Billy

Doesn't the camera add 10 lbs?? Don't think I wanna see that,, was it a hit with the ladies??

2:0:0,, Bill V,, your friend has been in the "news"up here,, and having a daughter I hate ta see that shit,, Sunday woke up ta friggin snow,, so no jumpin and didn't get my 100th ,, got together with some skydive friends tho and celebrated my b-day last night,, and no I didn't drive home,, my sweety gave me 5 jump tickets, my folks another one,, and my friend, the DZO's wife threw in another,, add that to the 5 tickets I got for house sitting for my DZO's last week and I got my next 12 jumps paid for,, and I didn't have ta buy beer/tequila last night!!

OK a lil off topic,, but Tom it coulda been worse,, taught an EMT class and at the final testing I was one a the patients,, put me on a backboard,, strapped me down real good,, wouldn't let me up,, put me in the back of a pick up truck and went to the bar,, carried me in and put me on a pool table and drank several picthers before they set me free,, I think we could adapt that to skydiving fairly easily,,,, and throw in some of the beer pouring like in an SCR ceremony,,

I read this thread an think,, good point,, then the next and it's,, hmm,, good point,, then the next and again,, good point,, so another 2 cents,, ya'll are titilating conversationalists,, as far as the killings in America,, think many are drug related as are most other crimes,, an maybe it's about time we revamped our drug laws,, starting with weed,, it's not like prohibition worked either,, Like what I've read a the Senator(?) from New Mexico and his thoughts on the issue and how it relates to the courts and jails and on down the road,, ya the middle east is a friggin mess,, and I don't believe in a God that thinks killing is the way to solve anything especially in his name,, whatever ya call him,, Ok maybe that was a nickles worth....

Bobby Hull hit my Aunt in the mouth with a puck,, and she was like the only one in the stadium,, she was one of the first women to work with the Detroit Redwings in PR and was watching him practice,, he ment ta hit the glass in front of her but the puck floated and pow,, right in the choppers,,

OK OK it was 3 beers,, and Val just happened to pop into my head when I was gettin pulled over,, I don't know why,, maybe cuz I was thinkin I may lose my driving privs,,or maybe cuz she's just plain cute,,,, Kitty is my red healer,, the cop was obviously a dog lover,, and ya bbarnhouse I did,, LOL!! Man I bet that was totally fucked up eh!! You Gals Rock!!

OK Frank,, congrats on the Gold,, I'll buy ya beer for that,, but shit fuck,, good game eh!!! those guys played ther hearts out!! I couldn't watch it live so I taped it,, then with less than 10 mins left I ran outta tape,, score 3:2,, had ta call a friend ta see who won,, Pissed me off ...not that we lost but that I couldn't watch it,,, and I just wanted ta say congrats to the Russian pair skaters,, well the babe anyway, it bites with all the shit they had ta put up with,, and I do think the Canadian pair deserved the medal,, but that Russian gal deserved a medal just for competing after the head injury she had to recoup from,, and Picaboo Street coming back from her broken femur and blown out knee,, damn inspiring stuff,, now if the fuckin politicians would just shut up and have the same grace the athletes did it would be a class event,,,, Cheers Bro and Congrats.... Your USA Bud,, BB

LOL!! All i saw was nipples and some ink,, now if the the ladies would do the same.....

OK Jess,,, Big Hugs!! I see your point,,, ya ya'll gotta make a living ,, I don't think all journalist go into the pro to get things wrong etc. and as far as Dan goes I guess he had bigger ball's than me to just be there,, if I ran the world there'd be no soldiers an Wingnut would be fixin jump planes not fighters,, my favorite gal on TV is a weather babe that came out and did a tandem jump last Summer,, I like ta see her on the tele,, my lill bro is a big wig at a TV station in phoenix and I know how hard ya'll work,, as far as worms in apples I feed them to my horses so they have there purpose too,, so it's all good... Jump Safe

I feel for his wife 7 months pregnant,, actually I hate the friggin press,, no offense to anyone,, but in almost 20 years working EMS I've seem them bastards get in the fuckin way to change film in the back of an ambulance while people are dyin,, and then see what they put out on the news is so differant from what actually happened,, so I watch the news with a skeptical mind and don't buy the paper,, anyone know how many EMS folks died last year doing they're job helpin folks?? How many helo's augered in and ambulances wrecked... ok I'm biased there.. We don't make national headlines despite 9-11,, again I feel for his wife,, but like Tee's wondering about her baby,, ya pay the piper when ya take some risk,, or just get the fuck out and sell Avon or somethin,, so Frank,, how about the hockey game?? USA USA USA!! Can't wait ta watch that one!!

