CrazyThomas

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  1. Fuck that. Lost friends in the sport? so what? I have lost a friend to drunk driving. I have lost my grandfather to heart failure. I lost my grandma to cancer. What hurts most? None of the above. Life is a bitch.....then you die. Pain is only temporary. And what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Get a grip, and ride it! Thomas
  2. CrazyThomas

    My first Solo

    Agreed. It makes me concentrate much more on safety. As in.....if I can't get myself away from the situation......I have severe SHIT coming. Laws, breakage, rehab, hospitals, and medical bills. Solo BASE jumps are something else. No pilot, no other jumpers, no "cheering crowds". And...if it not on video...it never happened. Congrats on the Solo Mac. Happy groundrush!! Later, Thomas
  3. First night jump? First porter? 2 cases of beer!
  4. NO. Mine doesn't. I'm a complete asshole. I feel that when shit happens, shit happens. So be it. I heard I was an accident waiting to happen. So, I wonder when. And I tire of waiting. I have had a few accidents, but nothing enough to talk about. But, until I burn in, I won't get told that everybody else TOLD ME SO. "TOLD YOU SO" I would love to hear that after I die. Doesn't matter when. I just hope all the bitches will say "I told you so" after I become wormfood. Enough, Thomas
  5. CrazyThomas

    GOOD VIBES

    Hope you are feeling better Stefan. Morphine helps, but a tolerance builds up. get better, get BASE'in again. I should take my own advice Heal well, and keep the GF happy. Later, Thomas
  6. I still wish I could have seen this on video. Sick as it may be...it might be funnier than GW2 coverage. and here a bomb stirkes...and here another bomb... oh...look...here is dead people.. Man, only if REALITY TV had no limits, it might be called FACES OF DEATH. A good rent to see reality....if anyone is interested. Later, Thomas
  7. Drugs....yes..it sounds stupid....but so do I. Can you handle drugs? Do you know what limits are before overdosing? Do you know how to control and limit drug intake? BASE is a MAJOR drug. That is all. Know your limits. And push them until death. Peace, Thomas
  8. depends where you have the leg straps positioned.... Thomas
  9. CrazyThomas

    ???? Jumping

    fuck injuries......let;s just all do a solo jump. No ground crew...no notification of where we are going. Who has the titanium to do a SOLO jump? See what being alone truly means. Peace, Thomas
  10. CrazyThomas

    Alcohol

    a sober skydiver yes it would make you. a bad skydiver? no. Am I am bad skydiver because I am a stoner? same question....same answer.....I think. Thomas.......bumping blatantly late threads....
  11. oh.....and WARM APPLE PIE! Thomas
  12. so....whuffos always bothering you? people asking what does it feel like skydiving? Here is a challenge. Try to describe in WORDS, what sex feels like. What does an orgasm feel like, and how does sex physically feel? I'll start...... Like nothing else ever felt. Good Luck, Thomas
  13. DW, Slim, Fast Al, Tom B. close? Thomas edit to change a guess to Tom B.
  14. The french jokes are always funny. and .....BUMP! Thomas
  15. in the interest of POSITIVE discussion sorry.....not worth talking about. Let me retract my words and say say sorry. Sorry, it is not worth discussing. Later, Thomas
  16. Bungee jumping.....and slack roping... to name a few others. How about Zip lining? are we talking freefall sports, or things done above the ground? cause we could mention tight rope walking;.....and uh.....getting shot out of a cannon. Peace,. Thomas
  17. ---Warning..This advice coming from an asshole--- It's like dating a co-worker. If things go well, everything will be just peachy. But, if things go bad...things go way bad. Do you want the weirdness and tension at the DZ? If so, go ahead and date at the DZ. And good luck if you do. Thomas
  18. BBBBBBUMP! Does anyone remember this? Thomas
  19. Can I post Semi-Rotten Jokes? Hear about the new shoe Nike has out for lesbians? ---It has an extra long tongue, and only takes one finger to get off----- Anyone else have jokes to add?????? Thomas
  20. The liberal media does not post stories of compasson and caring....USUALLY. What makes the news is SHOCKING headlines, and RUBBERNECKING type accidents. Why drive slow and look at an accident scene? Because you know you want to see what happened. Enough said. Peace, Thomas
  21. Funny you mention that. I have heard that before. It's not nerve. It's lack of a functioning brain. What's an IQ? Cheers, Thomas
  22. Narcs at the DZ? It is a good debate, but let's talk about something else. people telling on people. Why does anyone feel the need to "tell on" another person? Alot of people say that if they come across this situation, they will leave. Well, OK, then leave. Just don't call the cops. Why is it that one person feels the need to have another person arrested for their actiions? "Hi, I don't have a badge, but I am so disturbed by your actions that I will report you to authorities". Why is this? Please explain. Why does one person feel their need for safety and perfection and "law-abiding" is more important than another human's to pursue happiness? What is passive interference, and what is pro-active interference? Later, Thomas
  23. CrazyThomas

    ???? Jumping

    Start BREAKING LAWS! That is the learning curve. I am sorry to sound harsh, but if you want to be a "law abiding citizen", BASE will not be for you. BASE is not about following the law. "Trespassing" At the least, that is what we are talking about. And I would not like to see you break the law. I don't BASE jump at night because it is safer. I BASE jump at night because there is MUCH less chance of being seen by authority types. Sorry dude, but if LAW ABIDING is your game, BASE jumping is NOT. Later, Thomas
  24. See, what the problem is....."I want a world of perfect peace and harmony. No wars, no disagreement, and no fighting. The biggest trick is that I have the POLICE on my side. So, when your freedoms interfer with mine, I will just cry to my daddy "Uncle Sam" and he will dispense his minions onto your location. After you defend your ideals, and get shot dead for doing so......all us "law-abiding" sheeple will tell each other how we were right, and we are all glad you are gone. You posed a threat to "independent" thinking. Making your own choices? no, no, no. Not in this day and age. We will tell you how to vote, how to act, and how to believe. Anything else will be frowned upon. Wait....I am smoking a bong right now. Never mind me, I am just a "doper". Let's all just freefall!!!!!!!!! Thomas
  25. Wow. All us "dopers" fit into that category? You mean we are all the same? Every "doper" is vile, evil, and stinks? I bet all us "dopers" wear tie-dyes also. And all "dopers" have no jobs, we just sit around all day long. Thank you for defining a nice stereotype. I am so glad to see that though we can no longer discriminate against blacks, gays, mexicans, jews, or women, we can still actively discriminate against "dopers". After all, us "dopers" are ALL poor and stoopid. It seemed like an intelligent debate until I started talking. Then, it became a hostile, stinky "doper" beating his bongo drums and chanting for peace. I really enjoyed the stereotype though. Later, Thomas