about the first thing that pops up?" Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas
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time for some PWing. Time for me to hit 500 Thomas
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"Hey, are you hiding a mirror in your pockets? Because I can see myself in your pants." "Hey, let's go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyways." "Geez those pants are small. How do you get into them?" Thomas
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Try these.... Basic Research Blinc These should help ya. Thomas
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no, I haven't. Yes. A brown bear. He was just crossing paths with me, and I don't think he noticed me. Does a fishing net count? How about rocks? how about a baseball bat? what kind of melee weapons are you asking about? Thomas
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hmm....interesting. y = ((x^2)/2)/(1-x) doesn't this simplify to: y = (x^2 * (1-x)) / 2 ? in which case, you could FOIL it out to be y = (x^2 - x^3 ) / 2 ? So, y' = x - 1.5x^2 Checking original eqn, : y' - y = x [x-1.5x^2] - [(x^2 - x^3) /2 ] = x This does not work, as there is no way to get rid of the x^3 term. The integration factor method is what I've been seeing in class, and seems to be the correct method for this. especially when I see that exp(x) term pop up. Thanks again for the help. Thomas
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yeah right.....and you support the "Patriot Act" Thomas
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Yes, like the previous post states, I wrote the problem down incorrectly. Sorry about that. It helps to have a correctly written problem when trying to offer help. Thomas