Hay Congrats!! Glad ya were able to jump!! sounds like the weather was iffy,, actually i'm envious,, plans for my 100th have fallen ta shit due to plane comps and it's snowing now,, so who pied ya??

Hate driving along minding your own business and a cop pulls ya over,, "officer I was just masticating,, really"... Ok it was a legit stop and he was cool,, but I still hate that feeling...

Hay HH!! Ya have the attitude bro,, make the most of it!! Now the twins,, they're sisters right??..

Otay I'm bummed and pissed,,, was really lookin forward to getting my 100th jump on Sunday,, AARRGHH!!! Now it looks like no plane,, so the hole weeekend is shot to hell,, so I ran to the store ta get some beer and I see flashing lights in my mirror,,got pulled over by a cop ,, had a couple beers watchin the Olympics and it's like.. FUC$!! 6 pack on the seat next to me,, and I'm thinkin,, Valerina is so cute!! So License and registration, proof of insurance,, To the cop.. "Hay Dude what's up??"... "Ya got no tail lights.." and in my most honest voice I said,, "That bites! No shit??" He laughed an then he ran my license,, I stashed the beer and then Kitty gave him a few kisses,, " Goin far??" "No Sir,, just down the hill ta home" ,, then he let me go,,

I was gonna post sumthing really witty and intelligent but my friggin dog just farted and I gotta get the fuck outside!! Wow ,,, DeJaVU,, It was last year about this time when I posted the same thing,, I was advised not to light a match...

Ok ,, for us EMS folks thats just another pain in the ass nightmare,, now,, if it's a young lady showing off,, way cool!! If it's a dude than its just plain sick... "ale spew.. puddle brew"

Well that just pisses me off!! A hottie like Val,, an I just miss her,, an Easter Boogie and I bet all the jumpers will be the way overloaded types with thongs,, not cuza the chute size but cuza the Ass Thong ratio!!! Forget the Swoop comp!! Weekend started out so well too,, 2:0:0,, beer,, beer,,,....

Oh Shit,,, no it sounds more like a fuckin Takillya OD,,, Ohhga Ohhga Cha cha cha,, Wingnuts ya otay dude?? ROFLMAO!!

Hay Val,, Az for Easter at Eloy,, when you going?? And definately better than a DUI,, Wingnut,, is she really as cute as her pict??

Congrats Tee!! Tough decision eh!! The babe is well protected for most activities,, at 10,000 the air starts to get noticeably thin,, if your healthy though a couple deep breaths will make up any low 0's,, as far as the speed thing goes,, what about driving, biking, etc,, the human body isn't buit for an impact in excess of about 30 mph despite seatbelts and airbags,, I know a friend who climbed to 8,000 ft up a mtn just to ski down it,, she was 8 months preggy,, so whatever ya decide just be happy!! Blue skies and pink babies!! Billy

Hell I didn't realize I have so many peeves!! Ya'll have heightened my awareness!! and I'll add... I hate when my pet peeves in my truck!!

Like the bumper sticker that say's " I don't smoke,, I chew,, don't smoke up my air and I won't spit down your mouth,,,"

Nathan as ya get older and more mature ya can probably have that modified to read "BOOBS!" Last winter we did a jump with a bad spot,, landed N, S, E, and W of town, I was walking along the highway and a cop spotted me,, with a yellow chute draped over my shoulder and thought somebody ripped off the Michalin Man at the tire store,, turned around and questioned me till he realized I was a jumper,, put me in the back seat and gave me a ride back to the DZ,, "haven't been in the back seat of a cop car for a while",, then he knew my bud and we sometimes work with his wife,, well they were outside the car yackin shit while I was in the back seat with the heater on and sun shining in and sweatin my ass off,, left me there a long ass time so everyone could come over and see me in the cop car and wave hello before he finally let me out,, so 2 cases for my first off DZ landing and the first ta get a ride to the DZ in a cop car,, by the way his wife is a hottie and I'm thinkin I should try an sedu#@ her,, no I guess that wouldn't be right,, did I mention she's a hottie??

Geeze I finally got to see what happpens at the pub!! ,, I'll buy beer to all to was there after Jess left at Eloy at Easter,, an Jess after you went ta bed the whole thing just friggin stoped,, hope ya had some sweet dreams!!

Free,, If I had a friend like you I'd be honored,, if you were my mother I'd want nobody else to raise me,, If I were your boyfriend I'd say thank you,, and I love you,, and I 'd say if ya loved me than get your shit together and make me proud of you,, theres a saying.. God gives the strong the heavy cross,, so take care of yourself,, you can't help any one else if you don't...