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If a disease was named after you what would the symptoms be
unlucky1 replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
Abnormally large swelling of the penis. Scrotum ache with the urge to release a lot of pressure. An excruciatingly large amount of semen upon achieving climax..... -
ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
unlucky1 replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Did I say moose???? Sorry, I meant mooseknuckle! Sorry. I know I'm not the only one that has had experience with a good mooseknuckle or cameltoe. -
ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
unlucky1 replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Alaska didn't get its quota ! You'd be really surprised to see what your pic would do for me. I'm so horny, I could hump a dead moose! -
Holy shit ! I should have updated my McAfee antivirus! Somebody tapped into my pictures and stole that from my system. Listen....I can explain. First of all, my girlfriend and I roleplay....she dresses as an Amish chick and I make her speak Dutch, and I, well, ummmmmm, I guess the pic says it all.........
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Yep...scared of heights. The answer is simple. There is no depth perception at jump altitude. You fall, and fall, and fall, and fall, and the ground doesn't seem to get any closer. Well, at least it shouldn't. If it gets closer at a very fast rate...grab grass.
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Asshole. You know what they say about people who hate dogs..... Do you have any friends?????? (just curious)
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Hot chicks????? We have Dall Sheep up here Clay...
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Carmella Decesare....from my hometown was PMOY 2003 ! Hottie !
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I'd use spit ! All natural, all organic.
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I could help you out and shoot bullets all over your nipples.....
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If you're gonna fly into Anchorage, you may as well drive the 35 miles to Wasilla to jump. And if you drive into the valley(Wasilla) to jump, then you may as well do the suggestions that we gave you. Talkeetna, K-2, Denali Hwy, Denali, etc... are all within a 3 hr drive of the valley.
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43%... average masturbator ! This test is B.S.! I think the real question should be... are you a chronic; or a pathological masturbator? Pathological is to replace somebody or something. Chronic is masturbating "just because". I believe I am a chronic masturbator. The same analogy would be " why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" ....The answer being..."the door was open". I masturbate just like the mountaineer that climbed Everest....because it is there.
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i want to test your theory.... Lets first start by having sex 3 times a day, every day for 3 months. Then we'll take a break and evaluate. Oh...did i mention that I was in the Sexual Olympics? I placed Gold in the 9-hour freestyle intercourse division !
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Summer solstice boogie! Although, I'd bypass Skagway and come into Anchorage. From there you can get down into the Kenai Peninsula for some great King Salmon fishing, or head north to do some OUTSTANDING sightseeing. Denali, even Hatchers Pass. Although..I would more than highly recommend driving the Denali Hwy. Not the park road, but the Denali Hwy. The highway is an old gravel road leading 135 miles straight thru the Alaska Interior. On that drive, you "might" see another dozen vehicles or so. You "will" see what it looks like to drive thru one of the only stretches of Hwy in the world leading thru the true Alaskan Bush. The Hwy leads between 2 mountain ranges (Alaska Range and the Talkeetna Range). You would be an absolute FOOL not to put this drive on your itinerary. I will post a couple of pics of the Hwy to give you an idea. Another thing....look me up while your here, and i will send you to the best places. Blue Skies, John
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no night naked jumps for me.... i'd probably misjudge the altitude and end up sticking my pecker into the ground like a lawn dart.
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did you know that in real life Jack (Keifer) is dating Michelle Dessler (Reiko)?
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I'm in my 4th week now...sucks. Can't skydiver for fear that my eardrums will burst...literally. Hacking for almost a month, fever, sore throat, nasty day and night sweats..... cooties??
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i can help you with the frustrated part ! ! ! !
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forget sophie..... i wanna see shannon's boob ! ! !
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Yes, I treat quite a few patients with Graves. Some have had eyes worse than that.
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The farmer should care Clay... the sheep should be counted at night, not pounded at night.
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Everybody says that i have gorgeous eyes...so here they are....
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There we were....me..the average looking boy, while my SO had long black hair...shiny asian type hair, a great body from dancing all the time, and very rich too. Anyway.....there we were at his Neverland Ranch......
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What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?
unlucky1 replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
i went through puberty...and oh my God! It grew so freakin BIG ! ! ! ! Scared the crap outta me...and anybody else who saw it..... -
also...where else can you jump 24 hours a day? with no darkness. They generally don't do that, but they do jumps up until right after midnight, when the sun goes below the horizon for a few minutes.