Billy

Guess my bud called too eh? I feel like a kid at Christmas and can't wait!! Hugs and Kisses allllll over!!

Wingster ya also got a trade,, hell your still young enough ta do whatever ya want dude,, and with your back I bet the military will have ta pay for any re-educating ya need!!

Hay Frank Got your shit,, oops,, DZ.com shirt the other day,, lookin forward ta Victoria Day!!

I have a whole jar of dimes an such!!! Now I can go with a manly hug,, but a kiss,, ewww,, with tongue,, argghh! My Dad would smack me if I gave him a kiss!! No homophobia at all,, an no probs with ya if like that shit,, uh no punn intended,, went ta a gay bar with some folks from work an didn't even get hit on,,, wasn't sure what ta think a that,, I'd have ta decline the offer,, money isn't THAT important ta me

So are we staring a "pool" on when it happens,, and what technique?? Id be game for that....

Since they started random drug testing at work I have a friggin beer belly for the first time in my life! OK it aint much but I do miss my smoke,, growed up in Tucson,, in the 70's 4 finger OZs for $10,,no stems no seeds just nice leaf,, granted it's totally differant shit these days, more expensive than gold,, but now that I think about it I have never,, umm,, I ,, wtf over...

Best of luck to ya... I used a packer in Eloy and loved it,, "Mickey" was her name.. good openings,, I plan on using her again at Lost Prairie,, my thoroughly abused body hates ta pack an I usually have ta stand up an straighten my back and knees as soon as I get the first band on,, wish we packers at our lil DZ,, and I always give a good tip if the openings are good!

Welcome back Pyke!! same shit here,, just more folks flingin it all over!! and now,, for something completely different,,,

LOL,, My jump bud will love it,, typical phone conversation... "What the fuck over?" "Fuck you want?" "Ya fuckin jumpin this weekend? "Fuckin gonna rain" "Fuckin weather's fuckin fucked" "totally fucked" "Fuck it then" "Adios fucker" "Fuck off" and now,, for something completely different,,,

Sunshine,, hay,, LP!!

WTF,,, Nuthing out West,, July 27-28.. Lost Prairie?? and now,, for something completely different,,,

LOL!! Ya Wingnut,, hit the peas dead center in a track an leave a perfectly purrty corpse,, and now,, for something completely different,,,

Ok,, how about ideal conditions with a modified wing suit and a board on, a long steep snow slope,, speed skiers hit what 160+ at the championsips,, and they decelerate by going up the other side a the valley,, sure the spot would have to be right on,, but I think that is gonna be the ticket for the first one,, damn wouldn't that be a rush... and now,, for something completely different,,,

OK WTF,, Now I speak from some experiance with having a DUI an scraping folks off the street,, we all seem ta have a lacks attitude when it comes ta this kinda shit,, now how would ya feel if he got in a wreck on the way home an killed a friggin friend of yours an his family,, your momma gonna make ya feel better about yourself for that,, it's not your problem it's his,, your aren't responsible he is,, he is being a prick an showing no respect for you by placing you in that position,, now you wanna get shit faced drunk,, no problem here,, just don't do it at work and have a true friend drive ya home or just crash there an get home safe later,, my DUI cost me $4,000 an 2 yrs a shit ta get straightened out,, thats a lot a jumps,, was it worth it,, and now,, for something completely different,,,

"My only comment is that you said you were kicking like you were riding a bicycle. The idea of kicking out of them is to swing your body around in a circle so that they'll unwind. I've found kicking like pedaling a bicycle won't do this much, but swinging my legs in a circle underneath me does. " AndyMan,, good point,, funny how some of that shit ya aren't aware of when doing it,, but you are right on,, pedaling doesn't do squat,, it's the out an around motion that gets ya turning along with the pulling on the risers,, my point I guess is that when ya have that many twists ya get close to the end an,, well I knew I had ta slow the spin down or I'd wrap it up the other way,, the feet out in front helped with that,, the whole thing took maybe 15 secs, I knew I opened at 3,500,, but like Michele I never looked at my altimeter,, during any of that,, so take it with a grain of salt,, it was with a sigh of relief I got the twists out and with 20 mph winds knew I had ta set up for the landing asap,, Hay you all rock,, Thanks and now,, for something completely different,,,

Hay Michele,, Thanks for sharing so we all learn an really glad your ok,, enough said,, how's your eye anyway?? Did I miss something there? I had an opening weekend before last,, opening was a diveing right turn before the canopy straightened out and flew straight,, had a couple line twists,, but the momentum kept my body spining,, I put my feet out in front ta slow an stop the spin and had like 6 twists,, was able ta start the spin the other way an lowered my feet ta help,, then raised them ta slow my spin now going the other way,, ya know like an ice skater slowing and speading up there spin,, just thought I'd share that so when it happens again ya maybe have a lil more control with that aspect of it,,, Hugs Sweety!! Now like ya been told already,, get your ass back up there!! Don't read this,,,

0:0:0 Ya I know it sucks,, but it wasn't really my weekend cuz I had ta work,, nobody jumped here tho,, 20-30mph winds with gusts to 40+,, so all I really missed was the first category,, but that will be made up during the week an we'll be jumping this weekend,, weather Gods permitting!! Don't read this,,,

The Frenchman,, "I fart in your general direction!" Sounds like a skydiver eh!! Oral sex,, that like phone sex,, ya just talk about it? Don't read this,,,

100% here too,,, thats good right,, an that ? about excerise,, how come poping a 6 pack wan't included?? I've often thought about bolting a 6x6 beam on the front of my truck just ta ram some bastard with,, an having a rapid fire paint ball gun ta blast them with,, an that whole cool 007 road oil slick come out the back for tailgaiters after I blind them with my paint gun an toss an old tore up down pillow out the window,, an,,, sorry,, gonna count to 10 now,,,,, take a deep breath,, aww,, Don't read this,,,

Ya know,, I'm impressed with SpeedRacers' grasp on this shit,, Now what would Gore do if he were the Pres?? Don't read this,,,

LOL!! Ouch Dude,, reminds me of the J Geils song "Angel is a Centerfold"... my memory has just been sold...... Don't read this,,,

Wingster.. get a fuckin MRI,, X-rays won't show squat a lotta time,, ya those kinda symptoms aren't ta sneeze at Don't read this,,,

"you could be seriously mamed while simply taking a wiz as a meteor crashes through your roof and hits you while yer sitting on the can." Perfect example of the cosmic shit hammer,,,,I should add that I usually whiz standing up tho.... Don't read this,,,